EDITED TO ADD, BRAVO IS REELING FROM THE HUGE DIS AT FORD ON REUNION. ALL MENTIONS OF FORD BEING FOR THE POORS REMOVED FROM RERUNS. TERESA FAKES APOLOGY.
EDITED AGAIN: I am hearing now that ALLEGEDLY NBCu threatened to pull all Ford commercials. Not just on Bravo but on ALL NBCu stations. Makes sense. Will it be enough for Andy to lose the felon? I doubt it.
Teresa still has enough money to pay people to ghost write her blogs and to have a social media person to write her IG and Twitter posts. I guess this is the new normal I keep hearing so much about. I thought about this “new normal” when Teresa was on TV trash talking Fords and everyone who drives one. I remember reading many years ago, an article or two that said the most common car among millionaires was the Ford F-150. The point of the story was that the people who had money did not advertise it, boast about it, or waste it. It’s a foreign concept here in the land of “the new normal” where reality TV people commit frauds, go bankrupt, and continue on with their lives of excess as if nothing happened. That said, there are way more rich people driving Fords, or other non flashy cars than there are rich people driving Maybachs. The reason for that is difference between earning a lot of money and becoming wealthy and striking it rich. Or being smart with your money and being stupid with it. But I digress.
Let’s take a look a Teresa’s social media expert trying to make Teresa look less stupid, clueless and delusional. Because it is painfully obvious that Teresa probably didn’t even read this post. Let me get out my purple pen.
“As I was traveling in Florida this week”
Teresa’s social media has become more and more …um… educated for lack of a better term. The writer is not even trying to adopt her language. They did play an entire montage mocking Teresa’s illiteracy on the reunion and I suppose that would be hard to emulate.
“I had the pleasure of renting a Ford, it was a great car.”
Just try to picture Teresa meeting someone on the show and saying something like, “It’s a pleasure to meet you!” You can’t do it can you?
“how it shows you how many miles you have till the tank is empty! I’m always driving mine to the last drop & wondering if I’m going to run out of gas! 😬again we own Fords, they are great cars.”
Oh please tell
the Feds me about this fleet of Fords you are secretly hiding. No really, so go on! Who is this ‘we’ that you speak of?
“Sometimes my delivery comes off wrong,”
Your delivery is fine. You can’t possibly imagine someone of your social stature, that is right up there with Andy Cohen’s and Barbra Streisand’s, to drive a Ford. Sidenote: I picture James Brolin hoping in a Ford Truck and riding off into the sunset soon as things at home with Babs are not exactly marital bliss. It seems Babs is a bit uncomfortable with his roles with Dianne Wiest. But anyway, back to the new normal where Teresa is more important to discuss.
“I shouldn’t have said it like that and I’m sorry. #iloveddrivingaford”
Teresa has never apologized for anything.
Oh that note. I shall leave you all to your new normal.