So, tomorrow Kandi Burruss will be on The Real check your local listings for showtimes but in Atlanta it comes on at 11 a.m. opposite The View. I would like it so much if Whoopi would just go on The Real or away in general because she has not had one fuck to give about being on The View for the last couple years. She’s horrible lately and argues with everyone. Just pay her out and let her go.
As I have mentioned there is a lot of conflict between Porsha and Kandi in the upcoming season of the show. There are also a whole lot of unsubstantiated rumors about Kandi and Todd being swingers. As Mama Joyce would say, “the streets are talking.” Allegedly. I think that Kandi and Todd are both kind of open with a lot of people about their lifestyle preference, but that doesn’t mean it is something she wants all over TV for Mama Joyce and the rest of the Old Lady Gang to see. I think you should be able to hold some things private when you sign up for a reality show. However public opinion is that everything is open for public consumption. I think that there are a lot of people out there in very traditional relationships that do not have any idea that those sorts of relationships are quickly becoming the minority.
So back to the streets and what they are saying. Allegedly, according to the streets that Mama Joyce likes so much, Todd and Kandi like to spice things up from time to time with another partner or two. Word is that Shamea Morton is very close with the couple. They travel together and all seem to enjoy each other’s company.
I bring this up because Shamea was brought on the show as “Porsha’s friend” when in actuality she is really Kandi’s friend. So I feel like Shamea is in the middle of this dispute between the two housewives. One theory is that Porsha was jealous of Shamea and her relationship with Kandi and Todd and that is the real root of the issue. The other theory, that may have been spawned by Todd choosing Porsha as the hottest housewife at some point, is that something did go down with Porsha, Todd, and Kandi in the past. And that whatever started the drama this season with Kandi and Porsha caused Porsha to start spilling her tea. I tend to lean toward the second theory. I also totally believe Kandi and Todd have a sex dungeon. If they didn’t have one in that house I would be very disappointed.
Here is the transcript from the clip of tomorrow’s episode:
Loni Love: This season on the show, Porsha accused you and your husband Todd of propositioning her for a threesome.
Kandi Burruss: Uh huh. You know what, it’s so funny because, okay I’m just going to keep it just one hundred with everybody. There was a girl on girl kiss between she and I that she initiated.
[The Real co-hosts gasp.]
Kandi: This was like two years ago and she invited us to her hotel. Now when she said what she said, it pissed me off because I was like, “You’re lying or whatever!” But at the same time, I’m like, “Okay, everybody’s going to assume that she’s telling the truth ’cause I obviously you know, I have Bedroom Kandi. They assume that I’m just so freaky.”
But, later on a friend of mine reminded me to go through my text messages and I was able to go… Did y’all know you could go back for years on your texts? I didn’t know that. I didn’t know that. So I went back two years and I found a text from her that was after that night talking about that night, “Oh, we was turned up.”
We didn’t actually take her up on her offer. Let me say that. The kiss just happened. Let me be clear, it didn’t go further than that. But you know, we were having fun. Like, she came at us. She asked us to come with her to the after hours spot. We never asked her to go anywhere. So I think it was just her continuously trying to make me look crazy.
You know, because they do things sometimes to try to manipulate the fans. And you know, we’ve been having this little battle. She had kind of threw shade at me about something else. You know, I don’t want to give away the story of the show. Ya’ll gotta tune-in, but I’ll just speak on that part, “She was lying!” And we don’t even have a sex dungeon by the way. Even though it sounds like a good idea.
Here is the clip.
What do you think?
When I think of Todd and Kandi having a threesome, I envision Todd getting it in with hot women while Kandi sits on the edge of the bed with some chicken, eating and smacking her lips. Its seems like such a sad mess.
Wow…interesting statement!
Oopsey, if there is blue cheese dressing to go with the chicken involved, that sounds like my kind of party!
LOL I just got a visual of Kandi sitting in the background watching the action smoking a cigarette and the only time you see her is as she takes a drag and the cherry glow of the lit cigarette sheds a pink glow on her face in the dark room.
LOL! I picture Todd on the floor on his knees facing a couple of women Kandi chose for him, Kandi sitting on the side calling shots, and Todd dutifully doing whatever Kandi tells him to do.
Sip, sip! This is juicy! I do believe everything she said, except the part about the three of them NOT going through with it. Todd called her “hot” for a reason. TT, I think you are right about what you said. Traditional marriage is becoming the minority, I know this firsthand. Men would be perfectly happy if they could keep their wives and have fun on the side, and throw everyone in the salad once in a while. I don’t care if I’m the last one standing on this earth, it will never be me. If you are a single person, then do as you please! But, if I marry you, we have a deal, and a deal is a deal.
{Standing and clapping because goddammit I am an old fashioned girl! Besides…a deal is a deal, no take backs.}
I believe Kandi. Her tell is her hand gestures and body recoil. My god I need to get out. Tamara! Remember the show Bull you recapped a month ago? Excellent! Do more prime time!!!
Lisa j as crazy as Kandi is about My Man she ain’t sar Todd. She would vagistate a woman first. Kandi better not think about Todd with another woman she would castrate him too.
The whole in the fence has been repaired.
I heard about this quite a long time ago but not wanting to cross any rule boundaries I’m glad you decided to talk about so I can to. I honestly think much more than a kiss went down and that’s why Kandi has been so salty to Porsha. I feel like Porsha threatened to reveal this and pissed Kandi off cause that is something she does in her personal life. She has kids and nosey family members she doesn’t want knowing that part of their life. Rightly so your sex life is private. Who knows who initiated it and does it really matter, not really. Obviously there is some attraction to each other or even a kiss wouldn’t have happened.
Hmmm. I’ll go ahead and believe Kandi. She’s not stupid, and she knows that if she were to lie about something like this it would be very easy to fact check and/or there would always be the chance that someone would rat her out.
And who in their right mind would want to have a go with Porsha?! The prospect of getting an STD/STI alone would be a huge turn off, no?
But dear, a threesome isnt exactly something that can be fact checked. Its their word against Porshas.
I see what you mean there. But a lot of times people like to brag about their sex lives. And the people they brag too usually spill the beans to the immediate world. So if it happened, then somebody maybe told somebody else. Of course, this is all speculation on my part.
I know I shouldn’t judge from a trailer, and Carlos King’s Instagram post “prove” otherwise. But I’m with Kandi! Porsha is lying through her teeth trying to keep that peach for next season! It is insanely obvious someone fed her this information to spill on camera probably for a little extra coins in her pocket. The bitch couldn’t even PRONOUNCE ‘sex dungeon’ as if she was reading from a script! Like I said, overthinking the trailer way too much, but when this tea first came out I knew it was forced, and the trailer just proved it for me, third times the charm so we’ll see when the episode airs. On a side note- Like everyone I think Atlanta needs a revamp! I’m thinking fire Cynthia and Porsha and keep Kenya, Kandi, Phaedra, Sheree, and add new/old blood to the mix. Like they did for Season 8, get rid of only one member of each “team” from previous seasons.
delicious tea…. i will be watching. I believe it was more than a kiss. For two seasons, i was wondering why kandi never goes hard on Porsha, even when little thot sided with Phaedra over a matter that doesn’t concern her. All these Atl women minus Cynthia are just freaks allegedly
Well, according to TT most women are freaks. Lololol. I’m glad I’m old and traditional because it suits me just fine.
heh maybe not MOST women… but there are things I keep private but hint at for my um… like minded friends,
TT, You kill me.
I don’t think you can have any sort of dungeon with kids in the house?
Clearly you do not know what dungeon means AND she has two houses on one property, 🙂
I guess I don’t? ??
Were you thinking what I was thinking “the dungeon” was in her basement? lol Kubrick’s Eyes Wide Shut comes to mind now.
There are several dungeons in the ATL owned by affluent folks and in the most unsuspecting neighborhoods. The first time I became aware was in 1993. There are probably a whole lot more now. There are even a few in Gwinnett…don’t ask me how I know.
What the hell type of camel toe emphasizing leggings is Porsha wearing? I’m sure Todd was down, literally and figuratively ? for a threesome with her freaky ass! Kandi probably was hesitant because she knows that threesome would occasionally be a twosome not including her!
Not with Porsha.Newp. Not with a hazmat suit and tongs.
Kandi is my most favorite HW of all time. That being said, how in the crap of the world could she kiss that iidiot. What in the world happened? I still love Kandi. I am glad she got in front of that story before we see it on the show. I can’t wait for Sunday, and the recaps!
Lets be clear Kandi and Phedra both kno how to act in front of the camara meaning be fake. I use to like kandi but like the saying goes whats done in the dark comes to the light. She is begining to look like a Nasty Freaky down for whatever Thot. Even tho she has a husband i give Todd 2 more shows and they will be divorce… Now dont get me wrong i love Ace…Cutie but she was just like phedra clock was ticking and wanted a baby . I dont think todd wanted a baby so soon he was just playin it for the dough… i really look at Kandi in a whole diffrent light now.My favorite is NeeNe at least she keeps it real. Her and gregg are the are the RHOA….Hands down
So much wrong about this comment. Have you ever watched the shows? You do realize that Nene (note spelling) is not on the show anymore, right? And Kandi keeps her intimate relationships quiet because of judgmental people like you. I’m not sure you know what a THOT is, but Kandi is not one.
I believe Porsha
I don’t care. They could have sex with their dog, and I still wouldn’t care.
Well, that’s not quite true. I would feel sorry for the dog.
Jeez! Porsha’s thighs are humongous! She looks ridiculous
Well, this would kinda explain the beef between Peter and Porsha. If she threw herself at Kandi and Todd after a night of drinking, partying and she was feeling a bit “Randy”, it is possible she tried the same thing with Peter. (Maybe he took the bait, maybe he threatened to tell Cynthia, maybe she got it in with one or more of Peter’s associates…just sayin’.) I mean her BFF is ole’ nasty Pha-Pha, and Angela Stanton let the world know exactly how she gets down- sex dungeon accessories and all-LOL! (And after this revelation, I wouldn’t put it past Porsha.)
Just…ugh. At the whole situation. Don’t get me wrong: I think consenting adults should do what they want to do. BUT.
It seems they’ve broken the #1 rule of life (and love): DON’T SHIT WHERE YOU EAT. Here, that means: don’t fuck around with your co-workers. I’ve seen it happen again and again and again, and I’ve never once seen it end well. Not once. I guess people think, “I’m different” or, “we’re different” but no, you’re not.
I like Kandi a lot; I hope this doesn’t drag down her whole season.
(P.S. I miss the 60’s use of the word “swinger”. It just meant you were a hip cat! There was a bit of a sexual connotation, but not the one that it is today!)
You’re right Ericzku. The majority of the people on these shows don’t seem to know or understand that OTHER golden rule that you outlined. They’re not exactly very wise, and they tend to be very nearsighted regarding intimate matters. It’s simply not worth it to fuck up your work situation over a little bit of short-term fun. Most people learn that in their early 20s.
That’s why I believe Kandi’s version of the story. She can be a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them. Kandi telling this story, out loud, on national TV, means that she’s more than ready, willing and able to deal with the fallout among the Wives, or with Porsha’s wrath. More or less, Kandi has effectively thrown down the gauntlet regarding Porsha. She won’t say a WORD about Phaedra or why they’re really not friends anymore, though. Just sayin’.
And as I alluded in a previous comment: Porsha is a known professional. And she’s also known for blackmailing people about stuff (Peter). Fooling around with her would not be a good idea.
Totally agree, Minky. ?
Minky, I have the same thoughts as you on this one. The story says Porsha claims Kandi and Todd “propositioned” her for a threesome. Does that mean she’s saying she didn’t take them up on it? Now I do believe Kandi and Todd get their freak on just not with Porsha. If Kandi asked Porsha, I don’t see her turning it down because according to the talk in the streets she sleeps with anyone allegedly especially if it would benefit her spot on the show. If it wouldn’t catch Kandi a charge, I could see a huge ass whipping coming Porsha’s way. It certainly wouldn’t get her kicked off the show as we can see by Porsha’s past violence. From some other tea TT’s told us about Porsha running zigzag in the street maybe that was about to happen.
Speaking of the 60’s, The Isley Brothers, It’s Your Thing mentions What’s the Big Deal? (What else is New or Not New) Mainly, It’s Your Thing Do What You Want To Do, I Can’t Tell You Who to Sock It Too–
Love the Isley Brothers; they have a permanent spot in album rotation.
How can people believe Porsha? She can’t even pronounce dungeon.
Can I be forgiven for thinking….KANDI DID THAT SHIT! And what makes me think that is that she gave more information than was necessary, in particular the info on going back years checking text messages. That was such an odd piece of information to include. Plus I tend to doubt people when they start their statements with anything approaching “keeping it real”, or “I’m just going to keep it just 100 with everybody”. I’ve found people who use the phrase keeping it real tend to be assholes, and people who say things like I’m just going to keep it 100 is someone confirming they don’t always keep it honest which is why they feel the need to assert they’re about to be completely honest. That’s why I try to make it a practice never to say “to be honest, or to be totally honest” or words to that effect.
You’re absolutely entitled to your opinion Wonky. Anything less would be uncivilized. ☺️
We’re all speculating about this here, really. Nobody can know for sure. I think a lot of people assume it’s true because Kandi’s got a reputation for being freaky. But I don’t think that being freaky means that she does it with just anybody. Especially not someone like Porsha.
But I do agree with you about people saying “to be honest”. When someone says that, even if it is sincere, or you go ahead and just take that statement at face value, it means that they haven’t been honest a lot of other times before. So that means I should keep an eye on someone who uses phrases like that either way. Right? Haha!
I believe Kandi yam’s 100 percent, porsha is definitely lying because I don’t believe Kandi would risk everything by going on a press tour and lying back to back, knowing porsha may have had evidence. I’m still trying to figure out how porsha and Phaedra got a peach over Hazel, Lena and Maryam smh.
Nothing coated about the truth. Kandi has always come across sincerely.
Kandi is definitely dodgy, but in this case I think it’s very much a situation of, “caught, gonna tell the truth to minimise my shit…:
This all seems par for the course, after all the years of rumors about Kandi and Phaedra. It always cracked me up when those two would graphically reveal a bit of their real feelings about sexuality and preferences with regards to women. Then they’d dial it back really quickly and giggle or say “it’s just my business, I have to know this stuff”. It was so nakedly obvious. How is it that a video or snap hasn’t made it out after all these years? Are there no lights in these dungeons?