It’s time to check in with the ladies of Beverly Hills once again. I suspect #PantyGate will be a large part of the conversation. This recap will be delayed as my Internet is going in and out once again this evening and I am typing this offline. Hopefully I can find an online moment to sneak this on tonight, but usually these things usually take an overnight to resolve themselves.
Note: I am BARELY back only. The cable guy will be here in a few hours. Sorry for the delay.
Hah! I just saw the actual title of the episode is “PantyGate.” Way to make it seem even more scripted, production. Also, could we stop seeing Dorit’s children with developmental issues? I am always highly irritated when housewives parade around children for sympathy before handing them back off to the people who raise them.
We start with Erika in her closet with one of her entourage. Then again with the frenzied editing back and forth. Eillen playing the guiter with her son. Dorit seems like the Phaedra of this franchise where we see her interacting with her kid, awkwardly. Rinna checks into the “presidential suite” at the Sheraton in bumblefuck West Chester, Pennsylvania for her QVC appearance where she immediately starts sanitizing everything in the room. I would like to state that Lisa Rinna seems to have overtaken Cynthia Bailey for best tits on a housewife. Maybe, I’m just envious of normal sized boobs as I started growing huge ones at age 11.
Erika
Erika is getting ready to shoot for Y& R and she is nervous. Eileen is so welcoming and makes Erika feel right at home. Erika compliments Eileen’s perfume that she brought back from Dubai and it makes me long for all of the dark oils perfumed with exotic Arab spices. I had a tiny bottle from some Egyptian museums shop in Cairo that was the best ever. I wonder what happened to that? Erika and Eileen speak with the executive producer to get a feel for what sort of character they should write for her. It ended up being a real estate agent who has a literal run in with Eileen’s character. It was just a few lines, but enough for her to get her SAG card. I’d love it if they brought Erika back with a full-time role. Mostly because that would jar LVP’s grandmother’s preserves.
Kyle
Kyle and LVP meet at a bar. LVP is day drinking and Kyle orders water. Somehow we manage to do a Rolex advertisement, AGAIN as LVP shows of the watch “Ken bought for her.” Apparently, she got a twofer on Rolexes by advertising that jewelry store last week. The point of the scene is to discuss #PantyGate. LVP is now saying she saw “what Mr. Girardi has been munching on for the past twenty years.” Classy. And a lie. How the hell do you see up someone’s skirt when you are sitting side by side? LVP is not that limber. She did manage to shove a hand up there though so perhaps she meant she grabbed what Mr. Girardi has been munching on.
Rinna
Rinna is preparing for her QVC stint. From what I understand, this is a long laborious 24 hours of shilling product on live TV. I’m excited to see behind the scenes stuff. I love that long grey sweater, and the bronze. I would totally have lived in that when I was teaching. Rinna says she is now making enough money so that Harry never has to take an acting job he doesn’t love anymore. Between QVC and that Depends commercial, it seems they are set.
Meanwhile, Rinna’s two teenaged girls are unsupervised in NYC. Harry says he has been talking to them, and tracking them and they are where they are supposed to be and just fine. Back at QVC, Eileen calls in to support her. Because, real friends.
Eileen
Rinna is back in Beverly Hills and is meeting up with Eileen to be downloaded on #PantyGate by Dorit. UGH. The girls are very nice to Dorit when she arrives. Big hugs. Complimenting her on her shoes. This will not last. Dorit’s whites don’t match and it’s distracting me.
Oh no. The escape room thing is coming to RHOBH.
On to #PantyGate. P.K.’s open leering at Erika all night long seems to be a nonissue. To hear Dorit tell it Erika was deliberately flashing her husband all night. We saw none of that. What we saw was Erika with a large black napkin on her lap. Eileen and Rinna are nodding and being very understanding. Especially Eileen who is always giving everyone the benefit of the doubt. She does ask Dorit if she addressed the situation with Erika at the time. I find it amusing that Dorit seems to think Erika would want P.K. leerying at her puss all night. Because, gross. Eileen even goes so far as to mock Erika by manspreading while pretending to be Erika. The talking heads tell a much different story though after Eileen was filled in.
Kyle
Kyle is working on casting for her scripted series. She says it is really weird seeing all of these people auditioning to be her and her family. She did not let Porsha try out for the part of Kyle. Later, Kyle goes shopping with Dorit. Kyle sticks up for Erika. Dorit buys Erika panties. Dorit is hell-bent on humiliating Erika, and Kyle doesn’t want to miss it.
All Cast At The Escape Room
You know, it’s almost like they don’t consider the fact that maybe we watch other franchises. So when the Escape Room wants an infomercial segment on one show, and then we see it on the other that films at the same time, it make it all look so very staged.
Rinna, Eileen, Dorit and Erika are the first to arrive and Dorit tells Erika that they have all seen her “pretty puss” and her husband could not stop staring because she clearly has the prettiest vagina in the world. Dorit is laughing hysterically while telling Erika all of this. Because, you see this is going to be “British humor.” I could actually see what is about to happen being funny among friends. But Dorit has only seen Erika one or two times in her life and both of those times were at her job. She went in on Erika WAY too quickly for any of this to be funny. Erika is unhappy that she is being told publicly that P.K. caught a glimpse up her skirt and wonders why she was not informed of this before now. On camera. Then Dorit whips out the panties. Erika graciously accepts the panties saying they are beautiful and attempts to move on.
However, when one party tries to ignore and move on from nasty digs, it seems the other party will continue to jump up and down until their cuntish behavior is acknowledged. And so, when Kyle arrives, Dorit presses on. Then Erika has to give Dorit a little warning about her trying to come for the queen. Now Dorit, the aggressor, is trying to play victim. Did Erika threaten her? Dorit attacks Erika over and over and now she is suddenly threatening.
Meanwhile, the lady who thinks she is the queen is nowhere to be found in all of this. How convenient. Then it is suddenly LVP’s call time. LVP arrives and wants to know what they are talking about, because clearly she has no clue what is going on while standing offset snickering for the past 20 minutes.
It’s finally time to lock all of these bitches in a room. There is TEAM ERIKA with Rinna and Kyle, And TEAM LVP with Dorit and Eileen. Or perhaps not. At some point they all seemed to be working together. This escape rooms really don’t make for good TV. Eventually they made it out. Didn’t the RHOA have to be set free? I forget.
Afterwards, the women go out for dinner and drinks. Kyle mentions that Kim is doing well with her sobriety. LVP presses Erika for details on Dorit’s gift of panties. Erika suggests she ask Dorit how that went. Dorit says she doesn’t want Erika to feel bad. Erika says she doesn’t at all but does think that IF in fact P.K. saw anything he might have given her a subtle heads up instead of “maybe looking at it a little too long.” Swords are now drawn. Dorit now wants to withdraw and talk to Erika about it privately. Nope. Too late. Erika says they have nothing to discuss and this ends the conversation. Dear Lord. What is wrong with Dorit’s boobs in her talking head? She’s clearly not wearing a bra and they are just flopping about like oddly shaped sausages.
Erika orders another margarita and LVP seems a bit disappointed when she asks, “Is this the end of it then?” Both Erika and Dorit say at exactly the same time, “For me it is!” Then laugh and high-five. Oh my, LVP was not expecting that.
Next week: Things might be getting a bit worse for Dorit. And she and her scamming husband attack Eileen next, for of all things, not telling last year’s cast her mother had died just before the reunion.
I can see Dorit not having a single housewife in her corner by the end of this season. And where does she get off asking Eileen about her mother dying when we didn’t even know what a Dorit was last season?
I’m still not sure what a Dorit is, but it seems dumb.
Very. Also the way she carried on about her “suffering” child. There was nothing wrong with the baby, no real health risk, no delays, etc. The child’s skull was becoming slightly flattened from the way she was sleeping. A cosmetic problem that is easily fixed, and I’m sure didn’t involve any pain. While not cute, the headband didn’t hurt the child, I’m sure. To hear her go on about it you’d think the poor thing was battling a disease or crippling developmental problem.
Do you remember when the nanny returned from the speech therapist with her older child? Dorit tells the camera how concerned she is blah blah blah, but then asks the nanny how it went. if she was concerned she would be attending the sessions with or without the nanny.
What I saw was a woman who asked the child a question, did not wait for the child to answer and just kept talking and talking.
Needs to shut up, be patient, giving the child a chance to speak.
Thank you! I asked myself the same thing. I don’t get these rich people who don’t work, have children for the sake of having children and have nannies raising them? You don’t work, raise your kid! And they wonder why all these kids grow up with emotional issues later on. And that accent, I can’t!
“what a Dorit was” lmfao. I needed that laugh.
It was a huge miscalculation for this chick to come at Erica that way. Boy did she pick the wrong one. Erica was classy about it, and 100% correct. Why is it assumed that if a man CAN see something, he SHOULD be looking? A gentleman would’ve at least stopped staring, and at most given her a clue or had his wife/gf give her a clue that she was revealing a bit much, sparing her embarrassment. This was just used for fodder and it’s tacky.
I genuinely like Eileen, I think she’s no bs and truly backs up the ladies she calls friends. I never see her tearing people down for the sake of doing so. Plus, she’s gorgeous and looks 20 yrs younger than her age, whatever her secret is.
I got heated at the previews for next week. Who the hell are PK and Dorit to judge how and when a person discloses the loss of a loved one? Kiss my ass, that’s absolutely NOT your place to say. Eileen did not want everyone to make a huge fuss and treat her differently with the news. That’s her choice, and her right, any decent person would respect that.
PK came off like a fat pervy pig. Who admits that you “enjoyed’ the view (that I frankly do not think existed by the way) in front of your wife, cameras, and an audience.
Hearing the way Lisa Vanderpump speaks I’m not surprised this guy is one of her good friends. I know Brandi Glainville had her own set of trainwreck issues on the show. But listening to Lisa Vanderpump last night and noticing that Lisa likes sexual innuendo jokes reminded me when Brandi said they had the same type of humor.
If you remember, Kyle said she saw Erika’s lady bits too. She said it when she and Dorit were shopping. Something along the lines of she thought Erika was wearing flesh colored panties then realized she wasn’t. So obviously everyone there had at least a glimpse of Erika, but the length of time is up for debate.
definitely. I would think a real gentleman would’ve had a bit more decorum in handling the situation, not just ogling her.
Will Kyle be in front of the camera at all during her scripted series? Because she and LVP love to manufacture drama. I love how they brought up and pushed for the conversation of the panty gift to really drag this storyline out after Erika let it go before the activity. So annoying. Kyle and Lisa are great at doing this to others and then throwing fits when it is done to them over drama that involves them.
Actually, it’s ” production.”
I agree. I wonder if Erika has noticed that Kyle does this because I thought it was obvious last year with Kyle and Lisa . But I’m not on that side of the fence so to speak. Erika seems to like her so maybe she is aware to an extent but accepts some of it as part of it. Kyle also has a way of connecting with the other women in a way that Lisa Vanderpump does not which I have always thought was an asset for Kyle when it comes to the show in general.
Some do, some don’t, some never will wear undies. Bravo’s way of stringing along a plot line going no wear.
LVP is so transparent. On Twitter last night everyone was able to see through her manipulation tactics. People have grown weary of her victim schtick and her gleeful pot stirring. She always looks so HAPPY to be airing other people’s dirty laundry. That’s the mark of a true sociopath.
Agreed. It’s so obvious that she’s threatened by Erika and is using her “friend” Dorit to do all her dirty work. She gets more unlikable every season.
By the way, I love Eileen. She and Erika are women I could actually be friends with in real life. I also like Erika’s quote from next week’s episode. “It’s that kind of girl who takes all of the fun out of hanging out with women.” Word! Dorit and LVP are the type of women that give women a bad name.
True that. Erika and Eileen seem like genuinely nice people.
Next week we all see howTHIRSTY PK is. He’s obviously one of those BITCH husbands who meddles in women’s affairs and thinks he’s a HW .. And if Erika wanted to flash anyone, it wouldn’t be PK . So pipe down dude!!
He reminds me of Jim Marchese.
Has LVP’s side sniping ways become more obvious this season, or maybe it’s just that I’ve removed my rose-colored glasses? It has also become more apparent that LVP’s pawn, *cough* friend, Dorit needs to just stop because she is clearly no match for Erika. I love how when LVP asks Erika twice what happened Erika never took the bait. I think Erika took good notes from what she observed last season and knows exactly how to handle LVP and any of her minions.
It’s pathetic how LVP continues to take swipes at Eileen in both her talking head interviews and blogs but Eileen has not said anything negative about LVP this season even when it would have been warranted. I still want to like LVP but as I’ve said before I think this is the season we’ll see her loose her “crown”.
Next week we’ll see Dorit go for Eileen and It’ll be interesting to see if LVP has Dorit’s back (doubtful) and this is sort of off topic but I wonder when are we going to see Eden Sassoon, Kim or Camille?
I believe both Eden and Camille start making appearances next week. Kim starts the week after that I think.
What the hell has LVP done to deserve this? Not apologize correctly or empathically enough to Eileen? She didn’t grab Erica’s lady bits. Everyone saw them, why is LVP getting all the heat? I’m team who gives a shit but this is highly slanted. Again, if this is the drama of the year fine with me. It’s still a gazillion times better than drunken brawling disease laden criminal behavior.
If Erika had just crossed her legs there wouldn’t of been a problem. Since she is Pat the Puss, everyone knows she did this for attention.
Erika doesn’t need to show her vagina to some pervy man to get attention. All she had to do last season was remain loyal to the season’s persona non gratis, and say a few derogatory things about LVP, and she got plenty of attention.
I think if Erika were to intentionally flash one of the BH men — PK would be the last one she’d choose. She looked genuinely repulsed when Dorit said he “could not stop staring.” And Bravo’s footage of him looking at her was disturbing. He is getting the perv edit for sure.
Of course she would specifically flash PK in hopes he might manage her or set her up with good connections. Boy George is her type of genre. The thirst is real. Any woman with any dignity or pride would never wear such a short slit dress like that unless she had a purpose. I like Erika but don’t always agree with what she says or does.
So every week your goal is to make ridiculous comments about Erika and then say, but I like Erika.
I’m sensing a long ass trend her.
PK is no managing anyone.
It’s not just that your opinions suck, it’s that they are formed in some alternate universe devoid of any comprehension of what is really happening.
Interesting that he said telling her that she’s showing her lady bits would have been “completely inappropriate”. Uhm, and staring at them is appropriate?
I’m soooo glad that LVP is still getting called out for the manipulative bitch that she is! I can’t even stand to watch her hand out her shit stirring advice on Vanderpump Rules. That crown feels heavy because it belongs to Erica!
Rest assured Erika will knock Dorit out with one fell swoop without using minions to do the deed.
So true. Erica can definatly take care of her own business without allowing emotions take over.
She is one suavy intelligent woman.
Last night was the first time I noticed that the Lisa’s make a dramatic pause after every word saying their “tag line”. Spit it out, ladies. You’re not winning any Oscars for this performance.
As I said last week, I don’t know about Dorit. I cannot see her and Lisa being friends. Something is really off. Those rooms are so boring. Erika is one class act. I sense A LOT of envy. Also, Dorit seems so comfortable. I’m watching that one. 🙂
Dorito and PK are making Taylor and Russell look sane.
No! Don’t say that. RIP Russell. 😢
Don’t be too sad, he was a wife-beater, I believe.
Erika handled that entire situation like the classy lady she is. It’s funny to me that she swears, shows off her body, and does whatever the hell she wants, but she is the classiest lady on all of the housewives shows, and puts all the fake pearl clutchers to shame with her genuine poise and elegance. She’s just on point, and I’m a total fangirl.
I’m thrilled that Bravo finally got it right. I loooooooove this season and this cast.
LVP is so transparent in her machinations, she’s lost her luster. All hail the new queen, Erika. She’s a badass bitch that I’d want in my team any day. And Dorit is in way over her pretty little head. Money can’t buy her brains.
I believe it was Hublot not Rolex that LVP visited and purchased the watch.
I’m not sure what Dorit is doing? I would not do ANYTHING about the no panty thing. Zero Zip. Who cares. It needed no adressing. The other ladies allready told her Erika did not flash herself on purpose and isnt like that. Why all the concern about her husband, unless she’s insecure. Men will allways look. Erika and Eileen are my favorites out of the whole bunch, that I could actually see having as friends. I’m fine with Kyle and Rhinna too. Dorit and LVP are a bit too pretentious and phoney for my taste.
Dorit needs a storyline. She is quite boring…
She’s reaching for a story line. Pathetic.
Not surprised that PKs wife is such an idiot. He doesn’t have the greatest reputations here in the UK and the ex wife was no better. I want them off the show already. It’s not even mid season yet hahah
Hoping you give a status update on “LVP’s grandmother’s preserves” in your future recaps. Thanks for the levity. It’s much needed today.
LVP PK & dickhead Doritos all remind me of social climbers that invent their aristocracy to scam people and the clue for me is that they attack people with legitimate social standing. Not that I have any, but those that I’ve engaged with who do, NEVER try to attack or embarrass anyone that comes from less privilege. Reminds me of Landon /rumoured escort (believe I read that here) and “we don’t know girls like that” when grossly talking about paternity. Fuck. I really fucking dislike Doritos. If she’s going to put on all of theses bullshit airs, could she at least fucking master them first?! Honey. You look like a bitter insecure bitch. You also can’t claim British humour for being such a rediculous cunt. Stop being an asshole. Funny isn’t your thing. God that felt good to type! Xx
How much of Doriit’s attacks are set up by LVP, how much was nudged by her? We, the viewer, see through her bullshit, we see she does indeed play chess like Bobby Fisher and pulls strings here and there. God I almost channeled Kelly from the OC… Erika has a natural grace in her movements and her expressions that isn’t learned and cannot really be taught, it makes sense others like Kyle appear clunky and while Dorit has a sense of style she is not graceful nor is she classy. I do love Eileen and Rinna, they are real friends
Thanks for the recaps Tamara! I’ll just tune back in when they go someplace fabulous.
Good lord I never wear skivvies with a tight dress and no, I don’t cross my legs. You flash if you cross your legs.
Dorit is desperate for attention and that weird ass accent gets more annoying with every episode.
That’s what I was wondering! Wouldn’t you end up with a kind of basic instinct moment? And the accent, I swear sometimes I hear a touch of long Island mixed in with whatever pseudo English European thing she’s trying to put on.
Erika may have unintentionally flashed hers, but the real cunt here is Dorit. This woman will be annihilated very, very soon lest she stop trying to make herself relevent. I am actively despising her and her creepy husband already. Urgh. Erika has more class in her little finger than all the bankrupted money Dorit and PK have gotten through.
I am British – it’s not British humour either Lisa – it’s called being a nasty old hag. I used to love her but she has gone right down in my estimations the last couple of series. Lissar is bareable in short doses, Eileen is a lovely lovely woman. Kyle is more likeable than in previous times but I think that’s because she is not being dragged down by her sister/family drama.
I agree with you 100% and thanks for clearing up this British Humor thing LVP conveniently started this season. She’s been on this show for 7 seasons now and this is the first time she’s really trying to push the British humor BS and even there is such a thing, she’s been here in the States for too many years to try and play that card. I also think that Kyle is doing better this season because she’s more confident and just doing her own thing. The Season previews make it appear as though Kyle will be more aligned with Erika than anyone else this season, which I think is a smart move.
Did Dorit pick up that accent watching Dick Van Dyke play a chimney sweep, or is she channeling Audrey Hepburn’s Eliza Doolittle??
She is not doing very well at either of them.
When Dorit said to Rinna and Eileen that she was going to be “cheeky” I could NOT roll my eyes harder.
Cheeky? Really?
Cheeky out me over the edge. What’s next, “guv’nor?” “Blimey?”
Aha! I thought. She’s probably watching Ladies of London for a few pointers. 🙂
Catch myself trying to catch her. Told you, something bugs me about her. LOL
So glad to see that people are wising up to LVP and her B.S. She used to be one of my favorites but the last few seasons her true colors came shining through. Most people noticed how she “arrived late” and brought up a topic that was over. She did it again in the restaurant. She’s setting Dorit up to take the fall and thinks she’ll come out smelling like a rose. People are on to her.
LVP’s “Sorry” to Eileen, out of the blue at Dorit’s party and then saying “Oh, I meant about your mother. What did you think I was talking about?” That was total crap too. That was a deliberate attempt to make Eileen seem like a whiner. The comment about Vinnie was disgusting and Eileen should have throw a glass of something in her face. I’m glad she is more mature and doesn’t lower herself to LVP’s standards. LVP is looking really awkward and pathetic this year. She knows her reign is almost over and she’s desperate to hang on and it shows.
I hope Erika stays strong and doesn’t fall for LVP’s feeble attempts. Erika has street smarts and I’ll take that any day of the week over the fake BH girls.
In both LVP and Dorit’s blogs they mention Erika making it known that she didn’t have panties on and how she should have brushed the whole thing off. LVP was the one who pushed her to reveal that by placing her hand up her skirt and Dorit has been the one continuing the conversation over and over. I think this season LVP is very worried about that “crown” slipping. I’m over her manipulations on both RHBH and VPR.
I would never put Erika and “classy ever in the same sentence!!! LVP, humour is bitchy and I get it, after all she cut her teeth on the gay scene here in London and we all know what that is like!!!! However, you American, don’t like it and she should be more aware of it and have a lobotomy, that should do the trick. I must say it’s a bit chilly in this forum towards us Brits!
Oh darling, it’s just our British humor.
And I’d suggest you read the commenting rules. It seem that those fond of “British humor” get the vapors when people straighten them out. We are discussing LVP’s intentions as well as Dorit’s. Neither can claim they are “just being sarcastic.”
It really is imperative that you read the commenting rules before you wade into a situation and then cry foul without knowing the rules.
Enlighten me!!
Oh darling, it’s just our British humor.
And I’d suggest you read the commenting rules. It seem that those fond of “British humor” get the vapors when people straighten them out. We are discussing LVP’s intentions as well as Dorit’s. Neither can claim they are “just being sarcastic.”
It really is imperative that you read the commenting rules before you wade into a situation and then cry foul without knowing the rules.
FAO: Teresamay
Bollocks love! I’ve been a long time lurker for years and sometime UK commentator and never found that to to be the case. Maybe you’re just a bit touchy? P.S. Should you not perhaps concentrate on running our ruined country than commenting on telly blogs?? [insert British Humour tag]
Yes, please. Invoke Article 50 already and get it over with. ta
What ruined country!! 2nd biggest economy in Europe after Germany and about to take it back from Europe!!! What is a “lurker” don’t understand that term?
Just in case you don’t understand what your own humour should consist of, here is something I copied from the internet. Themes include the class system and sexual taboos; common techniques include puns, innuendo and intellectual jokes. A strong theme of sarcasm and self-deprecation, often with deadpan delivery, runs throughout British humour. Humour may be used to bury emotions in a way that seems insensitive to other cultures.
Third biggest. Surpassed by France because of the GBP deval. Sorry. 🙁
While I hate to put the Prime Minister in the Window Licking Section, this morning she opted to add a bit to her user name that caused her to fall into moderation. Then, apparently still unfamiliar with the commenting rules she lost her head in a frenzy of comments. Sadly, I think it is best we allow her to only look on through the glass.
In the case of LVP, there is no self in self-deprecation.
“Self-deprecation is the act of reprimanding oneself by belittling, undervaluing, or disparaging oneself, or being excessively modest. It can be used in humor and tension release.” Wikipedia
LVP only directs her nasty comments at others, including her own husband, never at herself. Or was Vinnie’s head up HER skirt?
SO over this pantygate crap. Maybe she was wearing one of those stick on camel toe things?
Please, we don’t need this!
Wait, what? Stick-on camel toes? Is that a thing??
Does that give you camel toe or hide the camel toe?
Just exactly what does it stick to?
Exactly, Mary. So many questions … and ideas for Halloween!
Many items available on line. Google it. Hiding camel toe.
We;ve discussed this, it’s call Shibue diagram below if needed.
http://www.shibuecouture.com/product/shibue-no-line-strapless-panty-classic-black
oh holy hell.
Good grief. You knew what you were clicking on it when you went there. It’s not like it was a lemon party or something. Don’t be so sensey!
Ok, HIDING camel toe. Peachy referenced a stick-on camel toe, implying that some folks wanted to flaunt a camel toe without the discomfort of an actual camel toe, and that shit just didn’t sound right.
Well, you are at least getting closer to the idea. It has nothing to do with camel toe. It underwear for when you are wearing something with see through sides. It covers the bits you don’t want exposed when wearing something very revealing.
Happy New Year TT, Sorry to be repitive..guess some posters didn’t get it.
No prob. I think they just needed a picture. Especially NAAA. 🙂
I can’t believe everyone is defending this pig who flashed her twat everywhere. Why is it ok for her and for Brandi it was a crime? I laughed my assorted at “Erica”‘s before plastics photo. She is a dog created in a labe who bought a fade, body, husband and life, although I’m not sure in what order. Her husband pays for her tacky ass ‘music”. She is just trash. Sorry. Truth. No substance. And then there is all this crying and indignation from fans that she is not being treated respectfully? Pfftt.
I keep laughing when they mention she has a child. She actually had to be reminded in this ep. Is it a boy or a girl? It’s got to be funny to see her offspring which will not yet have had the chance for plastics.
And that other fake ass trashoid. She put a helmet in her kid’s head for cosmetic reasons. Putting the baby through hell so she would not have to be seen displaying a slight,unless than perfect specimen the 60 seconds or so a week she takes the kid from nanny. Ick.
Kyle was looking puffy this week. Twice we got to see back boobs popping out of her bra. Re-watch before you protest. I don’t care. It’s just that she is so perfect, it’s hard to believe she’d let herself be seen like that.
Eileen is such a boring snot. Somehow she is above reproach after breaking up a marriage. In fact, no one is allowed to speak of it. Or her other family disfunctions. She is cold, calculating and sneaky. And she has no sense of humor. I don’t trust or like people who have no sense of humor. Stay tuned. Eventually p, she will be outed and the fake facade y’all love will be shattered.
And Finns. Oh dear god. She is sofuckung horrid. Count the number of times each ep she makes herself crack up fauxlaughing or is just amazed by her own generosity and goodness. What a phony crock of dogshit. She is shilling crap on qvc and then acting like she needs to de-germ the room? The whole of west Chester needs to degree from her. QVC is not actually in West Chester. WC is a very sweet little college town with a main street, lovely Victorians and small town charm with a decent food and music scene. So yeah. Not worthy. But not how you think. She is not worthy of their.
It’s hard to know who to hate most. It’s kinda sad that LVP thinks it is her place to tell a whole remote city in China that they can’t have their festival anymore because SHE doesn’t like it. But, she and Kyle Richards are the least annoying to me.
Someone is enjoying their holiday week.
You know who else like LVP best? ….heh.
My, oh my. You’re comment cracked me up. Everybody’s glorifying their various favorites and you just ripped them all to shreds! I appreciate your take though because when you get right down to it, none of these women are all they present themselves to be. That’s the wonderful thing about Hollywood. You get to recreate your persona and sell it to the masses.
The newest addition to the cast will eventually be revealed to be a poser extraordinaire. I don’t see her, or her smarmy husband returning for a season two.
I’ve always felt that Kyle is ‘playing a role’ after Season 1/2. Remember how she called Camille a fucking liar and was in teh middle of everything. Then Camille fired Mauricio as the Grammer’s real estate agent and he told her to fix it. After that, she is still involved, but not on the front lines.
Also, at last years reunion when they were talking about Ken calling Rinna names, LVP could’ve brought up the fact Mauricio called her a fucking bitch. But she didn’t. LVP is a much better friend to Kyle than Kyle is to LVP
Typical miserable bitch spittling her misery on we unfortunate souls that have to witness it. Talk about lacking a sense of humor.
Totally agree re: Kyle. Her run-ins with Camille and the Game Night debacle with Brandi and Kim showed her true colours. I think she’s learnt to tone it down or…..who knows, maybe she’s the first living example of a Housewife who’s grown emotionally by being on the show *ha!*.
As for that bundle of pink fluff, dog hair and sarcasm, I also think LVP has groomed Dorit to do her dirty work for her. She’s obediently taking on Eileen next week, if the preview has anything to go by. Mmm, now who would want to upset Eileen……..?!
ps Has anyone noticed Giggy has been demoted?
Giggy has a pretty large fan base. Perhaps LVP is holding out for a raise for him.
Or maybe a spin-off?!! I just thought LVP had upgraded to a fluffier pooch.
I am disappointed in Eileen filming going to her mother’s house. Is she that desperate for a story line? I’d rather see her seal clapping (like Rinna) over her girlfriend Erika than filming something so private. So far we have seen her throwing ashes, being sad, sister’s death, last visit, all on camera. Looking for sympathy was the last thing on my mind when my mom died.
I certainly hope there was no one around when your mother died, judging your grieving process and using their critique to decide you were unworthy of sympathy. That would have been shameful.
The show is about their life. That is her life.
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I’m just not a fan or Erika, I agree with Dorito that she’s stuck up. Idk I liked her at first but I hate when she comes on screen and how everyone kisses her ass.
Is anyone else creeped out by the way PK keeps leering at Erika? Dorit, you better get a leash for that dog!
YES! He looked like a fully paid up member of the dirty mac brigade.
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Lol!