Jax is well-known for sabotaging his relationships, but spreading rumors about his girlfriend is a new low for him. Jax is a lying liar who lies straight from his lie whole all the damn time. Why do people even hang out with him? Is there no other source of coke in LA?
Lisa is going to do a World Dog Day event to raise money to save all the dogs in the world. Or something. I like that LVP is passionate about rescuing dogs, but I think her insistence that another country should change their culture to match her belief system is ludicrous. Dog meat is still eaten in dozens of countries around the globe. I would not eat it but it is not my place to meddle in the dietary habits of other cultures. That was be quite arrogant of me.
Kentucky is so upset that Jax is spreading nasty rumors about her and Kristen.
The two Toms go on a spa date where it becomes evident that Schwartz has not idea how much his wedding costs. Meanwhile Katie rattles off the prices of everything to Stassi. Since we know that Bravo is paying for the wedding, these scenes are ridiculous. So is Tom not wanting a wedding cake.
Lala really had a hard season of filming. Even though she doesn’t make it through the whole season. Her mother meets up with her for a glass of wine and some motherly advice. Lala is a pretty crier.
Kristen is finally in a good relationship. Carter seems like a great guy. Everyone is talking about the rumor that Jax started about Kristen going down on Kentucky. Even our favorite characters the Mexican kitchen guys. Kristen says she was so drunk that she doesn’t remember what happened but she knows that she didn’t go down on Kentucky. Jax is being really rude to Kentucky and has no compassion for her at all. LVP was really kind to Kentucky.
Kentucky spends the night with Scheana and Mike so she won’t have to be around Jax. The next morning, Jax and Kentucky have a huge fight.
James and Lala hang out and talk about their music careers. It’s nice that these two can be friends. James spends the whole episode apologizing to people for saying mean things to the kids as the cool kids table last week. Lala was mocking them as well, where is her apology tour? I really don’t blame these too for trash talking the others, they are very mean to both of them. They are just giving it back to them.
It’s finally World Dog Day. So it’s time for LVP, Ken, and Chad the manager at PUMP talking about James. Chad says that he was outside smoking a cigarette and got into some sort of altercations with some guy who put James in a headlock. In every version of the story, it sounds like James was attacked, possibly due to his slick mouth. But LVP is already upset with James about the situation and threatening to fire him. James said that the guy was just jealous of him.
Kyle Richards shows up and the event looks like it was a lot of fun for the people and all the dogs. Joyce Giraud shows up to support the cause!
After the dog event, the cool kids stop over at Kristen and Carter’s house for an after party of sorts. Kristen tries to get through to Jax that he needs to stop fucking over the people who care about him the most. Jax continues to claim he is telling the truth.
Wow, that was a really short recap. There wasn’t a whole lot to comment on.