In between Heather Dubrow telling us all about her book, her house and her husband, and the lengthy advertisements for the eleventy billion items and ventures she is shilling, Heather broke down her thoughts on each of the women. She says, of course, that she is “close” with the other two harridans and then proceeds to give her thought on the other three women. Let me pull out my purple pen.
Heather’s Blog (excerpts)
Meghan: I thought we were close. I was proud of how we handled things after Glamis. I called her immediately, made a date to talk to her and we worked it out. I was upset watching her talk about me behind my back and take jabs at me in her interviews. I wish she had called me to discuss how she felt like I had done with her previously. I will be bringing this up at the reunion.
“I will be bringing this up at the reunion.” Just that sentence alone says it all. I am going to confront a pregnant lady over her offensive comments in her confessionals regarding why she didn’t go visit two women she doesn’t like in a hospital. I hope she confronts her best buddy Shannon as well. Shannon was right there next to Meghan on the golf course. Surely, she will hold Shannon to the same ridiculous standard. Why does Heather feel comfortable meddling in Meghan’s relationship, or lack thereof, with Vicki? Why does Meghan need to follow Heather’s marching orders?

Kelly: What can I say?
You could say you are sorry for calling her trash multiple times, saying that you feel sorry for her kid, acting like a drunken fool, raging on her and proclaiming to the entire bus that she was having a psychotic break. You could say that. You could say that you embarrassed yourself and your children by leading the pack of bullies who were attacking her. You could say you were wrong and are remorseful. But instead all we get each week is, “Wait until you see next week! ” leading us to believe something is coming that will justify your behavior.
Things didn’t end well between us. Watching back the bus trip was difficult. It was 3 AM and we had been drinking for quite some time. I didn’t even remember saying half that stuff.
So you had a drunken blackout. Classy excuse.
I thought I was defending my friends who were being attacked by Kelly throwing out accusations that she’d heard from Vicki. This is a good lesson which should be obvious – don’t talk/discuss/fight after having too many drinks.
Except that Kelly was sober, sitting quietly in her seat trying to nap on the short bus. She was not speaking to any of you until you started slinging insults. And the whole “don’t get drunk and show your ass in public” is a lesson most of us learn in college.
I feel terrible about saying I felt bad for Kelly’s kid. I’m very sorry Kelly. I promise you that I can learn my lesson and never do that again…but I’ve learned that not everyone learns…stay tuned for that.
You are as bad at giving an apology as you are at accepting them. Some tells me this backhanded apology is the only one she got. It seems like I recall we didn’t see you for a while after the short bus incident. I’m guessing you were too humiliated to film. Also, when you apologize and at the same time go back down the same worn road of how many times Kelly has apologized, it lacks sincerity.
Not really sure why I’m a puppet or a master or whatever it is I’m being accused of? When we got back from Ireland, I went home and back to my family. I saw Kelly going around to everyone and talking about me.
That is because you were embarrassed and needed to hide out. Kelly was hurt and talked to her two friends about the attacks on her. She is filming a reality show. What on earth makes you think she would not discuss her feelings about your shameful display with her friends. I’m sure you and Tamra and Shannon burned up the phone lines.
Plus, let me assure you I didn’t bring my cute flask and schlep a bottle of Fireball across a continent with the idea of getting Kelly drunk. Ridiculous. Our group has a history with Fireball and I thought it would be fun. Much comes up at the reunion that explains more of our contentious relationship this year…you will see next week.
You have never taken a Fireball shot in your life. Whenever the Fireball comes out, you make it clear you only drink Champagne. The setup plan that you and your two coven sisters enacted was clumsy and obvious. No one believes your denials. Not even Andy Cohen. There you go again with “we will see next week.” Have you ever thought about working as an ad agency customer service rep? All you have to do is say “you should be getting your check next week” over and over. You’d be perfect.
Vicki: Vicki and I have always had a respectful relationship. I was relieved to let the drama from last year go and be able to hang out and have fun this year. After watching the season, I think that Vicki wanted revenge for what she perceived we had done to her last year with Brooks. I think she used Kelly and fed her information to hurt everyone. If there actually IS a “puppet master,” her name is Vicki.
I must have missed when any of you had a respectful relationship. Maybe that will make since “next week.”
Heather showed us who she really is and it ain’t pretty.
Except didn’t she already show us with her horrible treatment of Shannon? She spread rumors about Shanonons marriage. Called her psychotic. And kicked her out of her house. Heather shows us what a disgusting person she is every season. She attacked Alexis. She is nasty.
I think heather is the most boring of all the housewives. She acts pretentious and better than everyone else and the only things she had going on this season besides building her gigantic austentacious ridiculous house the only things she did were hawk her book and her ventures. Who cares about that? Do we really want to see that? How about spreading your wealth to the homeless or hungry???? She treated Kelly bad. She acted like a mean girl. She blamed her for telling everyone what Vicky said. But what about Shannon causing that big fight by telling tamra what Kelly said about her daughter ?? That’s ok I guess. Kelly was once again being attached. I like Tamar but was very disappointed in the way she overreacted. For god sakes it wa said out of anger. Not behind her back. Some Christian, trying to alienate Kelly after that. So in my opinion, they should fire dubrow. She is not interesting unless she is attacking someone.
That evil bitch was awful to a pregnant woman who said she was depressed, glossed over that disclosure and made it all about the fact her code of conduct wasn’t followed. And she expected praise from Meghan after the experience? She went to play a major role in trying to derail the stability of an emotionally vulnerable person. And she expected not to be called out? And it’s fair to say she doesn’t remember? And it’s ok to call a woman that’s being attacked trash? Meghan said to her face what she said in her interviews. Didn’t see everyone come after Shannon the way they came after Meghan. Did see Shannon get pissed off because her apology message wasn’t immediately acknowledged (neither Meghan nor Shannon should have to apologise IMO) And when has the bitch ever “shleped” anything, anywhere? Just own being a petty, conniving, terrible person. This is the bitch that complained in her blog that Meghan didn’t share with her the pain she went through losing the embryo. Right after she was a bitch to her when AGAIN, Meghan was going through depression. I will say she was respectful to Vikki. Because she didn’t give a shit about Vikki lying about cancer. Because she has no moral compass. Borrowing from Camille here; she’s the morally corrupt Heather Dubrow
I disagree that Heather was the ringleader/puppet master of this nonsense (I’m speaking of this one point only in this post). I believe it is Shannon. I’m off to the WLS now…..
Maybe Dr. and Mrs. Guinea Pig can see if personality transplant and getting a conscience is do-able
i think it is hysterical that Heather says they all have “a history” with Fireball. If you watch her “drink” it, she merely let it touch her lips and made a face and that was it! Maybe she became drunk by the fumes???!!! 😉 I am so, SO done with MissHoly than thou fancy pants!
I have to risk looking stupid and finally ask what does WLS stand for?
Window Licking Section
Oh, ok! Thank you! I guess i need to go there now too!
*TRIGGERED*
Windows Lickers Lives Matter #WLLM
When they were at Shannon’s pig feast and Meagan sat down with the uhhum “ladies’ Heather started in with trying to get her to say something mean about Kelly. Meagan was so classy and good, she said she felt bullied….(pause) and then she said and she was Heather. Heathers face was in shock. Like no one had ever spoken the truth to her before. I wanted to hug Meagan and say Good for you girl!
There is no excuse in the world, short of murder, for the bullying that Kelly got this season. It was nasty and continued with the bully master Mr. Cohen. I thought N.Y. was disgusting, and it was. But at least Lu is stable to a point and can take care of herself. Kelly is a wounded, little girl who fights like a little girl. Channeling a little Bob Dylan right now. LOL. For a brief moment Tamara saw that and then BAM! The flood gates opened and the sharks came in.
I hope she doesn’t come back for her own sake. I probably would not like her in real life because I have a problem with racists. But from the bottom of my heart I wish no one ill will and certainly hate to see anyone ganged up on. Like the election, I believe we have a tie between N.Y. and O.C. for nasty people.
Heather is a horrible person and I hope that the backlash is felt in her and creepy Terry’s precious product lines/books.
Amen to that!
Boycott the witch bitch.
Don’t buy any of their products. Stop doing business with all of them, including Andy.
I’m just thinking about what poor Terry went through when she got home. Something like this maybe: “Terry (while pointing her finger at him) I told you I NEVER wanted to be on this show! Now look what you have done! My acting career will be over! No one will want to book me ever again!” Terry> “But Heather, I’m sorry dear, what can I do I’m sorry I’m sorry”.. Repeats again & again. Heather >” Get away from me (Shooing him away with her hand) It’s all your fault” “Get me some champs NOW!” Somebody fan me I’m hot.. NOW!” “Terry Fix this mess NOW!” & so on & so on… I guess we have to wait til ‘next week” …lol
You know how one of Heather’s complaints this season is that Terry is never around, doesn’t make time for the family, etc.? Well now we know why – it’s cheaper to keep her,.
Flashback to Heather’s ground breaking celebration and the mechanical bull. I rewatched last night before deleting off DVR and Heather clearly tells the person controlling the speed to turn it up hard when Tamra was on it, thereby causing her to injure her arm. Heather is cruel. She’s smart enough to use her words, and deluded sense of self superiority plus her wealth to buy herself out of a ton of messes. But this one I’m not buying. Next week Kelly PROBABLY loses her shit but Heather, this happened AFTER you bitch slapped her with your tongue.
I’m the one who used TJ for Tamra Judge because my stupid phone auto corrects to Tamara. I’m also the one who used BG for Brandi Glandville because Brandon glandular is how my phone thinks it’s spelled.
Lisa, that “brandon glandular” autocorrect fail made me LOL. My comments have been filled with misspelled words since I updated my phone & will not allow me to change them. Thanks for the laugh!
That is hysterical.
Too funny!
I have a new phone and auto-correct is a nightmare. It’s like my phone up graded to Masters Level, while I still just have my BA
Brandon Gugualar…hysterical ???
I’m still reeling from her “Don’t move” comment to Vicki. Seriously, who does this woman think she is?
Bugg, agree about the “don’t move”. Was it me or did Heather’s voice drop 10 octaves like she had a demon voice when saying those words? Creepy.
That makes sense, she looked like a demon on that bus.
Her eyes are black, endless pools of vacuums
I would have backhanded her and Terry would still be trying to sew her face back together. I’d never last as a housewife. I’d be fired and imprisoned.
Actually I would have saved these actions for Tamra when she yelled in Vicki’s face on the bus. I don’t know how she didn’t flip on her! No job or amount of money would have helped me sit there and take that!
Perfect comment LisaPat
I keep seeing that in comments. I missed her saying that, and can someone please explain what she meant and what was going on? She’s changed dramatically since her beginning season. I think they are all on diet pills/Adderall, something
To be fair, Heather did have a respectful relationship with Vicki. She was the first to move on with her. Heather is behaving terribly, yet I can sympathize with the fact that she snapped at Kelly after what Kelly said to Tamra, because I am a hardcore friend too. She needs to learn to admit when she is wrong and apologize. Ever time she looks bad 80% of the problem is she digs her feet in the ground. It is classy to be gracious and humble enough to admit fault. I enjoy watching Heather and Terry. I just wish she’d make it easier for me to root for her.
Heather has historically behaved badly. She lives to eject people from her home, pussy whip Terry, chastise housewives she deems of lesser status. No, she is just a gutter rat that married money.
Um…I have a question, TT. I am sad to admit I haven’t been on a plane since 9/11, but from what I understand there are huge restrictions on what you can and can’t take. Would Heather have been physically able to “schlep” the bottle of Fireball from across the pond on the plane? I assumed The Evil Triad hatched the plot after getting to Ireland and bought it there, or started the seeds of the plot on the flight and bought it through duty free. I just can’t buy Heather actually packing a bottle of Fireball for a Transatlantic trip along with her $1200 silk blouses.
Duty Free shop and yes if you pack in suitcase, booze flies free.
Interesting to know, Lisa j. So it COULD have been packed, but I still don’t believe it was. I can’t see Heather risking it breaking all over her stuff. Also, like TT, I just can’t get past the ridiculousness of Heather suddenly acting like it’s the norm for her to carry a flask and pass out shots of Devil Water she wouldn’t down herself on a bet.
If she checked it. Contrary to other posts there is no duty free shop for people leaving US that are FROM the US. But yes, if she checked it in her luggage she could. I do not check luggage often when I go overseas and I never bring back wine, which is probably stupid. The not bringing back wine part not the not checking luggage part.
Not a popular opinion but from what was shown on the bus Kelly started it by saying they can dish out but can’t take it. That’s when Shannon said she had taken it twice from Kelly. Then it was off to the races. Kelly was probably drunk on that bus because she went to the hotel pub with Vicki after dinner. They all acted badly but Kelly is no victim.
Thank you. I don’t get how Kelly ended up being the victim here. She repeatedly says horrible nasty things. They all acted like idiots that night.
No they didn;t Swizzle. You are just mentally defective and very verbose about it.
Agreed.
Spunky2015, I’m sorry you didn’t watch the shows about Ireland but it was quite clear that Kelly didn’t drink. Perhaps you should confine your post to those topics you are familiar with.
Loving the purple pen, as always, TT!
Heather is a cunt.
Mmm hmm. Now tell us how you really feel. ?
I agree, by the way.
Absolutely right!!
The whole lot of them are nothing but utter twats, they all need to get over themselves. The only exception I would make to that this season is Meghan, who actually showed dignity, strength in her own views and an ability to share them without screaming or slapping someone. Perhaps because of the baby enforced sobriety, none the less I’m pleased that she’s going back to St Louis to raise her baby surrounded by family and true friends, and will hopefully cut all ties with these hyperbolic fame seeking, attention whores
ITA but Meg is no better at the fame beep %432 seeking attention she was on 2 reality shows before RHOC and i saw the shows myself to know it is a fact “Say Yes to the dress” and from pics the dress she picked on show is not the one I have seen in her wedding pics to Jimmy and another show I watched on you tube Retail Royalty now that is a reality show worth them putting on Bravo
I saw the true Heather, Shannon this year and I didn’t like it. I always knew who Tamara was and never liked hwr.
I saw the true Heather, Shannon this year and I didn’t like it. I always knew who Tamara was and never liked her.
Heather is so ABOVE EVERYONE ELSE NOT !!Thank You Heather for showing us what a piece of Rich Trash looks like We Get It don’t need to tell us again
Thank You Tamara Tattles for that Awesome recap
Fantastic purple pen as always and fantastic comments!
I probably stand alone on this one, but it seems to me that Kelly’s job was to be Vicki’s best friend and in return, Vicki gave Kelly the scoop – tossed in with some lies – on each of the cast members. Then Kelly took that info and ran with it.
To me Kelly isn’t the victim when she calls out each and every one of these women every time she gets drunk, which was often. And there, of course, is Vicki in the background with that smirk of satisfaction on her face each time. If I were Kelly, I’d be pissed at Vicki for successfully getting Kelly to do her dirty work for her.
The women didn’t go after Kelly until AFTER Kelly verbally attacked them, and what I saw was the 3 of them standing up for each other. Did either side get carried away? Hell yes.
DEAR GOD, OB2, et tu? seriously?
@Observer2 are we watching the same show?
LOL, see what I mean when I probably stand alone on this? 🙂
Heather used to ask Shannon “why are you always yelling at me?” Now she is defending her when Kelly Dodd feels the same about her. Heather has her 2 yes maams and she likes that. As long as she has people who are like putty in her hands she’s content.
Kelly won’t let anyone walk all over her and she also let it be known that Heather is not quite as rich as she has been pretending to be. She’s taking it out on Kelly but Kelly wasn’t the one who blurted it out in the Irish bar…. Tamra did not tell Heather that she let Kelly talk about her. The hocus pocus team, Heather, Shannon and Tamra are full of excuses when it comes to their behaviors but full of blame when it’s about Kelly the much younger better looking woman.
Maybe if heather ate a sandwich she wouldn’t be so nasty.
This show has become trash, with trashy people. I used to like Heather. There are several things she has shown to make me not care for her, but honestly that one sentence from her blog about planning to confront Megan at the reunion takes the cake.
Thank you TT! You calling Heather on that makes me have so much respect for you.
In life and reality tv, when a human being as stooped so low as to cause stress which can lead to harm to an unborn child, I’m disgusted. If Heather went up and confronted Or yelled at a newborn baby, it would be no different. She’s vile. I don’t plan to watch this show anymore. I am practically done with all housewives shows now.
My goodness, these “ladies” all seem to have gotten so encumbered by their behind the scenes maneuvering that they are intolerable. Heather has always been holier than thou, and condescending, and I’m guessing she was boring enough that her job was in jeopardy if she didn’t engage in this crap. But she does it poorly. It is like she engages, then tries to cover it up. For her to pretend like she didn’t is just so pretentious.
I really dislike Kelly, and has a hard time watching her all season, but to watch her be bullied like that made me sooo uncomfortable. It felt like “Scary Island” from RHNY when they all ganged up on that Kelly. I do, however, believe Vicki bears a lot of responsibility as well. I think she fed into both sides and then bailed.