I cannot believe I am doing this again. Maybe I am overly dramatic or something but last night’s episode simply crushed me. I do think I personalize the constantly shitting on Kelly Dodd that happens. My sources say Andy is pissed because he is up for a People’s choice award for this shit show and his book is coming out in two weeks and this is not a good look. I tried to warn Andy years ago he was dragging us all into hell.
Kate looks AMAZING but she is sitting in Captain Lee’s chair. I know Andy likes to do boy, girl, boy, girl but this is Captain Lee’s first time on WWHL Captain Lee’s wife is the bartender. They have been married for 42 years. Wow. That’s impressive. Andy asks her a bunch of stupid questions and then asks if he has gotten a big head from being on the show. She says no. And I can tell you that I have spoken to many people who know him and they all say he is the nicest guy ever.
Of course we start with #PizzaGate which is not even a thing. But Captain Lee and Kate will continue to pretend like it was. Actually, neither one addresses it at all.
Kate was actually working on a boat during season three of RHONY when Sonia took the girls out on a yacht.
Captain Lee was pissed about Ben’s interaction with Cindy. Andy plays a game with Captain Lee who has to choose from an assortment of deckhand for his answers. Who would he never want to work with again? Rocky. I lost a bit of love for Captain Lee over his constant berating of Rocky. We will have to agree to disagree on this. I did not like his treatment of her on the finale either. If you had to work with someone for the rest of your yachting life, who would you pick? Um DUH. So far up Kate’s butt. Who complained the most? Kelley. Who do you keep in touch with the most? At this point and time? Kelley. Who would you donate a kidney to? All of them. Someone needs to yank out Rocky’s and see if he hold true to that. Because no. He hates her and it’s sad. Who would you have sent home first if you had the chance? Rocky. I am going to stop recapping this.
Kate’s dark circles are already leaking through. A caller asks if she is dating women or men now. He’d interested. She says that she is not really attracted to girls that much but the last one was not exactly feminine. And there is a cute guy who moved in next door to her but he has a cat, so she doesn’t know.
Dear God. Someone asks Captain Lee if he thinks he is too hard on Kelley. He says no, he sees something in him that he wants to get out. Andy, never the one to not make himself look worse says he does too. Kelley has posted dic pics online.
There was a full five minutes of commercials to fast forward through. What is wrong with advertisers? Wendy Williams make son controversial statement and her ads are pulled left and right but Andy being a misogynist pig on TV every night still has his?
Kate says Kat is living and Charleston and going back to school. The follow-up questions Andy doesn’t ask is, has she slept with Shep yet? You know she has.
I can’t believe Andy is taking live calls again tonight. And surprisingly he has a book tour connection to everyone on the phone.
A caller asks Captain Lee what the secret to a successful marriage is. He says, “To put your partners wants and needs above your own. I have a feeling Mary Ann has done a lot of that. Mary Ann says the secret is to be married to your best friend.
Captain Lee seems really fond of Kelley. They work out as often as he can get his ass out of bed in the morning.
During a game it comes out that Captain Lee was the captain of a cruise with Jay-Z and Beyoncé. Andy stupidly has no follow-up questions at all. Oh finally he does. He says it was about seven years ago and they were doing a video shoot and he delivered them to their destination.
A caller asks Kate what was up with all the PDA? What did she see in her? Kate says she was uncomfortable but she just went with the flow. These are all intern questions tonight, aren’t they?
Andy asks if the “law stuff” was over. She says no, she wishes it was but the process was so slow. The end of that discussion. Now let’s imagine if Kenya Moore had been arrested for biting and beating and strangling someone like Kate was. It’s amazing the different treatment Andy has for a blond, blue eyed woman with felon charges pending and Kenya Moore, or Kelly Dodd. AMAZING. Captain Lee was cast.