I’m going to day drink and: nap today. And maybe for the rest of the week. As Cat would say, “I’m going up in my tree now.”
Y’all need to just talk amongst your “If I did anything, I’m sorry for whatever” selves.
There are plenty of topics. Kayne has apparently finally been forced to get a mental health diagnosis. That is a good thing. I give you full permission to talk about all the Kardashian nonsense.
Or you can talk about Jason Hoppy. Bethenny is putting out the story that Jason is harassing her via email. She tries to make it look like men are fighting over her. BUT APPARENTLY, she is copying her new fuckbuddy on all the emails between her and her ex! That is the real tea that is being overlooked. I’d like everyone to email Dennis Sheilds right now. Go ahead. Wait? What do you mean you don’t know his address? Exactly.
Bethenny is trying to be the victim again and putting out stories saying Dennis is going to sue Jason for harassment because Bethenny copies him on their emails. I’m starting to think this could actually BE Jason. If it ain’t it is someone close to him. It seems like Bethenny is trying to shut down that account again.
Everyone is SUPER PISSED at Dr. Phil for his Shelly Duval interview. Stanley Kubrik’s daughter Vivienne is all over his ass on social media taking Dr. Phil to task for exploiting someone with mental illness for profit.
And Finally, Here is a statement from our beloved K Cooper Ray regarding the fact that the Patti Patrol managed to get him KICKED OFF OF TWITTER. That’s right folks, KCR was apparently banned for having multiple Twitter accounts. K. Cooper. Ray. Because no one has multiple accounts on Twitter. WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK? I’d really like to tweet @Twitter and @Jack about this travesty but I am just going to drink like today never happened.
From the loveliest person ever to be on Southern Charm
“Well, the hater accounts created anonymously to harass me have evidently joined forces with certain cast members of That Show to have my Twitter account suspended. Apparently they can dish it out but can not take it when an honest man defends himself against their attacks. Don’t worry. I won’t be silenced. Lest ye forget, I was a prolific blogger long before Twitter and that is where you’ll find me, along with Instagram and Snapchat and here. I don’t care to appeal as Twitter can be a nasty place with unverified accounts saying stupid, made up theories about why you left a tv show. It can be fun to bat away the flies, and as many of my Twitter friends know, I was always friendly with snark. At the end of the day it just makes you feel dirty. Stay tuned for a blog post soon but in the meantime I have a ball to plan and much work to do here in my real life. Kisses until then, Cordially, Cooper.”
Hold me. The world is a sad and scary place. Somebody get my K Cooper Ray back to me.
In the meantime, he blogs here where you can read a fabulous except from his book. He is also on that stupid Facebook thing y’all do that I do not know how to work, And best of all…follow him on Instagram where he is working on his upcoming Ball which we will never see because BRAVO AND TWITTER DO NOT LET US HAVE NICE THINGS. Please tweet Andy, Bravo and Southern Charm everyone you know because this is some SERIOUS bullshit by the Yankee carpet bagger and members of a really terrible website run by assholes.
I’m going to drink and sleep until 2017 now. I just fucking can’t with any of this shit.