I’m particularly retarded tonight. As in I am slow, lagging behind mentally, and just a mess, so this recap will likely be retarded as well, as in delayed. If you are offended by this please stop by the commenting rules on your way out. Thanks.
It’s time to play pass the Emily again. I do not understand this, don’t men normally like the mentally ill blond? Why are they shunning Sierra? It’s like Spring Break for adults, crew. You are not picking a wife here. Furthermore, I don’t think anyone ON PLANET EARTH is buying this shitty Ben and Emily storyline. It’s Sofa King ridic.
And then there is my Captain. I love Captain Lee and have never much care for Kelley but this storyline is making him look like kind of a dick. And not in the good way. This is a decent deck crew. But whatevs. Captain Lee gives him a mild bitching out.
Ben, again with the Aunt Jemima? Dude. Just say no to high fructose corn syrup if you are going to pretend to be some sort of culinary god at sea. That said, I would totally eat that. yum. I get the feeling the newbies are not as keyed into storyline as the others. But please write to the companies that sell things with HFCS and tell them to stop. The reason we have it is because for some reason our government subsides corn farmers. Now you would think that the government helping our farmers would be a good thing. But no. I challenge you to go one month with no HFCS in you diet this will eliminate all fast food, and pretty much everything else that is not a one ingredient food. Ketchup? nope. Things you don’t even think have it. HAVE IT. Because of our government. This is why when you travel the world other food tastes weird. Even meat. The more you know #RAINBOW.
I have such itchy travelers feet tonight. Must renew passport.
Kyle tells shares about leaving home at 15 and making his own life. I kind of love him. I am so proud of him for being on this shit show. Unfortunately, Kate uses his stories to sick Sierra on him. NOE. Sierra is not good enough for Kyle.
I can’t with the fake Kelly, Ben, Emily storyline.
I don’t understand how production thinks this storyline is going to make us happy. Kyle and whatshername fishing? OTOH who knew a guy could look so unexpectedly attractive in hot pink? And why does he have a hot pink shirt? Not shockingly at all, Sierra is a bitch.
Emily is SO NOT Ben’s type. She’s just not with the ponytail on the back of her head.
Ben and Kyle bond over their love of sketchy bitches.
I hate this fake storyline, did I mention I am retarded? I really am, Head full of cotton. Not a good recapping day. Usually I try to play along with the storyline.
If I were on this cruise, I’d either go gay for Lauren, because how hot is she? Or go for Kyle. I don’t get how the guys overlook Lauren. She’s gorgeous. Even Captain Lee treats her like shit. I get he likes blonds but come on. LOOK AT HER.
We end with a sweet scene with the captain and the felon who can do no wrong enjoying some wine. There was pizza on the floor leading up to the crew mess. I’m sure that is something the captain of the boat on their off day checks out. PLEASE. And someone interrupts with the sandwich maker on fire. Seriously. Remember when this was a show?
I understand Ben’s French. That means it’s horrifically spoken with a foreign accent.
Captain Lee is in for a very rude awakening with Kate.
Watched with a friend tonight who’s been holding out on me. She used to be a yacht chef in her younger years and said she lasted 1 day with Captain Lee. She went on to say he was mocromanaging and other things but I stuck my fingers in my ears and sang the captain Lee is the stud of the seas song. I don’t want to know. I love my captain Lee who somehow seems to float just above the manipulations of production. He is practically perfect to me.
Wonder what’s hiding under that beard? I’ll wager he’s not much on tolerating a woman who vocalizes her own opinions (to him) very much. We can all agree they don’t call him “The Stud of the Sea” for nuthin.
I’m on the icky west coast, so haven’t seen it yet. Emily and Ben, entertaining but no. And cute/homely girls get guys too. Men sometimes get tired of raving lunatics.
You are showing off again with linguistics.
Did anyone watch the new trailer for this season on Below Deck ? In the clip it appears to show Kyle saying he CAME OUT to his Dad ! I really like Kyle & hope he is on my team but alas I think it’s just Bravo editing ( maybe referring to Kyle’s sibling or relative ) & not actually Kyle himself.
I think Kyle is firmly in the ‘loves pretty women with crazy eyes’ camp. He is kind of adorable though.
Watch wwhl because they play a preview which is more in depth. I was so confused afterwards until I rewound and watched again
I’m really hoping tt recaps wwhl just for the preview. Next week should be really good
He did.. it saw a preview somewhere in which he says the girl he is kind of seeing back home is transgender. He’s Bi it seems. I just love him. He seems really cool.
Best line is from Nico, stop staring at the moose knuckle.
Watching wwhl and andy is begging for a sexual harassment suit. That is all.
Agree 100%. How does the old lech get away with it? Creepy!
That my gut keep him from getting another tv job like the Today show or that stup Ripa show.
What I meant to say is that just might keep him from getting other tv jobs like the Today Show or that stupid Ripa show.
I had morning fingers….
How is Andy so offended by what Billy Bush and Dinald Trump say about women when Andy says what he says about women and men?
Yes!!!! Was thinking the same thing. I love Andy, but it makes me so uncomfortable when he is constantly objectifying the male guests. Can’t imagine how they feel.
Couldn’t agree more about Andy. His comments are crass and predatory. Kelly seems to enjoy it because he is a “twat” (Tamara, this word you use seems so fitting for Kelly). On the previews, it looks like Kelly loses his Position and Nico (sp?) steps in.
@ Dexter in comments below, love what you said. Pot meet kettle.
My favorite part of all this is the group dancing of Nico, Kelly and Lauren dancing like zombies.. I rewinded like 3 times..
Okay, now I have to watch wwhl. I usually don’t bother watching wonky eye.
Best thing about this Ep was the promo for Ladies of London at the end!
One question – what’a up with Kyle’s right foot – specifically, his big toe? When he was changing pants for his Sierra fishing gig, it looks like he’s not dealing with a full deck……in the toe department. I’m sure there is some interesting, circus-like back story to it.
Read Ben and Emily are still a couple. They have the same background so I can see the match. Sierra is game playing and drama, why guys stay away; plus she’s not all there. Kelley thinks muscles trumps all – not. Kyle is an interesting guy and Sierra did him wrong. Nico becoming promoted to bosun next week should be interesting. Lauren leaving that sandwich maker on was pretty bad. I’m not impressed with her at all.
Did anyone notice Kate looking exactly like Emily? She was pushing Emily on Ben and then somehow morphed into Emily’s twin.
I asked Emily if she was still with Ben on Twitter, and she said yes. His account also indicates they’re still together. I can see them having a lot in common, with their respective posh English boarding school backgrounds. Sierra’s definitely not worthy of Kyle. She was so rude on their date, especially since Kyle chartered that boat just for her! It was discussed on WWHL that Kyle came out as Bisexual, and the crew were pretty surprised. He even says his current “Missus” back in England (British street slang for girlfriend) is transgender.
Hopefully things are going well with Ben and Em.. great as for Kyle’s preferences. I could care less.To each their own. Do the job. Do it well. It seems he’s doing fine.
I don’t know if it’s just me, but this season I am so bored. I think I have it as background noise while I read posts and comments on other posts. Maybe it’s run it’s course, or I’m harder to entertain? Just my thoughts.
P.s. Kelly, saying you become a pornographic star when you get drunk to your crew, may be what Captain Lee was trying to say 🙂
“Go porn star”
Surely, Kelly must be aware that he totes way more water with the mens than he does the wimmen folk.
Boy, Sierra is easily offended. “How dare he ask me on a date?” …. “How dare he act so flirty when I’m on a date with him?” It’s exhausting.
Even the way she dealt with Kelly was all about calling him over to start drama, then getting mad when he obliged her.
Ben and Emily are still going strong. She has been his sous chef on some private dinner parties that he can be hired to do. They were in Dallas last weekend. I think they are good match and I can totally see them together. Very similar backgrounds.
I got the impression from next weeks peeks & WWHL tidbits, that Kyly is also either transgender or transexual. They showed him performing on stage in full regalia.
Kyle- weird and too short and skinny not to mention having a girlfriend back home makes you just as guilty as sierra.
Sierra- I like her she has a calming energy and is too good for Kyle in my opinion.
Kate is a mom to these folks but ass kissing capt lee. But I like kate.
Lauren I thought was gay at first but is a sweet and forgettable chick.
Niko boring
Kelly self absorbed
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I like how Kyle speaks his mind clearly and completely without wing disrespectful. As for S I would probably have ended the date early and damn sure told her I was passing on the dinner. She made it rudely clear she wasn’t interested, but she should have been clear from the start. Kyle should have taken the hint when he invited her on a date, she agreed, and rhe. Immediately tries to invite other people on their fishing date. I would have canceled eight there and then because it was clear at that point S wasn’t interested.
I completely agree Tamara, Lauren is hot and she’s a fellow Aussie like me so I may be biased btw… Great personality and easy going. What’s not to like ?
So sad you felt the need to use the term retarded, you just bring down people with learning disabilities. Unfortunely many of these people are capable of reading, including my daughter.
Please read the commenting rules. As a reading specialist who worked with many students with different learning styles, I don’t think of any of my students when I use the word retarded. It’s sad that you think of your daughter when I do. She deserves better. Your time spent word policing the Internet would be better spent with your daughter. If you did that you might realize that her teachers are assisting her by understanding her learning style and you could help with that too.We all have different ways of learning things. One is not necessarily better than the other. Everyone has obstacles to over come. You time would be best spent celebrating your daughter’s successes instead of labeling her retarded. Or you could wander the Internet making your true feelings about your daughter part of a post about a reality TV show. Quite frankly, it makes you look retarded.