If I am ever asked on Jeopardy, what is the most common first letter of a reality show participant, clearly the answer is “K” and that doesn’t include any of the Kardashians. That is just the list in my categories and tags base. Can you list them all? I am looking forward to Erika’s shenanigans tonight. Let’s get straight to it.
Rinna
Rinna and Amelia are up before the sun to fly to NYC to support Delilah whose modeling career has taken off. Delilah has signed with Elite and is modeling for Teen Vogue and has been getting a lot of work. Rinna is a proud mama.
Kyle and Sophia are also in NYC. Kyle is opening a new store in NYC. Kyle and her business partner arrive at the gutted construction site on the Upper East Side that will be the new store. Rinna shows up to support Kyle. There is a cute montage about how handy Harry Hamlin is and the sorts of things they need him to help with. Like plumbing, and lingerie drawer organization and so forth.
Rinna goes with Delilah on a go see for elite. She says that she sometimes wishes she could talk to Yolanda, but she fucked that up. At the meeting Delilah says she wasn’t allowed to model until she was seventeen and that was okay because she was not that cute. I love Delilah and her self-depreciating humor. Rinna gives a full description of her birthing experience and how hard it was and how long Delilah’s head was and how Harry Hamlin thought Delilah was deformed. Delilah retaliates in her confession saying that Rinna embarrasses her running around naked when her friends are over.
Kyle and Kim take their daughters to lunch and that is what the photo above is. Rinna is leaving them in NYC alone for two days While Rinna goes off to a QVC gig. They are 18 and 15. What could possibly go wrong?
LVP
Dorit is tagging along with LVP to shop for Ken’s birthday present. LVP is in the happy of buying Ken something she wants. Last year, it was miniature ponies. She takes Harrison into the upscale jewelry store. That’s so European annoying. She looks at a watch that costs a million dollars and isn’t going to cut into her shoe money for that. She buys a $25,000 one instead. That actually seems reasonable to me, but I’m a jewelry person. Actually, I need to auction off some of mine. It’s mostly been sitting in the bank since 2010 when my house was robbed. Ken claims to love his watch. At least this one is actually for him.
Lisa talks about finding and apartment for Max. She recently bought one. I didn’t post about it. I forget how much it was, but it was several million, maybe five or six.
Erika
There is nothing I hate more when it comes to recapping is the constant flipping back and forth between the housewives. Let me get four or five sentences in before you switch to another storyline. Erika is working on her video latest video again.
Eileen
Vince is taking Eileen to clean out her mother’s and say goodbye. I don’t think this is something I feel comfortable recapping.
Eileen lost a sister last year and her brother and her mother in the last year. Eileen goes to see a therapist. Then there were several more. Eileen says that she is embarrassed to keep telling people someone very close to her has died. That is why she didn’t tell the other housewives. Eileen feels shame when she has to tell someone something that makes them feel awkward. This makes a lot of sense.
Yet Another White Party
One of the rarely discussed issues with these franchise and it’s predisposition for white parties is the issue of underwear. It requires nude underwear otherwise it’s likely with sheer fabric that white underwear will show. Kyle realizes this after she arrives and asks LVP who is en route if she happens to have an extra pair of nude panties with her. She does not.
Erika, Kyle, LVP and Ken, and Dorit and “PK” are at a preparty for the party. I think this is like in college when you used to predrink some PBRs before going out for fancy drinks that cost five bucks a pop. Or something. Kyle has drink of choice regrets for ordering something more civilized when Erika goes straight for the margaritas. Kyle announces that she has just secured Alicia Silverstone to play her mom’s character on her new scripted show she is executive producing about her life growing up as a Richards kid. Kyle is so excited. I am so happy for her success. Erika is excited for her small role on Y&R. Of course she brings this up because LVP has been begging for a walk-on ever since Eileen was on the show. I love and see you there, Erika Jayne.
There was a bit of an editing situation that leads us to Erika saying to Kyle, “You know what we should do? Let’s get British accents and start insulting people.” They previous showed PK kind of mocking LVP’s attempt at being an actress, but clearly something was said to Erika because she would not come after anyone for insulting LVP, that is her entire intention.
Dorit starts talking about Americans and what they need to do and Erika shuts that down with a quickness saying, “You’re an American! You were born in Connecticut!”
Then, quite randomly, LVP seems to be putting her hand under Erika’s skirt saying that Kyle needs some underwear. Erika jumps back with, ” I don’t have any. That’s right, don’t put your hands up my skirt unless you want to see what’s up there! See? Don’t push me, Miss Vanderpump. I’ll take you there!” Atta girl, EJ.
Apparently, we were the ones not invited to the white party at PUMP? How is that possible? The next thing we see is Dorit and PK in a kitchen in their house where Dorit is learning how to feed a child. There is not a single thing on the countertops other than a microwave. Not a coffeepot, not a utensil, not a pot holder not a fork. This means “short term rental” then back to the air mattresses. Wait, two frames later there are all of those things and a giant fax machine. None of that was there the moment I paused. Odd.
Apparently the white party they were going to a Daily Mail party. I wonder who didn’t want to publicize the other? That sounds like some behind the scenes drama right there.
PK basically tells his wife how much he enjoyed staring at Erika’s lady garden prior to the party. He seems like such a swell guy doesn’t he? Don’t you all wish you had procreated with this one? PK explains it happened when LVP shoved her hand up Erika’s dress. But PK is trying to blame Erika. Kyle seems in on this one to me. Who calls their BFF en route asking for fresh panties. I’ve called my girlfriend who was coming to meet me in Orange County to ask if she could pick me up some granny panties as I totally didn’t pack any, but that’s a whole nother story about a really fun trip.
Next Week: Rinna does QVC and Dorit gives Erika a pair of panties after she and the other ladies have discussed her lady garden. Oh there will be HELL.TO. PAY. for that move, darling. Dorit just did a queen pawn opening for LVP’s board and she will be sacrificed, hard.
Lisa is just plain odd, who would talk about their child’s birth like that at job interview. I wonder if she knows how to zip it when it matters, just plain embarrassing for her daughter, never OK. She is really annoying this season, she is one crazy weird woman.
Dorit is so thirsty, no amount of fresh water can ever quench her thirst.
You mean Erica. Flash the puss… flash the puss… I think it’s pathetic when middle aged woman goes commando and thinks that she is a rebel. Her excuse why she was not wearing underwear was lame. I actually googles that party and her dress was not that special and she could easly wear some thong underneath.
So a string up her twat is somehow more appropriate? LOL. Thongs are not underwear. They serve no purpose as underwear. Thongs are lingerie, whose purpose is solely to entice.
When people start to play with semantic I know I’m right. Come on Tamara. Don’t act like you don’t see the difference between wearing and NOT wearing underwear, undergarment, lingerie, whatever you want to call it.
Erica went commando for attention. She wanted and she got it. The problem is, watching previews, she is not able to face the repercussions of her action.
Meg, I call BS on Erika looking for attention. I go commando often because I DON”T want attention from folks looking at my underwear AND I want to look good in my clothes. As to wearing a thong, thongs show panty lines just like any other underclothes.
It wasn’t Erica who brought up the fact that she wasn’t wearing underwear. Lisa Vanderpump was the one who went digging up there.
Erika could have worn a tong, but chose not to and that’s her right; after all she’s a grown azz woman!
And I agree with the poster, Dorit is thirsty. She can’t walk a minute in Erika’s shoes.
I’m middle aged and go commando once in awhile. I’m not looking for any attention. It’s just more comfortable with certain pants whether I’m wearing boxers or boxer briefs. Stop hating on Erika. Dorit is not even in the same league as her.
Erika has the best extensions of any housewife…EVER! And I’m super jealous. Her glam team is on point.
I also feel Eileen with the whole grief thing. It’s awkward when you lose someone you love and no one really cares. I wish Eileen all the best in life.
Does anyone else wonder if Dorit and PK’s money is non existent?
There are just too many holes in their story.
Boy George could not be generating enough 10% for them to pay rent on that house.
I get a big grifter vibe from them. Completely a Russell and Taylor Armstrong feeling.
@JoJo, I thought the same thing…and I tread lightly and respectfully of TT and her time and talents when I say, I had to look up his money for 2015. Not his net worth…but his earnings. Turns out that he still generates a hefty sum.
I should be more clear. I looked at Boy George’s numbers and not the managers.
I can’t with Dorit, she tries too hard. I’m waiting to see how long the love-fest between her, and LVP last. As we all know LVP thinks all ‘her friends’ are delightful, until they’re not.
Dorit loves her children so much, but doesn’t make time for son’s speech therapy sessions.
Eileen really has lost a lot of family members in a short space of time. Good for her seeing a therapist.
After EJ shutting Dorit down tonight, and seeing the preview for next episode; I think Dorit is in for rough ride this season if she decides to keep coming for EJ. I’m team EJ all the way.
Dorit and LVP wont last long, especially being on reality tv. Dorit is only LVP’s friend through marriage, if PK were to leave her LVP would turn on her in a heartbeat. LVP doesn’t think all her friends are delightful she thinks all of her friends wives are delightful.
I also think that LVP, as Kyle once mentioned, plays into the audience. If the fans arent liking Dorit, LVP will stop “supporting” her and leave her to fend for herself. Between Dorit and EJ I am also team EJ.
If you will remember, James Kennedy got on Pump Rules because his mother ask for the job. The connection is Boy George is JK’s “Godfather” and his dad was/is his manager. Now we have George popping up on RHOBH LIVING with Dorit and PK.
LVP must have pushed for the hire of these two. Hence possibly the fast rental and in just the first 2 episodes I’ve seen LVP with Dorit more than anyone. She knew she would need a mouthpiece and Dorit and PK have no problem taking on that role. If PK is so much of a gentleman & couldn’t bring up Pantygate at the party, What made him/them switch gears and flim a whole segment on Erika “wanting to show her ladybits to the world”?!?!? I would think LVP or anyone for that matter wouldn’t want to take on someone like Erika, who will just shut YOU down! Plus she’s a fan fav and everyone knows what happens when u go after a fan fav!! SMH
James Kennedy’s father was George Michael’s manager not Boy George’s manager.
Boy George is not James Kennedy’s godfather.
Wrong English, singing George.
Damn!! You’re right!! Ahhhh! I just knew I was on to something. Hahaha! Thanks!
But I do think I’m half right! Lol
Yeah I was thinking it was George Michael too!
I’m so looking forward to seeing how the season unfolds with the pair. I’m not a fan of LVP, due to mindless games she’s played previous seasons. And Dorit is out of her league when it comes the other women.
your comment about it making sense thay Eileen feels shame telling people something that makes them feel awkward is very astute – not a**kissing, just know that feeling so well makes me sad she is going thru it.
understanding is never asskissing. 🙂
I am well familiar with asskissing and it usually ends poorly when I do something the asskisser doesn’t like. Or when a friend of mine does. That is a long way to fall.
Let’s all talk in a British accent and insult people. Perhaps my favorite HW line ever. If these Brits think they are the next incarnation of the insult comic, perhaps they should take their show on the road. In real world every day interactions, it’s just mean and not funny. Especially LVP who uses British humor as an excuse to be a bitch.
You clearly don’t understand it!
Ok, I don’t either. LVP does mask insults with her type of humor. There is NO WAY around that one.
Not buying it
Erika’s acting gig on Y&R as “Farrah Dubois” aired last Thursday. She was really good and captivating on screen. As a longtime regular Y&R viewer I’d love for her to be on more.
PK and Dorit’s conversation in the kitchen about Erika was repulsive. They went too far. They will not redeem themselves this season, no way.
Compeletly agree with the earlier poster noting similiarities between PK/Dorit and Taylor/Russell.
TT, your blurb on what’s coming next week was spot on. Dorit is not near clever enough to go up against Erika, this will not end well for her. It will be most interesing to see if LVP stands by Dorit, will she interject herself into the foray or sit back quietly amused? And how will Dorit react to LVP’s response, or lack of support?
LVP put her up to it. She’s using Dorit to get back at Erika for calling her a side sniper last season.
Hit the nail on the head!! No brit humor coming through with that! Every season LVP takes revenge on who she was so “Wronged” by. I just can’t anymore with LVP acting as if she is a wounded animal in the corner that was attacked and is perfectly innocent. She plays the game on Vanderpump rules by pulling those kids strings and by pulling strings on RHOBH! She knows how the game is to be played!
Do you really think she has the time to stew over one comment?
Yes I think she’s that caculating. She’s side sniping the side sniper commenter LOL
Oh gosh–hope I’m following the rules, but if not please delete TT. I haven’t watched the episode yet, but checked the blogs. Lisa R and Eileen’s are both doing a weird left alignment–and are very much in sync. I’ve don’t remember seeing this before and it makes me question if they have opted for an outside person to take care of their blogging?
actually a right alignment–it is just wonky or maybe my laptop has issues??
I read them and felt like it was their writing voices. I think these two are the real deal when it comes to being friends and are on the same “side”. So maybe that’s why they are in sync. They also already know what has transpired this season. They both got a lot of backlash from social media with the LVP situation last season and probably went into this season a united front even though their approach has adjusted from last year and it looks like it did not affect their friendship on the show. Looks like they are up on the rules of the game( I hope) so maybe they are making sure they are on the same page/ insync .
First the ugly tee shirt dress and now no panties in a short dress. Desperate for attention Ericka?
It makes Dorit relevant, don’t you think ? Or else she wouldn’t have completed her task this season for being LVP’s bitch. She will come for Rinna and Eileen later. Whether she failed or not, at least she’s pleased LVP.
Yesssss!
I completely agree. No underwear and a very short dress equals attention seeking. Yep, as she said, “something to look at, it’s who I am.”
Please! Then rewatch the show…. she keeps her hands covering the hem then places a linen napkin on her lap. It wasn’t until LVP lifted the napkin and LVP flashed everyone. He even says it.
that’s why Erika said don’t go there Lisa or I will take you there.
She is a lady and conducts herself as such, when she’s not EJ. For those two to come after her and say she’s not lady like and she needs to cross her legs which way over the line.
For goodness sake’s you live with boy George stop clutching your pearls!
First of all, it is Erika. As an Erica with a C, I’m so fucking tired of people misspelling how we spell our names. Pet peeve.
But you wouldnt’ have known that Erika was not wearing panties if LVP hadn’t tried to GRAB HER PUSSY.
I’ve gone commando before. Granted it was more of a lack of time to do laundry than a worry about panty lines, but I have done it. No one knew it – but then I didn’t’ have some washed up hag who needs a new hair style randomly try to reach up to grab my snatch either.
Exactly!
Erika mentioned the no panties first otherwise why would Lisa attempt to go under her dress, which we didn’t see. Fine, not wearing panties but don’t announce it with husbands there. Erika enjoys making people feel uncomfortable. Wonder if she would of done that if her grand hubby Tom was there?
The LVP fans tend to just make things up.
I have the recording still on my DVR. Here is what happened.
Erika was talking about being both nervous and excited for her Y & R scene. This entire scene she has a large black dinner napeking draped across her lap. So do Dorit and PK as there were appetizers they were eating on the table. The napkin is down to Erika’s knees.
LVP then claimed that Eileen asked her to do it. Which was a complete lie. LVP has been begging for a part since Eileen hit the show.
Cut to Erika with a sad face at LVP trying to one up her.
There are a lot of insults flying around about LVP and her acting and clearly some things that were cut out. Erika says to Kyle, let’s just fake British accents and insult each other. . PK let’s us know he doesn’t know what self-depreciating humor is. Erika suggests that they just support each other when something good happens, LVP says that is “too American,”
The LVP turns to Erika and puts her hands on her legs. The camera cannot show much because LVP slides her hand up Erika’s skirt while saying, “Kyle needs some underwear” Erika rocks back and says, “I don’t have any!”
LVP says, :Oh! I saw that!” and laughs hyserically.
Erika says, “That’s right! Don’t put your hands up my skirt unless you want to see what’s up there!”
So all of these accusation of Erika flashing anyone or that Erika mentioned no panties first or any of the other revisions of history are quite hysterical. The first person to bring up the no panties topic was KYLE when she called LVP en route to filming asking for underwear. It was LVP who brought it up.
And now a word to the Brits…. Please do not act like you do no know the difference between sarcastic humor among friends and insults mascarading as humor toward your enemies.
For example, yesterday I told NAA someone along the lines of keeping his overly sensitive gay feelings at home and wrapping himself in bubble wrap or something. He was here being all fake outraged, and I am friends with him. That is humor.
If I make the same remark to my ex principal, next time I see his retarded ass out in public, he will not be laughing and that will not be my intent.
Really. You are not fooling anyone here with the British humor excuse and how you have had to labor tirelessly to avoid offending the overly sensitive Americans. It is all a matter of how well you know the person you are speaking to, and in what capacity, and your INTENT.
LVP minions are a mentally slow group, so we’ll all give you plenty of think time.
COMMENT OF THE DAY! YES! LVP minions rewrite history constantly. You are 100% correct!
Nope. Not how it went. You excluded the part I mentioned which began the pantygate. No big deal. We can agree to disagree. I’m not a total Lisa minion but realize she hasn’t changed in all these years. Her remarks are the same but just taken differently now by the viewers. I find her witty, self deprecating and entertaining.
Well, we can agree you’re delusional. I just transcribed the scene word for word from the recording. I think I will take that over your rose imbued memory.
Have I told you lately that I love you?!
What I couldn’t fathom is why LVP would put her hands inside of someone else’s clothes like that even if she WAS just joking (which I don’t believe she was). I wouldn’t suddenly thrust my hands like that into the outfits of friends I’ve had for 20 years, let alone do it to a co-worker I’ve never even formed a truly pleasant acquaintanceship with. Plus, even if you wanted to give LVP the benefit of the doubt by some stretch of the imagination, it doesn’t even work as a joke, as in haha she’s going to rip the worn panties off someone else to give them to Kyle. Huh?! I used to think it was interesting in a weird way to watch LVP maneuver while never being caught out in the open, so to speak, but now she just seems desperate and heavy-handed. Her behavior just seems really boorish so far this season. In my opinion.
I believe LVP thinks she’s been outsmarting the viewers with her “innocent British wit”. Maybe for awhile she really was fooling us. But now the jig is up. And watching her blatant and obvious slimy manipulation tactics has lost its fun. Now she’s an annoying old lady trying to keep up with women more interesting than her. And she’s so intimidated by them that all she can do is stir up petty drama in the hopes that the real stars will lose some of their sparkle. She’s so transparent now. It’s a bore whenever she’s onscreen
What does being desperate have to do with her dressing sexy. It’s something she likes to do. They all crave attention or the spotlight to a degree. I don’t find her any more desperate than Lisa Vanderpump if we are measuring things by how someone’s dresses. But she has a right not to wear underwear. She places a napkin over her lap so I think she’s aware of not trying to flash anyone. Just like Lisa Vanderpump has a right to have her tits on display in every other outfit. But probably doesn’t have people grabbing in her chest area to confirm whether she has a bra on or not all “good fun” wink.
I respectfully disagree. When you have the looks, body ad cash for that t-shirt dress and that white and black ensemble (each of which cost more than my mortgage), I say go for it. From someone who will go “commando” from time to time, for the sake of the outfit, of course….I understand plus what’s the difference between those body suits? In those (and lord knows no pun intended here), every cookie she’s got is on display.
Plus, I doubt Erika anticipated LVP hand reaching up at her lady parts……Or maybe she should have considering LVPs way of showing “love” is to embarrass someone, then call it humor.
I’m very curious how long LVP will stand by her new multi-accented, Bravo planted chum.
The dress was below her knees.
Dress was mid-thigh and even shorter on one side. Pretty dress.
I LOVED the TShirt Dress. Very cool.
I freaking love this season and this cast. I think PK has a thing for Erica, and I think Dorit can tell. Funny how Lisa can insult people and call it British humor, but if anyone jokingly says something she doesn’t like, she gets all offended and touchy.
PK had that LOOK of desire written all over his face, for Erika. I know that look. I dont have any judgement on wearing or not wearing underwear. My husband would like me to do that, but I get paranoid a gust of wind or something will expose me. I admire others bravery though. I like Erika’s hair extentions as well and her makeup. I notice the quality of her extentions because I have them roo, and my hairdresser is really good at doing them. She allways noticed the housewives who had bad ones, like Yolanda Foster used to have. She couldnt understand why someone wealthy wouldn’t have better ones. I can’t either as I’m not wealthy and I’m picky about having them just so. If youre going to have them get good ones and a good person. Im like that about hair color too. Keep it up or don’t color it. I hate the skunk look of women who need a touch up on their grey or white roots. I want to say get on a schedule why dont ya.
I don’t get the LVP hate, she’s always been self deprecating. I’ve never watched any of the housewives and laughed but I was laughing so hard at Lisa R talk about her daughters birth, I peed my invisible panties. I for one am in heaven, THIS is what I want in housewives, no sickness or drunken brawls with cursing crudeness. If this is as C-T as it gets this season I’m fine with that. Bring on the vulgar displays of wealth be it real or Guidiced, the purchased “careers”, and the nanny raised children who don’t call their parents trolls.
Interesting note – I looked up PBRs on urban dictionary, it says ‘PBR is typically on special at bars for twelve cents a pint. also doubles as a laxative’.
How I wish drinks were still 5 bucks 😞
LOL @ Urban Dictionary. PBR is short for Pabst Blue Ribbon, a cheap brand of domestic beer that had soe sort of hipster come back recently for it’s um…simplicity. I’m pretty sure it was never 12 cents a pint. I use PBR as a quick way to refer to cheap American beer. When I was in college there was a local brewery that sold cases of 24 beers in bottles that was pretty bad for just under 10 bucks and you got a buck or so back when you returned the bottles. I forget what it was called.
Was it as Schaefer’s?
Love this season so far it is making up for the past few seasons in my opinion!
Happy to see an independent Kyle who is enjoying great success with her store and genuinely happy marriage and family life.
I know Rinna upset a lot of people last season but so far, this season I like what I see. I think she’s funny and I like how she and Eileen have decided to keep LVP at arm’s length and just tend to the business of the show. I like LVP and had high hopes that she would be able to handle the role of fan favorite and not let it get to her head but I can see that I need not waste any more energy on that hope. Her head is about to burst but at least she didn’t make me cringe this episode.
My heart broke for Eileen! That is a ton of loss in such a short time and she appears to be handling it much better than I would be even with a therapist.
Poor Dorit and do I do mean poor in every sense of the word. I agree with the earlier comments about a Taylor/Russell similarity. Dorit is so out of her league it’s comical. Erika will annihilate her and whether LVP will have Dorit’s back or not is yet to be determined but against Erika I don’t think LVP has the capability to have Dorit’s back. The “Queen” has met her match in Erika.
There are some very interesting documents online from PK’s US bankruptcy case, related to his attempt to shield assets in his UK bankruptcy. At one point he said his intent was to move back to London to be near his kids with his ex-wife, and that his new American girlfriend (Dorit I assume) would be joining him. They were living in homes paid for by his employer or lent by friends. He got the case discharged so I guess he got to keep the Boca mansion after all. Their current house seems very temporary. They haven’t really decorated at all.
LVP is a real witch. She couldn’t take her eyes off of Erika from the moment she arrived. Neither could the men. Including Ken, who likes to pretend to only have eyes for Lisa. But he made sure he was behind Erika when she walked out in that dress. LVP sticking her hand up Erika’s dress was wild! She was hoping to embarrass her but it backfired. Now she’ll put Dorit up to the task of being “offended”. Please! I’m loving Erika and she is quickly becoming the undisputed queen of Beverly Hills.
I find it a bit too convenient that Kyle calls LVP to tell her she needs panties for the pre-white party. I also find it odd that Erika didn’t deck LVP for shoving her hand up her dress. It would be my gut instinct to lay out cold anyone who came near my crotch unexpectedly.
Also, sometimes I use the actual episode name in my post titles and sometimes I make up my own. This one is the actual episode title.
It all seems a bit contrived.
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Lisa is calculated and everything she does is planned. I’m happy viewers are finally seeing this clearly.
i’m actually thrilled that Dorito and “PK” are showing their true colors so early. Hopefully that will ensure they don’t last beyond the reunion.
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I have never not worn underwear. Maybe I’m a prude. No judgement but doesn’t it get drafty?
No, I always go commando but don’t tell anyone unless they try and shove their hand up my dress.
No matter how good the skivvies, in certain dresses their is always a line.
Also a thong in any dress leaves a thong line.
Tackier than going commando.
I agree! Any panty lines are never attractive, but thong lines are most trashy.
I don’t even own underwear. Ugh, let it breath. Is this really going to be the fight of the season? Pantygate?
I just love how after last night’s episode NO ONE is talking about Lisa Vanderpump :). It’s all about Erika, The crown is slipping Dahings. 🙂
Judging by the comments I may be in minority on this, but I was completely bored with this episode of RHOBH. Maybe I have gotten too used to the nonsensical ratchetness of RHOA and RHONJ. This episode just did not do a thing for me.
I also found it hysterical that LVP lied about Eileen offering her a role on Young and the Restless.Eileen never asked her. Instead, LVP BEGGED for it. Goes to show how LVP revises reality to suit her.
Yes, I noticed that too. I was surprised LVP told that lie about Eileen offering her that role on Y&R. What a pathetic play for attention and lie that production quickly fact checked with that flash back.
I know I’m in the minority I like LVP but I also like Erika however I also wear underwear .
I do think most men would look if offered the view however PK telling his wife was just stupid. And Dorit making a big a deal about next week is really stupid. If she thinks Erika is making a play for PK she must need her head examined. One does not leave the Chairman of the Board so to speak for a salesman
A foolproof way not to get your knickers in a twist avoiding an edgy wedgie.
Dang, a see through codpiece. That takes balls. Nod and a wink.
Dorit needs some rose colored glasses while driving her rose colored car over to LVP’s rose colored and covered palace. She will be used and tossed away when LVP is done having her do her dirty work for her. Dorit is nothing but LVP’s latest chess piece and I hope it doesn’t end up badly for her. She is a refreshing change from Yolanda though plus I love Boy George, I’m British, I get their humor and I think PK is going to be fun to watch. I am also and forever a LVP fan. She is a Queen in her own right but Erika is not going to bow down to her. This is going to be a “Who is really the Head Bitch In Charge?” season. and I’m looking forward to watching it play out
I’m so happy for Kyle’s successes. A TV/reality star who started off on my favorite show when I was a kid ( Little House), married a man who truly loves her, continued her career, worked her a** off and is now on her 3rd store!
On another note I just want to give Eileen a giant HUG! I had to fast forward through her bits because it brings back lots of sadness for me too. She is one strong lady!
I’m British too, I get their humour. It’s very British to have little digs at your friends (and yourself) in a deprecating way winding people up , banter is the more recent term. It’s a bit like the closer you are to people the more close to the mark you can be with your comments, because they know you love them really, it becomes like a back and forth, verbal sparring, one upping the shock value or outrageousness of the other but all in good fun for comic effect. EJ said they should be nice and celebrate success, that just isn’t the British style, you don’t talk about how good you are, people will think you’re cocky or too big for your boots, and if you offer compliments too freely you’re viewed with suspicion as though you might be after something or are just being fake. It’s why we all love underdogs like Eddie the eagle rather than hotshot favourites. I have a friend who from his teens has been known as fat Al, he’s not even fat anymore but it’s still his nickname, no one is worried about offending him or not celebrating his weight loss, and he uses the nickname himself. I’m not saying it’s right or better, it is just a different humour.
Also I’ve missed this place! We’ve moved house and had no Broadband for a month, and I ran out mobile data about a week in.
1000 times yes. I get really nostalgic watching Brits go back and forth. I have definitely learned to censor myself after living here 12 years.
I miss the banter going back and forth with my girls in high school to see who can one up each other. Everything is so PC now and I still get it wrong at times. I will say If Lisa would have said that to me I would have bounced back with (taking in mind there was no food at the previous party) “I hope he finds something to eat” Now I know that’s gross to some..my apologies … but to us Brit’s….It would have been “shock banter” & damn funny! ( I would have one-upped LVP right then and she would have agreed and laughed ) I’m truly sorry again if that one-liner offended anyone
I could be way off base here, but I could see LVP feeling Erika up purposely just because she wanted to, and someone needing panties was a good excuse to try.
LVP grabbing at Erika was creepy and crossed way over the line.
Lets play a drinking game where we all take a sip of wine when Dorit mentions Boy George to remind us she has some sort of relevance!!!! And every time she has a new accent!
I like Erika & LVP but I gotta say, Erika sure is cranky this season! I felt she was as rude in the way in which she said let’s all adopt English accents and insult people. Yes, editing could have missed something, yes, the pantie [hate that word – it’s kinda up there with moist for me] debacle was stupid, yes Dorit is over playing it, yes LVP obviously was gutted that she didn’t get the role and oddly put her hand up her skirt but Erika… not happy from the get go this season, I think she’s a coiled spring, it’ll be interesting to discover “what [she] goes through at night” to find out why I guess.
Oddly put her hand up Erika’s skirt? Really? Don’t you think you would feel violated if someone did that to you?
Erika obviously felt that it was invasive, now LVP is saying how Erika should feel about it and how Erika should respond to it, classic abuser gas lighting tactics.
Eileen is such a beautiful person. I love that she isn’t afraid to show the viewers her vulnerable side and her true feelings. So many wives are overly guarded. She’s a breath of fresh air for the show and arguably my favourite Beverly Hills Housewife right now. I really want to see her return again next year. I want Brandi back because I think if Eileen and Brandi got off on the right foot they could actually be good friends. Eileen, Erika, and Brandi!
For years now whenever I see, LVP…I automatically think…VPL…visible panty line. I will probably do so even more now after this episode.
I read the recap then watched the show, I love doing it this way ! LVP needed her hand grabbed and squeezed to the point of being painful for sexually assaulting Erika. I am from a different era and I don’t even like to be hugged, a hand shake is sufficient. I was once a fan of LVP but her crown is slipping. When the two Lisa’s are together it is the battle of the old boobs, please cover up your elderly chests. My heart goes out to Eileen and I wish her well. Rinna was so inappropriate talking to strangers about her childbirth experience. She continues to make my lip curl and not in an Elvis kind of way but in a Lucy kind of way. Thank you for an entertaining recap Tamara best wishes on your recovery. Banjo too.
Pantygate is our story for this season? God, I hope not. That was entirely too bizarre to be real. Since when does Kyle not know the proper undergarments for a white party? Hello, she’s the queen of the annual white party.
THIS. A thousand times. Kyle was totally in on this set up of Erika.
Exactly. Production and Kyle who’s always flies under the radar. I like Erika and hope she doesn’t get the bad edit this season.
“First the ugly tee shirt dress and now no panties in a short dress. Desperate for attention Ericka?”
“Erika mentioned the no panties first otherwise why would Lisa attempt to go under her dress, which we didn’t see. Fine, not wearing panties but don’t announce it with husbands there. Erika enjoys making people feel uncomfortable. Wonder if she would of done that if her grand hubby Tom was there?”
You might want to show this thread to your therapist. They are doing great things with personality integration these days.
“First the ugly tee shirt dress and now no panties in a short dress. Desperate for attention Ericka?”
“LVP said that comment to Eileen to really give her something to be offended about. Good to see the whiner speechless for once. Ericka looked like a fool in that tee shirt. She looked like she just came from the beach. Big deal it’s from a designer. Wonder how she talked hubby’s secretary into giving her money for that.”
Apparently it’s a tighty whitey affair.
This Post reminds me of your Purple Pen – Let. The. Record. Show.
Love It!
First of all, who on the face of God’s green earth doesn’t know what the Empire State Building looks like.
Second, how would LVP know Erika wasn’t going to wear underwear? In order for her to set Kyle up this ridicules story line, wouldn’t VP need to know in Advance?
Third, a quick glimpse of Boy George is not worth the new couple. So far I see no redeeming qualities,LVP aside.
Fourth, these shows use to be fun. Now they grow more and more tediouspecifically with each passing year.
You lost me at Empire State building.
Also, LVP doesn’t have to know she is not wearing underwear, all she has to do is reach up there in response to Kyle’s conversation about not having any. HOWEVER, the fact that Kyle pretends like she doesn’t know how undergarments work on camera on a call to LVP lets me know that production knew Erika was not wearing underwear. It was all very orchestrated.
[INSERT DANIELLE STAUB SCREAMING PAY ATTENTION PLEASE! GIF HERE]
OK, got it.
As for the Empire State Building. When Kyle was with her daughter in NYC, her daughter pointed to it and said “what building is that” to which Kyle replied “The ESB”.
I could see not knowing. On my first adult trip to NYC…hmmmm maybe my first ever, I stayed right by it, but I still could not pick it out of a line up probably.
THIS 👆🏼👆🏽