The last twelve hours or so have been pure hell. Something happened with the Internet as I was typing my RHOA recap and pictures would not upload and things were disappearing and going wonky and it took over two hours to get the recap together and then the Internet connection disappeared entirely. This morning I woke up feeling like crap and headed out to get a chicken sandwich. Atlanta is on fire. There are wild fires in the mountains and brush fires around town and it is way smokier than it has been. When I returned, THERE WAS A LIZARD in the area between my front door and the storm door blocking my way. I just want to go back to bed and cry. But, no, I have several recaps and posts to make.
I do not have the patience to type each stupid thing Teresa and Jac say to each other. Let’s just try to get through this together shall we?
Apparently, everyone needed a break after the stupid allegations Teresa made about Jac turning her in to the feds. I suppose there will never a be a day when Teresa stops pointing fingers at others for her own criminal activity. Now Teresa is changing her story again. She now says that Jac was talking about her situation to people who then reported her to the feds. Teresa still doesn’t understand when you file bankruptcy and then hid your money so that you don’t have to pay off your debts, then the feds are already in your business. When you lie to get mortgages at bank that are backed by the federal government, the feds are already in your business. Teresa is too stupid for words and a waste of salt and oxygen and I can’t keep typing this nonsense over and over. Teresa should have gotten more time.
Chris Laurita tells an interesting story about a real estate dispute of some sort between Joe and another mutual friend. The guy was threatening to go to the feds over something that Joe Giudice did regarding the real estate situation. Chris and another guy tried to get Joe to mediate the situation before it went that far and Joe’s response was that the guy can go fuck himself. That was the extent of any involvement he had and Jac had nothing to do with it.
Jac and Melissa get into it because Jac starts telling us all the things that Melissa told her while Teresa was in prison. There were rumors that she was going to get more time, there were rumors that she and Joe were talking about divorce. This pissed Melissa off to know end. She tells Siggy and Dolores not to trust Jac with any information she will tell all the family secrets. Basically, Melissa just verified that everything Jac is saying is true.
Montage on how stupid Teresa is.
Montage of the felons coming and going.
Teresa tells us that she is not a bad person. She did nothing wrong.
Teresa trashes her family. Kathy and Rosie and their mother specifically.
I slept through the Vermont montage. And the rehash.
Unintelligible name calling.
Please cancel this horrendous show.