I do not understand how, with all the gay men that work on this show, none of them ever fixes Andy’s tie. I believe it could be a conspiracy to drive me around the bend even further. Tonight it looks like he has the back section tucked into his shirt in between the first and second button. I am going to be able to look at nothing else this entire recap. Also, he is sitting on the right because Mariah only has one good side.
Oh My. We have even bigger fish to fry in the wardrobe malfunction department. Mariah’s boobs are a hot mess in her jumpsuit. They are smushed down and partially covered with illusion mesh that looks like a wadded up ace bandage.
Two of Mariah’s back up dancers are topless bartenders. Andy very quickly throws in some information letting us know that Mariah’s alleged boyfriend, Brian Tanaka is backstage. Basically, he is confirming that they are an item.
Andy was thrilled with the meeting between Kandi and Phaedra on last night’s RHOA. We got a montage of that. Equally shady on both sides.
Andy, who loves to recycle old crap, plays a game of “Does She Know Her?” With Mariah because of Mariah famously saying in an interview that she didn’t know J-Lo. She says she doesn’t know Ariana Grande. She is not familiar with her work. She thinks she might have met Miley Cyrus in a bathroom once. Andy points out she has performed with Miley. She interrupts Andy saying she wants to retract her statement about Miley, and then loses her train of thought and just talks about the Diva show they both performed on.
She has her hair guy come out on camera to slick down her baby hair as she is talking.
During Plead the Fifth, Mariah confirms she is boinking her backup dancer, Brian. She dodges the question about the alleged breakup agreement between her and her ex fiance by saying we will see it on the show. Apparently, she is some sort of social media tiff with Demi L0vato or Demi tweeted during the show. I don’t see a tweet. Andy says that Demi implied that Mariah is so disrespectful to J-Lo. Andy wants her response to that. Mariah responds with, ” I don’t know her either.” Which is the perfect answer. But she unfortunately continues with, “I wouldn’t say anything. She should come up, introduce herself to me, say here is my opinion, what do you think about it? That’s how you handle shit.” She seems peeved. It also seems that statement was aimed at J-Lo more so than Demi. Also, I googled a bit further and Demi’s rather benign tweet is from June. #FakeDrama
Mariah has no plans to give back the gigantic engagement ring. Why would she?
Mariah says she did not see Nicki Minaj when they were both at the same restaurant recently.
Andy just loves her new show and gives Stella the Mazel and her own special montage.
THANK YOU, TAMARA! I thought I was the only person on earth bothered by Andy’s perpetually fucked up tie! Everytime I watch, I yell, “Fix your damn tie!” over and over at the screen! Fix your tie, Andy! FIX. YOUR. TIE.
His disheveled look must bother most viewers so thats probably why he does it. Andy the Cad loves to perpetuate the boy like charm routine.
His disheveled look must bother most viewers so thats probably why he does it. Andy the Cad loves to perpetuate the boy like charm routine.
His disheveled look must bother most viewers so thats probably why he does it. Andy the Cad loves to perpetuate the boy like charm routine.
Thank you for posting this! I am actually enjoying the show, but Stella is a loose cannon. I do understand that Mariah, like many successful artists had come to have hangers on being paid to do nothing, but she looks to Stella before she even speaks sometimes.
I have a subscription service where I can watch Bravo shows a couple of hours after they air in the states, however WWHL is just an extra clips video that runs about 2 minutes with highlights. It always baffles me that Andy didn’t find a way to shove WWHL down Australia’s throats too.
Hubs goes ballistic about Andy’s ties. I’m constantly telling him they must get wonky when they attach the lavalier mic…still no excuse. 😂
I do not like what Mimi has become. And the whole boobs out thing is fucking ridiculous! She was on Carpool Kareoke wearing a cropped leather jacket from the Macy’s toddler section…seriously was waiting for her sacks to burst out and hit the windshield.
TY TT for always watching the crap I won’t and making me ROFLMFAO!
Mariah has no good side of her face. She is a true “but her” face. Her boobs are ridiculous….does she ever cover them up ? Couldn’t someone tell her to hide the waist band of her Spanx ?
She is a hot mess. Period.
The first thing I thought was, “Why are her Spanx showing?” Messy.
Is that what all the ace bandagey stuff was? I have actually never seen a pair of Spanx. They sound awful.
They are awful!!! OMG!!! Maybe there are some comfortable ones out there but thus far, I haven’t found any that feel good. They work but they suck. They actually kind of give me an incentive to move my fat ass. Sort of…I actually feel like I’m trying to hide the fact that I’m a fat ass and why shouldn’t I truly own it or do something about it?
She was stunning at one time, at this point I just want someone to help her. She is the epitome of doing less with more.
I rarely watch this show anymore so thought I’d see Mariah for hopeful entertainment. It was alright EXCEPT it drives me crazy when certain women are constantly looking at themselves in the camera, her being one, big time, messing with their hair, or constantly fussing and tugging and adjusting. I find it so distracting. A few of the housewives do it.
That would be funny if Mariah was really boinking the back up dancer considering she was reportedly saving herself for Marriage with Igor.
I remember when Eminem “dated” her, he said basically the same thing..she went over to his house and jumped on the trampoline lolol. I still love her, though.
Everyone she has dated has said she doesn’t have sex before marriage. I love me some MC. Craziness and all.
I loved a lot of her music..back in the day. Sad to see what happens when you believe your are better than other great singers. The “Dahlring” stuff makes me want to buy an Adele or lady gaga CD.
Watching these two together requires copious amounts of ipecac afterwards.
My mom actually watched this one. (She sneaks in WWHL every once in a while and surprises me)
We agreed at lunch that MC is batshit cray cray. I suspect (and mom agreed) that she is struggling with aging, and that she really doesn’t have the octave range that she used to have.
While I thought the J-Lo controversy was a bunch of nonsense and that it was absolutely ok that she simply said “I don’t know her”, I do think that it is absolute pretentious bulllshit that she only prefers her version of All I Want for Christmas. She fucking lied too – she DOES get paid if someone opts to record their own version of it and publish it on an album. She needs to take a page from Dolly in HER answers about Whitney singing “I Will Always Love You”. Dolly was nothing but gracious about it – didn’t think that she was saying WH was BETTER, just that WH was talented and her version was beautiful (and made for some pretty beautiful bank deposits. Ha)
You know how people say “she’s a girls’ girl” meaning she supports other women? MC is NOT a singer’s singer. I don’t know if I’ve heard her even mention anyone else beyond her passing reference to Aretha Franklin at the first Divas concert. But who is going to fuck with Aretha. She can cut a bitch.