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Caption This! Heather’s Closet

November 21, 2016 by tamaratattles 64 Comments

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  1. thetatumtalks says

    November 21, 2016 at 6:25 pm

    I upgraded my soapbox…what do you think?

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    • Pantaloons says

      November 21, 2016 at 7:11 pm

      This wins everything.

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    • cjbomb says

      November 26, 2016 at 6:57 pm

      Agreed, I give up.

      Reply
  2. Kimoe says

    November 21, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    MY closet…..the first thing that was absolutely “right” in the house.

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  3. stephen says

    November 21, 2016 at 6:37 pm

    goals and kim zolciak has one of those chandeliers in her hollywood room

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  4. Latina2014 says

    November 21, 2016 at 6:45 pm

    Wow it IS a nice one! But wish I was happy for her, but I’m not!! Hope she is off the show next season! Hope it’s not wishful thinking….

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  5. Cat says

    November 21, 2016 at 6:49 pm

    Like putting lipstick on a pig.

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    • Dee says

      November 21, 2016 at 6:53 pm

      Cat, so funny! Is this a closet or a museum? Wheres the real closet with all the junk?

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      • Cat says

        November 21, 2016 at 7:37 pm

        Looks like a ritzy retain store, to me. And why stand on the counter? Was her pedestal broken?

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        • Cat says

          November 21, 2016 at 7:38 pm

          Oops. Retail.

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          • Dee says

            November 21, 2016 at 9:38 pm

            Yes, it does look like a store, everything on display? She is not living in the real world

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    • Kazy says

      November 22, 2016 at 12:23 am

      Perfect. Couldn’t have said it better myself!

      Reply
  6. Lisa Ann Patterson says

    November 21, 2016 at 6:53 pm

    to think there are kids with one pair of shoes.

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  7. LisaPat says

    November 21, 2016 at 6:54 pm

    So spoiled..don’t worry, she will find something to complain about.

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  8. KittyGlitter says

    November 21, 2016 at 7:05 pm

    This is tulle much. Heather and Shannon have their own monogram. Interlocking C’s beat a bow any day.

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  9. Cake says

    November 21, 2016 at 7:08 pm

    I think I’m having a psychotic break.

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    • Gapeachinsc says

      November 21, 2016 at 9:13 pm

      That’s really funny!!

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  10. Lawstangel says

    November 21, 2016 at 7:16 pm

    I dont find it to be any less extravagant that LVP’s

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  11. JustJenn says

    November 21, 2016 at 7:19 pm

    The lying witch and her wardrobe

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    • Gapeachinsc says

      November 21, 2016 at 9:15 pm

      Ah! That’s good too!

      Reply
    • belladonna says

      November 21, 2016 at 10:14 pm

      That comment is why I love Caption this!

      Reply
  12. therealdeb says

    November 21, 2016 at 7:24 pm

    The cunt’s castle!

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    • blondesense says

      November 21, 2016 at 7:41 pm

      lol. *sings* ‘I’m the cunt of the castle…’

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      • therealdeb says

        November 22, 2016 at 12:17 am

        hahahhaa

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  13. CupcakeScholar says

    November 21, 2016 at 7:46 pm

    Let them eat cake!

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    • exiled bohemian says

      November 22, 2016 at 7:31 pm

      Perfect.

      Reply
  14. Swizzle says

    November 21, 2016 at 7:59 pm

    I want her closet.

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  15. Kiyoshigirl says

    November 21, 2016 at 8:37 pm

    Why does everyone want/need to have closets that look like upscale boutiques? Since when did closets have to cost more to build out than a bathroom or small kitchen. I like nice things, but I don’t need that damned closet. Right now I’m trying to get my husband to get a plumber out to fix the broken water softener. I’d settle for that. My clothing, bags and shoes are just fine snugly fitted in my modest, but organized walk in closet.

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  16. Amy says

    November 21, 2016 at 8:43 pm

    I’m up here, you’re down there.

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    • A/K/A Sam says

      November 22, 2016 at 8:22 am

      Bwahaha, perfect!

      Reply
  17. lavidaLinda says

    November 21, 2016 at 8:46 pm

    I fill my empty soul with Chanel and Champaign.

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  18. Happy gal says

    November 21, 2016 at 9:13 pm

    Hmmmm I didn’t know the superpower of cunts was levatation

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  19. Stella says

    November 21, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Terry’s paycheck

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  20. Bindijean says

    November 21, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    I also keep my flying monkeys up top……

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  21. Misha11 says

    November 21, 2016 at 10:58 pm

    Yes, I married well, didn’t I!

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  22. blaine says

    November 22, 2016 at 1:06 am

    I may be from a trailerpark, but EVEN I know you don’t put a cunt on a table.

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  23. TD says

    November 22, 2016 at 1:25 am

    I don’t have a caption but Kenya’s closet is way more prettier than Heather’s.

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  24. Diana F. says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:12 am

    And now, for my next trick, watch me swing from the chandelier in my Cinderfella Dress! Weeeeeeeeee

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  25. A/K/A Sam says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:24 am

    Is she weari her wedding dress?

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  26. Microphone4 says

    November 22, 2016 at 8:54 am

    You have to give her credit for two things. 1.) the dress is still cute 2.) she still looks great in it 4 children later.

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    • Onawin says

      November 23, 2016 at 10:24 pm

      Amen

      Reply
  27. beauxblue says

    November 22, 2016 at 9:41 am

    I’m Queen of the World. or
    Let them eat cake.

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  28. Charm White says

    November 22, 2016 at 11:29 am

    Heather dear, what was it that you first found attractive about the MILLIONAIRE Terry Dubrow????????

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  29. GINA MAGGI says

    November 22, 2016 at 12:45 pm

    Princess Porte Cochere!!

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  30. AustralianFanofTT says

    November 22, 2016 at 1:03 pm

    Sorry I can’t think .. I’m too busy imagining pushing her off her cupboard. Is that bad?

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  31. Kate Gates says

    November 22, 2016 at 2:20 pm

    Tantrum Barbie?

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  32. Marsha Marsha Marsha says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:23 pm

    I’m going to swing on a chandelier!

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  33. Jen says

    November 22, 2016 at 3:53 pm

    I’ve fallen and I can’t get down.

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    • T D says

      November 25, 2016 at 7:26 pm

      She landed on her broomstick, it was a million to one shot. Asswoman.

      Reply
  34. Frosty says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:10 pm

    Am I interesting and fun yet?! I am, right?!

    Reply
  35. PeachyKeen says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:21 pm

    Jump!

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  36. T D says

    November 22, 2016 at 4:35 pm

    The Empresses Old Clothes. Bodice and petticoat? Skirting has always been an issue.

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  37. exiled bohemian says

    November 22, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    Closet cunt.

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  38. Spunky2015 says

    November 22, 2016 at 6:42 pm

    Jealous much?

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  39. fivecatsownme says

    November 22, 2016 at 7:20 pm

    The piped in music is I Feel Pretty from Westside Story alternating with Don’tcha think I’m Sexy. Heather is a bit long in the tooth for the tulle debutante gown.

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  40. KittyGlitter says

    November 22, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Heather burying her Bedroom Kandy beneath her Hermes blankets on the upper shelves.

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  41. XOXO1968 says

    November 22, 2016 at 11:24 pm

    Senior Citizen Prom

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    • belladonna says

      November 23, 2016 at 12:09 am

      Oh, that will hurt her, down to her Chanel bones. But saying people are old? Why should that be an insult?

      Reply
  42. LegalMind says

    November 23, 2016 at 3:19 am

    I am skinny, pretentious and obnoxious…. what I am nothing like Carrie from Sex and the city??? Not even a Charlotte??! But I am over 40 wearing a puffy dress!!!!

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  43. Erica says

    November 23, 2016 at 4:24 am

    I don’t care
    what they’re going to say
    Let the storm rage on.
    The cold never bothered me anyway

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  44. Skeeter says

    November 23, 2016 at 2:53 pm

    Realizing that it wasn’t too late to flee from Heather’s choke hold, Terry jumps off the top of the wedding cake.

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  45. T D says

    November 23, 2016 at 9:19 pm

    Here comes the pride.

    Reply
  46. cjbomb says

    November 26, 2016 at 6:58 pm

    Oh sweetie, no matter how hard you try, you will never be Lisa Vanderpump.

    Reply
  47. lori says

    November 27, 2016 at 12:07 pm

    This, from a person who jumped all over Alexis for “showing off” what she has.

    Reply

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