Contrary to popular belief, I have no direct access to Kenya, though I could have gone to her housewarming. If I did I would be telling her to run, run, run, from this 29-year-old boy she is with. He has anger issues. He has not consistently treated her well. I am suspicious of her motives. She is smarter than this and I am hopeful that it is all for the show, and then I see them at Thanksgiving together with Kandi, Todd, and Mama Joyce at the Old Lady Gang restaurant. I’m hoping they are just friends at the moment. Because things get ugly for a second, and perhaps third time this season. It just makes me sad. So This photo that she chose to promote the show… well… it is upsetting.
Anyway, I am terribly late getting started. I have so many thing I need to do before tomorrow afternoon, and when I get freaked out, I freeze up and play scrabble. I’m fairly good at scrabble and have the expert level dude on the ropes right now and may have a score over 400 going on. But first, I need to get to work. I’ve enjoyed being a slacker. But here we go.
Wait. I am just now hearing Phaedra’s tagline. It’s “You can’t always get what you want. But I can.” Spoken like a future Felon by Bravo. I mean really. I will never get over Sheree’s accent mark. She has finally figured out the right way it should lean, but it’s still on the same wrong letter.
I like seeing Cynthia with Noelle and I am glad she is taking her to LA to look for colleges. I was trending like crazy on Facebook for some reason when I mentioned that I suspect Cynthia will live in LA, perhaps with or near Leon as soon and RHOA is over. This was misinterpreted as CYNTHIA IS LEAVING RHOA! Something I never said. I know she just bought a great house on Lake Lanier. But that was a smart investment and a nice little place to get away from it all. I think she will keep it, but primarily live in LA. I hate that so many folks think Cynthia is “boring.” She is a gorgeous former model doing her thing. This is why we are supposed to be watching the show! Not for the scenes where someone yanks out a chunk of weave or drags a bitch by her real hair across the stage. This is what I watch for.
Anyway, Cynthia as much as says that she wants to live in LA. She’s going to a fashion bazaar to promote her cargo line. I love her line of leather goods. They are VERY overpriced. But I do like them very much. Cynthia is making Noelle the face of Cargo, her leather line and I think that’s a great move for Noelle and also for the brand because it injects a youthfulness that will take the product past the RHOA crowd. Do you see how Cynthia is already working her connections in LA? Because I do. She’s really savvy.
ROFLMAO at “Sheree’s condo” I know what apartment she is living in. And I know she has vacated it since filming. The why and the how of why she doesn’t have an apartment anymore is none of my business. But it was certainly not a condo.
OMG, this retelling of the divorce replete with fake photos of maids in uniforms is HYSTERICAL. The real story is she stole every damn light bulb and light fixture and the kitchen cabinets from her house with Bob. You must click the source, it was all over the news here. How she can sit up here and claim Bob somehow fucked her over is insane. Bob actually gave her money EARLY so she could buy a house for her and the kidsShe chose to spend that money on an Astin Martin. Which was eventually repoed by her divorce attorneys in an attempt to recoup their expenses.
Anyway, Sheree tells her kids that her correctional facility if finally ALMOST finished. That’s another lie. She has yet to be granted a certificate of occupancy and was recently fined for not having one. Do pathological liars like Sheree know they are lying or are they chronically delusional? These poor kids playing along with the whole Bob story. They know full well Bob is not with Sheree. Bob was so not the problem in that marriage. Later we get a dinner scene with Bob and Sheree where he apologizes for his affairs. I wish we could have Bob without having to suffer through Sheree. He’s hilarious and charming. She’s just a terrible person.
I’m disappointed in Kandi’s storyline this year. Riley’s deadbeat dad is a very bad storyline. It’s almost as unfortunate as Kandi’s confessional look with the crazy lopsided ponytail.
Let’s ask Brandon Deshazer what he thinks about this.
It appears Brandon agrees with Mama Joyce.
I am not fond of my girl Kenya filming all these scenes with the Phuture Phelon By Bravo. I cannot abide Phaedra and her quest to be the next Al Sharpton. Apparently, Phaedra has gone from fake “Southern Belle” which irked me enough to someone who throws laser tag parties. Dear LORD this years script is weaker than that tea y’all find elsewhere.
Dear GOD. What is that white shit Phaedra is wearing in her confessional. I mean new money is just so damn gaudy.
It seems Mal and Lena are on as friends with no peach. Poor Lena, always the bridesmaid never the… Oh Wait. It looks like I didn’t post about Lena’s wedding but it was quite lovely.
I’m not sure how I feel about Porsha’s elaborate off the shoulder dress. I think I kind of like it. #NoTitties
All during laser tag, Sheree was chasing after Kenya. On Instagram today Kenya said that she wants to make it clear that she loves Mama Joyce. In fact those two seemed to be best pals at Thanksgiving this year. She was not trying to dis Mama Joyce when she shades Sheree in this scene, but the shade was directed to Sheree for literally looking like Mama Joyce in her cheap ass wig.
After laser tag, the girls, including Lena (why did they not give this woman a peach?) talk about Phaedra’s supposed charity for the people in Flint Michigan with no drinking water. Last I checked that was still a huge problem and no one during the presidential campaign mentioned that we live in a country where an entire city has no drinking water. Or that that entire state is suffering. Or mentioning the issues in Detroit at all. Because we had two really shitty candidates this year. So anyway, this is Phaedra’s storyline for a pop up shop and everyone has something to sell. Like Sheree for instance with all those extra light fixtures and her t-shirts that never sold the first time and of COURSE her her $5 selfies.
I can’t even recap the argument between Kenya and Sheree. Sheree is an unarmed opponent in a battle of wits. In the end, everyone agrees to support Phaedra’s Phoundation.
Cynthia and Leon
Unlike all of the misogynists, I would rather see a show with just Cynthia, Leon, and Noelle. None of these other extra bitches. Just two people co-parenting and maybe getting back together? These scenes are amazing. I would watch this and not recap it and love it like I do Manzo’d With Children and Don’t Be Tardy and keep the happy away from this site. This scene with Cynthia and Leon is EVERYTHING. I want a Leon.
I don’t even want to participate in the whole situation with Block and Kandi as clearly he just wants to be on TV.