Why does everyone want/need to have closets that look like upscale boutiques? Since when did closets have to cost more to build out than a bathroom or small kitchen. I like nice things, but I don’t need that damned closet. Right now I’m trying to get my husband to get a plumber out to fix the broken water softener. I’d settle for that. My clothing, bags and shoes are just fine snugly fitted in my modest, but organized walk in closet.
The piped in music is I Feel Pretty from Westside Story alternating with Don’tcha think I’m Sexy. Heather is a bit long in the tooth for the tulle debutante gown.
I am skinny, pretentious and obnoxious…. what I am nothing like Carrie from Sex and the city??? Not even a Charlotte??! But I am over 40 wearing a puffy dress!!!!
I upgraded my soapbox…what do you think?
This wins everything.
Agreed, I give up.
MY closet…..the first thing that was absolutely “right” in the house.
goals and kim zolciak has one of those chandeliers in her hollywood room
Wow it IS a nice one! But wish I was happy for her, but I’m not!! Hope she is off the show next season! Hope it’s not wishful thinking….
Like putting lipstick on a pig.
Cat, so funny! Is this a closet or a museum? Wheres the real closet with all the junk?
Looks like a ritzy retain store, to me. And why stand on the counter? Was her pedestal broken?
Oops. Retail.
Yes, it does look like a store, everything on display? She is not living in the real world
Perfect. Couldn’t have said it better myself!
to think there are kids with one pair of shoes.
So spoiled..don’t worry, she will find something to complain about.
This is tulle much. Heather and Shannon have their own monogram. Interlocking C’s beat a bow any day.
I think I’m having a psychotic break.
That’s really funny!!
I dont find it to be any less extravagant that LVP’s
The lying witch and her wardrobe
Ah! That’s good too!
That comment is why I love Caption this!
The cunt’s castle!
lol. *sings* ‘I’m the cunt of the castle…’
hahahhaa
Let them eat cake!
Perfect.
I want her closet.
Why does everyone want/need to have closets that look like upscale boutiques? Since when did closets have to cost more to build out than a bathroom or small kitchen. I like nice things, but I don’t need that damned closet. Right now I’m trying to get my husband to get a plumber out to fix the broken water softener. I’d settle for that. My clothing, bags and shoes are just fine snugly fitted in my modest, but organized walk in closet.
I’m up here, you’re down there.
Bwahaha, perfect!
I fill my empty soul with Chanel and Champaign.
Hmmmm I didn’t know the superpower of cunts was levatation
Terry’s paycheck
I also keep my flying monkeys up top……
Yes, I married well, didn’t I!
I may be from a trailerpark, but EVEN I know you don’t put a cunt on a table.
I don’t have a caption but Kenya’s closet is way more prettier than Heather’s.
And now, for my next trick, watch me swing from the chandelier in my Cinderfella Dress! Weeeeeeeeee
Is she weari her wedding dress?
You have to give her credit for two things. 1.) the dress is still cute 2.) she still looks great in it 4 children later.
Amen
I’m Queen of the World. or
Let them eat cake.
Heather dear, what was it that you first found attractive about the MILLIONAIRE Terry Dubrow????????
Princess Porte Cochere!!
Sorry I can’t think .. I’m too busy imagining pushing her off her cupboard. Is that bad?
Tantrum Barbie?
I’m going to swing on a chandelier!
I’ve fallen and I can’t get down.
She landed on her broomstick, it was a million to one shot. Asswoman.
Am I interesting and fun yet?! I am, right?!
Jump!
The Empresses Old Clothes. Bodice and petticoat? Skirting has always been an issue.
Closet cunt.
Jealous much?
The piped in music is I Feel Pretty from Westside Story alternating with Don’tcha think I’m Sexy. Heather is a bit long in the tooth for the tulle debutante gown.
Heather burying her Bedroom Kandy beneath her Hermes blankets on the upper shelves.
Senior Citizen Prom
Oh, that will hurt her, down to her Chanel bones. But saying people are old? Why should that be an insult?
I am skinny, pretentious and obnoxious…. what I am nothing like Carrie from Sex and the city??? Not even a Charlotte??! But I am over 40 wearing a puffy dress!!!!
I don’t care
what they’re going to say
Let the storm rage on.
The cold never bothered me anyway
Realizing that it wasn’t too late to flee from Heather’s choke hold, Terry jumps off the top of the wedding cake.
Here comes the pride.
Oh sweetie, no matter how hard you try, you will never be Lisa Vanderpump.
This, from a person who jumped all over Alexis for “showing off” what she has.