It’s been a VERY long day and things are just simmering down so I am going to do this one as short and sweet as possible.
Wait. First SHADE BY ANDY. Kelly was booked tonight first and they just recently got Rachel to come on the show. RACHEL IS IN THE FIRST CHAIR. So wrong. So very wrong. I actually stopped to tweet Andy and I usually only do that if I am submitting a question. I very rarely tweet any “talent” because I have no interest in talking to them. My opinions wax and wane and if I had a relationship with any of them I would not be as objective in my recaps. Which reminds me I forgot to kindly turn down the interview with a housewife this week. I won’t say who but she was in Andy’s scariest moments on Bravo that he showed.
No shade toward Rachel I love her, but she has been on the show a million times as a fill in. Apparently they had trouble booking THE SECOND seat. The main reason most people tune in after a housewives show is to get housewives tea. Rachel can be comic relief in SEAT TWO WHERE SHE BELONGS. And while I have your attention NBCu please stop backdooring my site and come in the front door like everyone else.
I can tell Kelly is furious. I am too, Kelly I am too. You do not disrespect guests like this. Especially ones who have been bullied on the show you “produce.”
Then Andy has a bunch of ghosts of housewives past ask shady questions because he’s too much of a pussy to do it himself. Kelly just brushed it off. It was the worst guest shaming I’ve ever seen Andy do, and that includes his dickishness with Kenya.
Then there was a game with Rachel call who is more Ratchet, Dratchet, where she insulted Kelly (and Vicki). I don’t understand why she sits there for this.
Then Andy takes another jab at Kelly about something she said at the reunion that he didn’t let us in on. I’ve never seen him hate on anyone this bad. He is such a misogynist. Kelly just keeps taking it and smiling. I’d love to see her just stiletto Andy in the brain if she could hit such a small target at this point. This is beyond rude and he is a “producer” not a housewife.
Then a clip of the reunion where Kelly and Shannon fight. Andy says, “I love how Meghan tried to help you out, she really was trying to help you out.” Fuck you, Andy.
A caller says something about Andy’s “new boyfriend” and he tries to respond but the caller keeps talking and asks Kelly asks Kelly what she thinks the motivation was for Shannon trying to get her drunk and he thinks in America that might be some sort of crime to double a drink for someone who didn’t want one in the first place. He says he thinks it’s a date rape crime. Kelly yes, “Yeah, like a date rape without any lube, God.” And this is why she is my girl.
Rachel comes back as Mrs. Roper after the break.
Next a caller is mean to Kelly (Surprise) asking where she stands with Vicki now because if she had know about “her affair with Frank” she would have thrown her under the bus. Andy pretends like he wasn’t prepped for this. Apparently, Tamra and Shannon are accusing her of having an affair with a guy named Frank. She says she and Frank have known each other forever and he is part of her family and in a Jac moment says we can call Frank.
This just keeps getting worse.
Someone asks if Vicki was a genuine friend to her this season or was she just happy the heat was off her this season. Kelly and I answer in unison, YES. Andy acts like he doesn’t know what that means. I hate Andy.
Rachel again tries to bring things back to her. I hate her now too. WWHL after a housewives show is basically an Aftershow. Rachel should be a second thought.
Kelly says the reunion went better than she expected. Andy seems surprised. Really you guys have antagonized this girl in a foreign country worse than any other housewife. If all that happened to her in Ireland: assault and battery, tampering with drinks, trying to force her to drink, had happened in OC at least she could have gone home to her husband.
Rachel tells us one time a button broke on SNL. So much time with the clown.
Some idiot calls in and asks about some leaked text messages with someone who she accused Michael of having an affair with. This is HORRIBLE. They screen these calls and let every hateful one to Kelly through. Kelly says it is Tamra and Shannon. She doesn’t say this but I think she will sue for defamation anyway. I know it is in the contract but she is sitting next to a producer of her show that is relishing in all of this.
Kelly tells the caller to shut the fuck up, and then Andy asks Kelly what is this place they are talking about. Kelly says she has tons of nasty comments on her phone about this and it’s Tamra and Shannon trying to harass her. Andy says he doesn’t know why all the callers are changing their questions. Really Andrew? I do. It’s Shannon and Tamra and Heather being cunts. Buy a damn vowel. No one believes you. You pissed on Kelly from the moment she sat down and then magically every single caller shit on Kelly and you had no clue. It’s shameful to do this to a woman on live TV.
The poll question was whose side are you on Vicki and Kelly or everyone else? 49% Kelly. Good enough for me. Because people are fucking idiots.
This has to be THE WORST WWHL EVER.