After the season premier which is probably my favorite episode ever of the RHOBH, I’m hoping for a worthy follow-up episode. But because of the title, I fear the focus might be on new girl, Dorit. If you didn’t read all of the comments on last week’s recap, you missed some really interesting information about Dorit and her husband PK. Check out a commentator named Johnny’s contributions from across the pond for all the shenanigans they got up to there, um allegedly.
Lisa Rinna is the designated RHOBH public relations person this week. She did Wendy Williams this week and will be on WWHL tonight. It seems Wendy kind of likes her. This is Rinna’s first time back on the show since joining the RHOBH because Wendy went on a boycott of covering the house wife franchises for a couple years. Of course Wendy doesn’t mention that. Rinna talked about her relationship and how she has known LVP for 27 and how they argue on the show a lot, but that tonight on the show we will see her telling LVP that she likes her more than she doesn’t like her. Rinna wants an honest relationship where they “take the piss out of each other” and it’s a real interaction than just being fake nice all the time. She also talked about how she lost her father in January and it reminded her what is important, and squabbling with LVP isn’t one of them. They talk about Christmas. Lisa says that she buys her own presents and has them wrapped and puts them under the tree from Santa. This year she splurged on two new fancy handbags. They also talked about her two daughters and their modeling careers. He daughters are quite beautiful.
Okay, with that bit of housekeeping out of the way, Let’s go on with the show!
Kyle comes to pick up Rinna in a Lamborghini that Maurico supposedly purchased. Now Maurico can afford to purchase all the Lambos he wants, but when they show the brand of the car up close, and the cool dashboard, and the fancy interior and the full car zipping off down the road, it’s a promotional situation. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but cover stories are all so silly. Both ladies are in baseball capes that advertise Mauricio’s real estate company.
LVP got a new horse that was retired from some sort of performing horses act. I wonder if she will be getting a hippopotamus for Christmas.
It appears that Kyle and Rinna are going to meet the horse. Kyle discusses in her talking heads about LVP potentially forgiving Rinna, and if she does that she would need to forgive Eileen too. Wait, whut? Why do Rinna and Eileen need forgiveness from LVP? Oh it’s for the puppet master stuff. Puhlease, LVP. You know they have you dead to rights on that. JUST OWN IT! Actually, they are not going to meet the horse, they are going to met Alexia, Kyle’s daughter for a commercial for some kind of exercise class. Just watching this makes my surgical incision throb.
I love seeing Eileen on set at Y & R. I would prefer it to be Days of Our Lives, but I’ll take it. Eileen is doing some work for a show about the 11,000th episode. I love these scenes.
Erika Jayne is hold dance auditions for female dancers for her next video. They did not choose any redheads. Big mistake. HUGE. Fun fact: They held auditions at 3rd Street Dance where a love of Dance Moms episodes have been filmed.
Cute scene with Rinna’s girls. Her oldest signed with Elite recently. Both are modeling. They made a pasta dish and between the three of them actually ate a full portion! I kid. And I shouldn’t I hate when people talk about what other people do or don’t eat.
PK, Dorit’s husband gave her a quarter million dollar rose gold Bentley earlier in the day. PK has planned the entire party and everyone is a bit apprehensive about how it will turn out. It starts of very civilized and demure. A Rinna points out, “these people have some money.” Which is odd considering the tea about them basically being the British Giudices. I told you to read the comments here.
LVP’s necklace would make lots of drag queens happy. The ones who opt against the tracheal shave. Rinna tries to be nice and polite to LVP and LVP just keeps making cunty comments. Considering the get up LVP showed up in and the bumpit like pony tail thing she should be grateful for compliments coming her way. Next to approach Bobbie Fisher is Eileeen, who also is complimentary and there was even a double kiss. LVP says she is sorry. INSERT DRAMATIC EDITING HERE. Lisa is sorry to hear about Eileen’s mother’s passing. Vince is there with Eileen!
I’m so over name dropper Dorit. The latest thing she would like us to know is that J-Lo and Marc Anthony were former owners of her house.
Let’s see if Erika can get Dorit in line. In she walks in a Moschino t-shirt dress. Dorit is appalled by the T-shit. That dress cost a couple grand, Dorit. And Erika could buy and sell you and your husband several times over. I don’t care if it is your birthday, you might want to take a seat. Erika got Dorit a Chanel cosmetics bag for her birthday. That’s probably a grand right there.
Eileen is embarrassed Vince wore slightly ripped jeans and a blazer. He looks great as always.
PK decides he’s had enough of the civilized event and opens the back door to “Dorit’s Budda Lounge” which is basically a bar/disco/sushi bar set up in the back yard. Of course Dorit knew nothing about that. It’s not like she lives there or anything.
Lisa Rinna apologizes for “being hard on LVP” and they seem to call a truce in the Budda bar. We’ll see how long this lasts. Then LVP shows up in a conversation with Eileen and Dorit and Eileen politely excuses herself by asking if anyone has seen her husband. LVP says, “Yeah, I saw him over there in the corner with his head up someone’s skirt.” That’s classy LVP for ya.
Next Week: Eileen goes to her family home for the last team. And Erika reminds Dorit she is actually an American, as only she can.