I do not understand how, with all the gay men that work on this show, none of them ever fixes Andy’s tie. I believe it could be a conspiracy to drive me around the bend even further. Tonight it looks like he has the back section tucked into his shirt in between the first and second button. I am going to be able to look at nothing else this entire recap. Also, he is sitting on the right because Mariah only has one good side.
Oh My. We have even bigger fish to fry in the wardrobe malfunction department. Mariah’s boobs are a hot mess in her jumpsuit. They are smushed down and partially covered with illusion mesh that looks like a wadded up ace bandage.
Two of Mariah’s back up dancers are topless bartenders. Andy very quickly throws in some information letting us know that Mariah’s alleged boyfriend, Brian Tanaka is backstage. Basically, he is confirming that they are an item.
Andy was thrilled with the meeting between Kandi and Phaedra on last night’s RHOA. We got a montage of that. Equally shady on both sides.
Andy, who loves to recycle old crap, plays a game of “Does She Know Her?” With Mariah because of Mariah famously saying in an interview that she didn’t know J-Lo. She says she doesn’t know Ariana Grande. She is not familiar with her work. She thinks she might have met Miley Cyrus in a bathroom once. Andy points out she has performed with Miley. She interrupts Andy saying she wants to retract her statement about Miley, and then loses her train of thought and just talks about the Diva show they both performed on.
She has her hair guy come out on camera to slick down her baby hair as she is talking.
During Plead the Fifth, Mariah confirms she is boinking her backup dancer, Brian. She dodges the question about the alleged breakup agreement between her and her ex fiance by saying we will see it on the show. Apparently, she is some sort of social media tiff with Demi L0vato or Demi tweeted during the show. I don’t see a tweet. Andy says that Demi implied that Mariah is so disrespectful to J-Lo. Andy wants her response to that. Mariah responds with, ” I don’t know her either.” Which is the perfect answer. But she unfortunately continues with, “I wouldn’t say anything. She should come up, introduce herself to me, say here is my opinion, what do you think about it? That’s how you handle shit.” She seems peeved. It also seems that statement was aimed at J-Lo more so than Demi. Also, I googled a bit further and Demi’s rather benign tweet is from June. #FakeDrama
Mariah has no plans to give back the gigantic engagement ring. Why would she?
Mariah says she did not see Nicki Minaj when they were both at the same restaurant recently.
Andy just loves her new show and gives Stella the Mazel and her own special montage.