There is really nothing interesting going on in the entertainment world you want to read about, or at least not anything extremely depressing. I would tell you what that is but then you would all focus on that and start planning your suicide missions again. And by God, part of the point of this site is we are a collective of people who are trying not to die. If you want to die, please go do a Google search for how to do that, and quit dragging it here.
In that fine Christian spirit, I’m just going to talk about whatever the fuck I want to. I watch all of these trailers of movies, and I want to go see them, and then I just don’t and I wait for them to come out on cable TV.
Oh wait, Fidel Castro has died. Well that is news. I guess it sort of goes along with the point that I am losing now about how when I was growing up, I thought doctors were special people who were… I dunno some how preordained to be smarter than us and take care of us all. Then, I went through a plethora of really dumb ones. And doctors trying to sell you the latest things in order to pay off their medical school bills.
The idiots on talk shows are dumb. Hell the talk show hosts are dumb. I SEE DUMB PEOPLE. And apparently, dumb people are the last vestiges of book buyers. Reality idiots with ghost writers translating their illiteracy into actual books which are allegedly written by people who have not idea or ability to pronounce the phrase “New York Times Best Seller.”
I’ve lost all train of thought because I happened to switch to CNN for a moment. I had planned to talk about the movie Joy at least tangentially. And the part of the movie where I wanted to hack off my hair. And still do.
So now I have to watch a bit of news about Fidel Castro. I, as you know, have strong ties to Libya. And that country has just been left to atrophy and my Twitter feed of Libyans says things were better under Qaddafi’s a dictatorship. And this news has sort of blown my mind and added to the strange changes we are all undergoing whether we want to or not.
I have some things to say but I have forgotten them all. I believe my intent was to say things like “How the hell do you have nothing to say about a baby being born?” And in general, “What the fuck is wrong with you that you don’t know the difference between who is the most unsavory housewife and people chatting in a support forum?”
So in closing. I am still working on the site and getting you the features that you want, but I have more serious issues to deal with. And the negative fucking tone of everything here, where people were literally discussion suicide methods in the HAPPY THANKSGIVING post, just make me want to block some very long time people.
I don’t understand how a happy holidays thread is the place to plot your suicide. But if you wish to kill yourself, I do not want to read about it here. Find another fucking place to make your dramatic comments. This board is sort of the OPPOSITE of that idea.
Every damn time I want to tell a story, some shit happens, like this Fidel Castro mess.