It’s time for Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen’s second favorite felon and the sister in law who she secretly hates. And vice versa. If the drinking word is “evil” we are all in trouble. Teresa is back with a brand new black sequined jumpsuit. It amazes me that fresh out of prison she has a stylist who got her an orange jumpsuit (she too dumb to pick up on that) and now a black jumpsuit for the show. No word on what coat she wore but I’m sure it was one she’s never worn before. Crime pays SO WELL these days and if you have to do an eleven month stint in prison, just write a book and get into shape doing yoga and you will still have a huge Bravo check when you get out. Melissa is in a white jumpsuit or white shirt and pants.
Teresa and Melissa both did a photo spread for Paper Magazine. Le sigh.
Joe Giudice has written a song for Teresa in prison and wants John Legend to sing it to her. Teresa just met John Legend and his wife Chrissy Teagan at the 20th anniversary of Mohegan Sun, an event that was lousy with housewives. John Legend will be back on WWHL soon so Andy will probably have him do it. Barf.
Andy asks about this new found relationship between Tre and Danielle Staub. He asks who reached out to who. Teresa says that Andy started it when they filmed the reunion. Welp, there is the confirmation we needed to be positive that she is coming back. Teresa says that she texted her and they talked about yoga and Teresa decided to meet her for a class or two. Andy asks if they are friends now and she says it’s just like they picked right back up where they left off. Andy points out that the was there when they left off and it was one of the scariest days of his life. That was the reunion where Teresa shoved Andy into his seat. She says it’s more like they were when the show started. Melissa says she wasn’t surprised. She felt it coming.
Jac tweeted that one on one conversations are more effective and repeated they were too afraid to speak to her alone. They both said that it was the way she went about it ordering everyone around that they were not having. Jac was barking orders.
They play a sneak peek of the reunion where Teresa accuses Jac and Caroline of tipping off the Feds. When someone asks why Jac is always crying when something is going on with Tre’s family, Tre says, “Exactly, why is she always crying? Maybe she is guilty of something.”
A caller asks if they feel like Siggy should pick a side. Melissa keeps answering because Tre really is not good at this. She says they talked about it and thought that she should but it was Jac who brought her onto the show (In imaginary Bravoland) so she felt some sort of attachment to her. They both think that Siggy has now “seen the light.” Well of course, since it looks like Jac is probably done with the show.
Please let them play games. It takes forever to recap when there are two housewives on. And they are not saying anything worth my time.
No one is allowed to say Teresa went to prison. Melissa says that she and Kathy had parted ways before Teresa went to…to where she went. She says things just got weird and she doesn’t know what happened.
Teresa says she will not be making up with Caroline. Melissa says she has no problems with Caroline. They don’t speak a lot. She loves the Manzo family. She clearly can’t say too much because Teresa hates Caroline and keeps interrupting to say that Caroline only talked to Melissa when it was good for her. Shut the fuck up, Teresa. Caroline is a saint and you are a felon. You would be wise to keep her name out of your mouth.
Melissa tries to deny that she fired the kid that worked at Envy because of what Kim D. said. Melissa and Kim D. hate each other.
Thank GAWD for a game. Well fuck it’s the best part of the show. They have three drag queens doing Lip Sync for Your Wife. First up is Alyssa Edwards who lip syncs to Tardy for the Party and does a full death drop into a split which has Andy utterly gleeful. Shangela does Kenya’s Gone With The Wind Fabulous. Hell why has this song not been on Drag Race? It’s perfect! Holy CRAP! Shangela is even better than Alyssa. She has a double wig reveal from braids to Kenya hair and does a death drop that was PERFECTION! Tattiana is up to do Money Can’t By You Class. She was great but no death drop. Andy whispers to the girls in a huddle. Who do you think? First or second. And because they are idiots they went with the first one, Alyssa Edwards.
Tatianna answers a question about Phi Phi not showing up for the reunion of RuPaul’s Drag Race this season. Tatitanna was very gracious and said she just didn’t feel comfortable coming on because of her issues with production.
Kim D. tweeted in that she “has watched Teresa discard a number of people it was only a matter of time before I was no longer of use. Her relationship with Melissa is as authentic as Melissa owning Envy. B.S.” If we have to have another season, get this woman a contract. Melissa just says, “Oh yeah, Okay!” and makes a face.
There was no poll. Apparently, you can’t trust the polling system. It’s a rigged system.