Le sigh. I have gotten enough of menopausal women bashing each other, whiners, apologizes, deniers and “she started it!” behavior this week right here on this blog. But, hey! Let’s watch a third hour of this shit show just to be damn sure my cup runneth over.
I realized posting this photo that we really haven’t talked about the “fashions.” Who has your winning and losing look? For me, Meghan is the winner and loser is Shannon. Tamra does get a dishonorable mention because that body would look good in anything.
While I totally agree with all of you that say there is no one to root for on the show in the sense that they are all less than stellar examples for women. I will be shameless rooting for Vicki, Kelly and Heather tonight.
The Glamis Trip
Tamra and Eddie just very recently went back to Glamis and Tamra still had a lot of nerves about going into “the bowl.” I admire her for facing her fears to the extent that she did. They show the horrific accident montage. Heather really did a good job telling no one to move after the accident. That is some quick thinking in a stressful situation. Tamra takes full responsibility. Shannon talks about how she could not go because of permanent lung damage from having pneumonia so many time.
I suppose they have to give Meghan some heat but there is no reason on earth why Shannon or Meghan should have gone to the hospital. None. They do not like Vicki. Meghan says that Heather was being “TV Heather.” Later Andy says that 72% of WWHL views sided with Meghan and Shannon on this issue. Vicki is pissed. Vicki is delusional.
Montage of Heather being judgey and making it all about her. She really is Chief of the Morality police, as Meghan said. Vicki said that Brianna asked if she was really in a helicopter and that is why Vicki sent HER the photo. And she sent it to Meghan. Two guesses on which one shared the photo. Video of Brianna saying that she thought Vicki was being dramatic. Vicki says she was out of work for three months. Heather says that Brianna was throwing Vicki under the bus to Tamra at that time. Heather apologizes again for saying, “maybe it was reckless of Meghan to get pregnant.” But then she says that Meghan talked about her during the last two episodes calling her conniving. Meghan says she should have told Heather that directly inasmuch as it involved her creepy, drunken face holding scene on the bus in Ireland. Heather is really looking like the biggest cunt on this episode so far.
Of all the housewives on all the franchises, whose would you want to live in? For me it is Kelly Dodd’s because ON THE FUCKING BEACH. I could put up with all the white and gaudy gold crap for that alone.
Kelly’s nose flicking bullshit was annoying as fuck and I would have probably punched her in the face. I do not like anyone in my personal space who is not invited in. In this instance Kelly needs to just admit she was being drunk and obnoxious instead of saying she as kidding. Then Kelly calls it a miscommunication and she didn’t mean it that way. As someone who has often done dumb shit while drunk, the proper response here is , “I was drunk, not used to the Irish beer, I got carried away. I behaved badly. It was stupid and annoying and I am embarrassed and ashamed, and please forgive me. ”
Heather makes shit up about why she had fireball in her flask. I do not believe her. Shannon gives excuses about why she pulled the waiter aside and WHISPERED to him “make them doubles.” I don’t believe her.
Ah, Vicki knew about the plan to get Kelly wasted and tipped her off. That makes totally sense, because really the plan should have worked.
Andy shows the whole naked wasted clip from earlier seasons. He seems to be Team Kelly on this one.
David’s Domestic Abuse
Shannon at first acts like there is no basis for Vicki’s claims. Then she said her usual story that in 2003 she and David had an argument and it was not physical, she just wanted the argument to end so she called the cops and David got arrested. Shannon says Vicki is making it all up. Vicki says she has proof and Shannon sent her photos of the abuse. Vicki says she didn’t want to go there but Shannon keeps calling her a liar. Tamra jumps in to defend Shannon saying Vicki DID go there. Everyone is making it very obvious that this did happen and they are mad a Vicki for putting it out there. Wow. Then Tamra goes off saying she is a better person than Vicki. Tamra says Vicki is dogshit. Atta girl. Thanks for bringing those fine Christian values to the table.
Shannon tells some story about when she and David went to Hawaii right after she found out about the affair. Something about a blackout and falling and I don’t even care. Shannon’s marriage is a sham in my opinion and I am not going to recap every ridiculous story she comes up with. Shannon is hysterical. Vicki is Xanax calm and she says, ” I hope it’s not true. When you called me screaming for your life, I hope that was not true.” Shannon says she will never speak to Vicki again because now people are going to come up to her daughters and tell them that her father beats her mother. YAY! Does this mean she won’t be on Vicki’s show next season? Vicki says she is good with not speaking to Shannon because she would never condone a man touching a woman like that. Andy, misogynist extraordinaire is giving this topic way more air time than anything else and brings up Brooks.
Everyone seems to me to know that David beat Shannon and they are mad at Vicki to publicizing it. It’s totally believable based on everyone’s reaction. With friends like these cunts who needs enemies. Shannon storms off set with full camera crew and Tamra goes with her to maximize her air time. Heather takes over the cunt couch and says that it was wrong of Vicki to bring up “Shannon’s darkest moments.” So the takeaway from that will also be that Vicki is telling the truth and everyone one is attacking Vicki for spilling dark secret on camera, not that Vicki is lying. And you all know how much they like to accuse Vicki of lying.
I don’t know how I will recap Vanderpump Rules. This all seems like a lot of screaming. When Shannon returns Andy says this is the big secret that Vicki had on her. Um, duh. On the other hand I don’t believe that David is the abusive one. Even Kelly says that Shannon’s story about her injuries being because she broke the door down makes sense. That would explain the fact that Shannon’s bruises were on one side, shoulder and hip. I think the real secret is they both get drunk and fight and the fights turn physical.
Shannon whips out her phone. Shannon shows photos of her in Hawaii where she now says she just fell down.
Is Eddie Judge Gay?
Vicki and Tamra bitch over this. Tamra tells Vicki to “Shut up old lady!” Why are people acting like this is not all over the Internet.
Random End Edits
Kelly says that the whole world hates Heather and finds her unlikable. Tamra is pissed about the Eddie Judge is gay rumors. Vicki says she is sorry that she repeated the Eddie is gay rumor to Kelly.
The final thing was a do over. Heather tries to deny what a cunt she was. Tamra says pushing Kelly. Shannon says yelling at David. Kelly says what she said about Tamra’s daughter. Vicki says oversharing with Kelly.
Shannon says something about how he family is hurt by the season. SO GET OFF VICKI’S SHOW YOU DUMB CUNT!