This recap should be pretty easy for me since I don’t know the lady from Married to Medicine so I can skip her part as I’ve never watched that show.
The drinking word is Chateau, so that is a sign the show will be as full of shit as the RHOA episode was tonight. Andy goes right in on Sheree and the Mama Joyce wig shade. Sheree still doesn’t understand that it had nothing to do with Mama Joyce and everything to do with the fact she was a dead ringer for Kandi’s mom in that wig. Mama Joyce is my new favorite housewife this season anyway. In fact I now believe every damn thing Mama Joyce has ever said right down to Carmen sleeping with Todd (and Kandi.) In as much as I believe what anyone says at this point, Mama Joyce is my new true north.
Lemme go see if I can find a photo of Sheree’s look. Andy has stopped putting them up in a timely manner lately and I need y’all to see this. Well, so far the image above is the best one up. However, it doesn’t really do Sheree’s hair any justice. EDITED. FOUND A GOOD PHOTO! Y’all know I like to make fun of Sheree’s bagel pinned to the top of her head hairstyle. She wore that to court across both counties where I gave her the legal smackdown in court and it looked ridiculous. But on TV this is something different. I don’t know who did her hair tonight but the top knot is beautiful, her edges are perfectly cleaned up, and she has a very long braid. I wish that the braid itself was a little less tapered toward the end, but in reality that is how real hair looks. Remember last week when Kandi tried to pull off some sort of bizarre high ponytail? Well she needs to check out Sheree tonight because this is how it is done. And you know I love to shit talk Sheree Whitfield but she got it right tonight.
Andy mentioned something that I glossed over in my recap. Peter asked Cynthia to please sell their marital home rather than ending up living there with another man. I found that very Jamaican machismo but I also thought it was kind of sweet. I also think new memories will be good for Cynthia. Speaking of Cynthia, since writing the RHOA recap tonight and prior to this show airing I was sent a juicy tip that Cynthia is dating a rising, cruiser weight Baltimore-bred boxer named Yahu “Rock” Blackwell. I’ve made no attempts to verify this information, though I was sent photos of the two of them posing for the cameras. I refuse to believe there is much to this because it doesn’t fit with my plan for Cynthia’s life which is for her to get back together with Leon. Let me have one dream, would you? 🙂
Perhaps the only RHOA that Andy treats worse than Kenya is Sheree, who he once again asks if she is wearing She by Sheree, a brand he knows full well does not exist. I also missed some of Kenya’s shade toward Sheree tonight on the show which Andy played again. I am having an imaginary fight in my head with my imaginary friend Miss Moore this evening so I must have been distracted. Next, Andy does a remix of all the weirdass Sheree moments and mixes them in with Quad. It’s shady. Sheree must be medicated heavily because the girl is keeping her composure and not letting Andy rattle her. She’s very sedate. Quad acts like is it the greatest tribute to her she has ever seen.
Apparently, the lack of the reaction he wanted caused Andy to refer to himself as “Daddy” and demand it be replayed. Sheree remains unmoved. She must have discovered the Xanax y’all. I don’t know how I would have done these last two weeks without it myself.
If you missed Leah Remini and Fiddy Cent on WWHL the other night, YOU MUST try to find the episode and watch it. Everyone was wasted and half the show was a discussion about Vivica Fox rimming Mr. Cent. It was hysterical. And so of course Vivica Fox went on Instagram, denied it ever happened and called Mr. Cent a queen. Andy seemed thrilled by that.
Apparently on M2M Quad showed up at one of the other ladies house pretending to be the IRS. So Andy was doing his thing where he asks one guest to describe how they would react if they were in a situation on the other person’s show. So he asks what Sheree would do if one of her castmates showed up at her house pretending to be the IRS. Which is hysterically funny and also kinda mean because he knows damn well the Chateau has more liens than on it than it does windows.
They show a clip from next week where Matt kicks out the windows on the garage door. The cameras were either conveniently there for that or Kenya’s security camera’s have some zoom lens type capabilities. Oh wait, he says “I’ll come back when I can talk to just you.” So yes he did that right in front of the cameras. After the disturbing clip, Andy’s comment is not about the anger management issues but instead he chooses to repeat Matt’s quote about Kenya being “manipulative and fundamentally deceptive.” Sheree nods knowingly saying “those are some great words” as if she is making a mental note to look them up when she gets home.
We learned that Bob sweats a lot. Even in winter. A caller asks Sheree why she has been so shady and critical of Moore Manor when it took forever for her house to get built. Sheree, who I swear y’all may have been taken over by a rational thinking slightly more intelligent than usual person gives a polite pile of bullshit for an answer basically saying that because she had been through so many trials and tribulations with her construction she was trying to give advice and Kenya took it the wrong way. She’s still lying, as usual but she’s doing it in this odd, civilized manner I have never seen from her before.
Andy asks what she thinks about Sheree calling her house “Chateau Thelma.” Sheree says she doesn’t have problem with that. And then, she goes there and say, “My mom loves me.” But still, it was in this whole new butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth, kind gentle voice. Quad starts OOOHING and AHHING over the shade. Sheree says that was not a read, it’s a family home. She says that she and her mother are very close. It’s always been a family home and she doesn’tcorrectly c have a problem with it being called Chateau Thelma. Then Sheree claims that she just had Thanksgiving at the Chateau and she is preparing for Christmas. Those are more lies, but to be fair, Andy sort of planted them in her mouth.
Sheree gives a very politically correct kind answer about Nene and says she wishes Nene was still on the show.
Sheree talked about the struggles of raising a young black man and uses the world “disheartening” correctly with regard to Kairo’s arrest. BTW, since the recap I was also reminded that our friends at SFTA covered Kairo’s arrest at the time. Y’all know I can’t remember shit. After refreshing my memory I realized that I chose not to cover it because he was a child and not a paid member of the cast at that time. Andy commented on how good-looking Kairo is.
Earlier this week, there were rumors that Sheree was engaged to Tyrone Gilliams. You might remember he was the guy that was booking for some event and Philedelphia that caused the epic scene between Nene and Sheree where Sheree went right after Nene in that restaurant with the little wine nook and Nene stormed out defeated. Here’s a link to her history with Tyrone Tyrone was sentenced to ten years in federal prison for fraud in 2013. I believe he is incarcerated in Atlanta and rumors have been flying that she is a regular visitor and that they have somehow become engaged. Sheree says they are not engaged. Andy asks if she is seeing him, she nods and says they are friends and have been friends for a long time. Andy asks if he is incarcerated she says, “Yes he is.” Andy asks what he is in for and Quad starts gulping her drink and Sheree doesn’t answer. The answer is he was a pastor who was fleecing his flock and was called a pathological liar buy many who knew him. Sheree may have won Tyrone in the feud with Nene, but it seems it was Nene who truly won.
Sheree got complimented on her lip color. Her stylist did a great job from top to bottom tonight. Civilized and tasteful like the wife of a pastor who is currently incarcerated for fleecing his flock.
The poll question was who is shadier, Quad or Sheree. Quad won with 66% of the vote. It was certainly true on this episode.
I am not sure where this Sheree came from, y’all. It was like a normal person took over her body. The lies were all still there but the hostility was nowhere to be seen!