In between Heather Dubrow telling us all about her book, her house and her husband, and the lengthy advertisements for the eleventy billion items and ventures she is shilling, Heather broke down her thoughts on each of the women. She says, of course, that she is “close” with the other two harridans and then proceeds to give her thought on the other three women. Let me pull out my purple pen.
Heather’s Blog (excerpts)
Meghan: I thought we were close. I was proud of how we handled things after Glamis. I called her immediately, made a date to talk to her and we worked it out. I was upset watching her talk about me behind my back and take jabs at me in her interviews. I wish she had called me to discuss how she felt like I had done with her previously. I will be bringing this up at the reunion.
“I will be bringing this up at the reunion.” Just that sentence alone says it all. I am going to confront a pregnant lady over her offensive comments in her confessionals regarding why she didn’t go visit two women she doesn’t like in a hospital. I hope she confronts her best buddy Shannon as well. Shannon was right there next to Meghan on the golf course. Surely, she will hold Shannon to the same ridiculous standard. Why does Heather feel comfortable meddling in Meghan’s relationship, or lack thereof, with Vicki? Why does Meghan need to follow Heather’s marching orders?
Kelly: What can I say?
You could say you are sorry for calling her trash multiple times, saying that you feel sorry for her kid, acting like a drunken fool, raging on her and proclaiming to the entire bus that she was having a psychotic break. You could say that. You could say that you embarrassed yourself and your children by leading the pack of bullies who were attacking her. You could say you were wrong and are remorseful. But instead all we get each week is, “Wait until you see next week! ” leading us to believe something is coming that will justify your behavior.
Things didn’t end well between us. Watching back the bus trip was difficult. It was 3 AM and we had been drinking for quite some time. I didn’t even remember saying half that stuff.
So you had a drunken blackout. Classy excuse.
I thought I was defending my friends who were being attacked by Kelly throwing out accusations that she’d heard from Vicki. This is a good lesson which should be obvious – don’t talk/discuss/fight after having too many drinks.
Except that Kelly was sober, sitting quietly in her seat trying to nap on the short bus. She was not speaking to any of you until you started slinging insults. And the whole “don’t get drunk and show your ass in public” is a lesson most of us learn in college.
I feel terrible about saying I felt bad for Kelly’s kid. I’m very sorry Kelly. I promise you that I can learn my lesson and never do that again…but I’ve learned that not everyone learns…stay tuned for that.
You are as bad at giving an apology as you are at accepting them. Some tells me this backhanded apology is the only one she got. It seems like I recall we didn’t see you for a while after the short bus incident. I’m guessing you were too humiliated to film. Also, when you apologize and at the same time go back down the same worn road of how many times Kelly has apologized, it lacks sincerity.
Not really sure why I’m a puppet or a master or whatever it is I’m being accused of? When we got back from Ireland, I went home and back to my family. I saw Kelly going around to everyone and talking about me.
That is because you were embarrassed and needed to hide out. Kelly was hurt and talked to her two friends about the attacks on her. She is filming a reality show. What on earth makes you think she would not discuss her feelings about your shameful display with her friends. I’m sure you and Tamra and Shannon burned up the phone lines.
Plus, let me assure you I didn’t bring my cute flask and schlep a bottle of Fireball across a continent with the idea of getting Kelly drunk. Ridiculous. Our group has a history with Fireball and I thought it would be fun. Much comes up at the reunion that explains more of our contentious relationship this year…you will see next week.
You have never taken a Fireball shot in your life. Whenever the Fireball comes out, you make it clear you only drink Champagne. The setup plan that you and your two coven sisters enacted was clumsy and obvious. No one believes your denials. Not even Andy Cohen. There you go again with “we will see next week.” Have you ever thought about working as an ad agency customer service rep? All you have to do is say “you should be getting your check next week” over and over. You’d be perfect.
Vicki: Vicki and I have always had a respectful relationship. I was relieved to let the drama from last year go and be able to hang out and have fun this year. After watching the season, I think that Vicki wanted revenge for what she perceived we had done to her last year with Brooks. I think she used Kelly and fed her information to hurt everyone. If there actually IS a “puppet master,” her name is Vicki.
I must have missed when any of you had a respectful relationship. Maybe that will make since “next week.”