In case you missed PART ONE THE BUS RIDE, you really need to read that first. Heather Dubrow got wasted, lost all her inhibitions and showed her true vile self on international TV. She was pure evil. We are now back on American soil. I wonder if they were allowed to fly first in that condition. They didn’t show the long flight home.
Shannon
Shannon points at us and says, “Vicki, if your intention was to be cruel, mission accomplished.” Shannon is of course clueless that it was her relentless attempts to set up Kelly that continued to backfire on her and cause this entire shit storm. It all started at her Mrs. Roper party where her husband got aggressive with Vicki, while she was throwing Kelly to the lions. Totally Shannon’s fault.
Tamra drops by Shannon at her new house where presumably David hasn’t screwed or hit anyone yet to trash Vicki. These two masterminds can’t figure out why Eddie and David don’t care what Vicki said. They tell each other that Vicki is “making things up” because Vicki “thinks” they went after her man all last season. They did. They did a full blown investigation about Brooks. But that was okay because they felt they were right about him. So if Eddie is on TMZ next week in a compromising position with a guy, or a woman comes forward to say they’ve had an affair for years, or the police reports on David’s criminal history get posted all over creation again, then Vicki should be absolved as well.
Kelly
When Kelly gets home she realizes how lucky she is to have Micheal. He listens to her and gives her great advice. He basically says to her that of all the horrible treatment she received over there, Vicki was the least horrible and perhaps she should talk to her and take some baby steps to repair that and go from there. I like Michael. That was not narcissistic advice at all. It was very compassionate and sympathetic. Hell, listening to Michael calmed me down!
Vicki
While everyone else has someone to take their side when get back home, Vicki has Brianna. Brianna instantly blames her mother for everything without any context and takes the other women’s side. This is why Brianna is really the biggest cunt on the show.
Meghan
Meghan and Kelly go to lunch. Meghan laughs with Kelly about Tamra saying she went home to use her 10x magnifying mirror to check her chin hair. Meghan gives Kelly great advice. Kelly says she is going to talk to Tamra. This was a very mature conversation. Just when I start to like Meghan, she rises above this entire cesspool and hightails it back to St. Louis. And no, I don’t think she has officially announced it yet, but she is building a nursery in St. Louis and I think she wants out of the sewer and to live a nice happy life with her new baby and Eddie’s good friend Jim in Missouri.
Kelly Talks to Vicki
Vicki sucks at trying to get herself out of the doghouse. She’s outright lying to Kelly everyone knows it. Especially us because once again, production rolls that beautiful bean footage. Vicki tries to say she told Kelly not to drink which is a step beyond supporting Kelly’s decision not to drink around the Cunt de Trois. When Vicki is the first one to try to literally pour liquor down the other girls throats. That’s like her thing, “You’re gonna whoop it up!, We’re in Ireland!”
Also notable in this conversation, she gets the puppet and puppet master metaphor correct. Except I’m not really sure who the pupper master was in the Cunt de Trois. Trois de Cunts? Le Trois Cunts? Whatever. Things ended with awkward one armed hug.
Vicki Talks to Tamra
Vicki calls Tamra on the phone. There will be no one armed hug after this conversation. Vicki tries right off the bat to blame it on the alcohol, but Tamra says right off the bat in a confessional that being drunk in Ireland doesn’t explain why Vicki told Kelly six months before the trip that Eddie is gay. Vicki seems to be angling for an invitation to film Shannon’s eating party for Tamra. Vicki says that she was not happy with the drunken brawl on the bus and she doesn’t condone that sort of behavior. Tamra was reclined at that point and literally sat up to blink. Vicki doesn’t like drunken brawls? Vicki has instigated every drunken brawl they’ve ever had. I know y’all are thinking, ” But Tamara, you like Vicki!” And yeah, I kind of do, but she is the instigator of the drunkenness and that is why Tamra was such a close ally. They both love to drink. Tamra has just been mostly sober for six months so she’s no longer a conspirator. Although she did drink a lot more than she told her spiritual adviser girlfriend. But hey, birthdays, sexual liaisons, drunken incidents don’t count on foreign soil. That’s always been my motto. But anyway, enough about me, Vicki is not handling this conversation well, she should have said what she meant, the gang up on Kelly was not cool. I don’t think Vicki is a malicious person. The Cunts de Trois? Absolutely black-heartedly evil. Vicki manages to Tamra to let her come to her competition.
Kelly Talks To Tamra
This recap is excruciating because there is so much specific dialogue to address. I’m brain dead and mixing up names and words again.
Kelly is a good apologizer. She says to Tamra, “So 100% I was wrong.” That is great when you are completely in the wrong but Kelly was not. She should apologize for saying what she did about Tamra’s parenting, even though it was completely accurate it was not nice. But as for the rest of the trip, she was the victim of a pack mentality out to get her. Tamra is going to do the Christian thing and forgive her. The Bible is big on forgiving other people for stuff, and doesn’t say nearly as much as asking other people for forgiveness; but she should be asking God for forgiveness of her sins against Kelly. Maybe she skipped that part. “Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us,” is sort of Christian 101. When I say Kelly is a good apologizer, I mean she says the right things and seems sincere. The problem with Kelly is she has to apologize so often and then after her good apology she says she didn’t mean it or that is not who she is. She meant it. It is who she is.
Tamra apologizes for pushing Kelly. She says she’s not a good drunk. These two are the same person. Tamra tells Kelly she should apologized to Shannon. Kelly says that Heather is not someone she wants to speak to ever again. Kelly promises to behave at the competition. Dear God, please let the competition be next.
Tamra Talks To Shannon
Tamra talks to Shannon about Vicki wanting to come to the eating party. Tamra wants to confront Vicki at the eating party with Shannon. Not sure what the plan is for Kelly.
The Competition
I sort of love Tamra’s trainer. I sort of wish she would come over and spout Christian proverbs to me every day. So, did you notice who was not mentioned once this entire recap? Heather. Heather probably didn’t leave her bed for days from the shame of it all. Heather knows full well she was exposed and made a total ass of herself. Her attempts to play it off have been laughable. But unfortunately, this is an all in cast filming so she has to slink in. Meghan points out that Heather knows how to make a grand entrance and pretend like nothing happened as she greets Meghan, Brianna and Vicki and Kelly and Michael for the first time since her psychotic break on the bus. Vicki’s boyfriend is also in attendance at filming. Shannon and David come in and don’t speak to anyone except Heather, and poor beleaguered Meghan. Then she sits down and starts taking millions of selfies with Heather. Kelly starts taking retaliatory selfies with Vicki. HA! I kind of love Kelly.
Look, I don’t care what you think of Tamra as a person. She’s 48 years old and she rocked that competition. She looked incredible. For that, I give her major props. Her competition was not even close. I was genuinely happy for Tamra. Shannon walks off when Vicki and Kelly show up on stage with flowers and congratulations. Heather literally blocks them from being about to take photos with Tamra while Heather stands next to her as if she were her trainer. I’m not sure where in the Bible it says to be gracious, but the Cunts de Trois were anything but.
And this is the part where I say… Next week, on the finale, things are even worse.
I finally saw a glimmer of happiness in David’s eyes when Tamra hit the stage in her bikini.
Bahahahaha
Ha! I saw that too!
This is the same guy that kissed Kelly on the lips at her beach party earlier in the season. I’m sure Shannon hasnt forgotten that little display.
He looks dirty and greasy 24/7
David was having thirty to forty sexual thoughts when he saw Tamra walk out on that stage. It was quickly spoiled when he glanced over at his wife.. What a lucky man Eddie is David thought to himself while Eddie placed his hand on David’s upper thigh.
LOL!!!
Ohhh Monica that was damn funny! Thought you’d never see that look on his checked-out face, did you?
Thanks for the recaps, TT!!! I couldn’t believe when Heather said that they already took a group picture & she wants a selfie with Tamra only! Why are Vicki & Kelly even trying, at this point? They need to give it up and go back to filming with each other! As you predicted, The Glamis Four popped-fizzled quickly! Thanks again for always having the tea steeped & piping hot, before events unfold!!! 🙂
This season may have lost me, I stopped Atlanta and New Jersey because I couldn’t take it. Not sure I have it in me. The reunion will piss me off just by how smug Tamra and Shannon were. Hate those bitches. Side note.. husband has been off since early august with his plant closing. He is driving me nuts because he has always worked swing shift so now he knows my guilty tv pleasure. He says the tag lines when they come on… picture a mill worker in jeans carharts, stocking cap and all standing there beer in hand resting the damn tag lines. Omg
Therealdeb-that has been my retirement life with my banker hubby wearing shorts, questionable saying t-shirts, socks with sandals and HW stuff spewing and doctor Phil quotes all said at the top of his lungs. Very comical
My hubby will watch American Horror Story, Little Women, Queen Sugar and Flipping Out with me but he draws the line at any Real Housewives shows. He will go into another room and watch something else. He says they are all cray cray. He may not be a Real Housewives fan but he’s a keeper too.
Omg you guys so funny, my husband calls it “Hooker Housewives”!!! LOL
My husband makes me wait until he’s home so he can watch housewives.
Your husband is a keeper!
Obviously our husbands are awesome
When “Hooker Housewives” is on my husband will leave the room or work on his laptop but I did get him to watch Vanderpump Rules twice and we made fun of Schwartz’s malaprops — he gets lots of words wrong. Hubby calls Bethenny Sprankle can’t stand her and hubby says they’re all crazy he doesn’t think Heather is pretty (I do) and he said the only one who could be perceived as possibly “hot” is Tamra! LOL it’s funny. I will say this — he was mildly impressed for about 2 seconds with Luanne’s life in her Before They Were Housewives documentary
What would Heather do if she caught her kids saying the things that she said on that awful bus ride? Because they will see it one day. I really want to know how she explains her behavior on the reunion. I would love to watch this episode with Jeff Lewis.
She would wag that finger in their faces like she does to everyone who disagrees with her
Yes! I would love it if Jeff came to WWHL for an occasional recap gig. Even better, have him purple pen the blogs TT style. Jeff has his faults but in my opinion he can be quite insightful.
She would wag her finger and say “No Colette cussing is only for when the television cameras are rolling you stupid fucking bitch.”
This is hilarious, Rated R, especially when I picture her all manic, in the night-vision bus edit!!! Then, she’ll gently stroke Terry’s cheek & clasp his face in her hand, saying, “Collette is so mean, I hope she didn’t ruin your day.”
I’ve said it before. If she waved her finger at me I would break it off
Haha! From the sound of it, Heather is giving me Dennis Hopper in “Blue Velvet” teas. I wouldn’t be too surprised. ?
What am I missing??? Heather forgave Kelli for the sushi smack down, but a person can only take so much. You talk shit about my friends and I’ll verbally beat your ass. They all have such lingering anger towards Vicki over Brooks and her scamming all of us with cancer, I totally understand snapping. Kelli has some low blows. Calling her trashy is just about accurate. She mocked Jews, called her a C, the list goes on and on. The verbal shit that comes out of Kelli’s mouth in almost every episode, it’s wrong. She’s hit below the belt and I’m sorry but has no one BUT herself to blame. And watching WWHL I see where TJ and Shannon are coming from, it didn’t appear to me that Shannon was any more culpable with getting Kelli drunk than Vicki a few days before by literally throwing shots down TJ throat. You can always decline. I’m still upset at being played by Vicki and I think the rest of the cast agrees.
I’m ready should I be placed in WLS for this.
I more or less agree with you, 80%. I just think they should have ignored Kelly instead. But if someone said the meanest thing they could to my best friend, I know I’d not want to have anything to do with them ever.
I agree with you too. On the bus, Heather just called Kelly trash, which she is, and told her to shut up. On WWHL, Tamra said Kelly said shit about Terry and Jim too, so I understand her reaction.
Vicki is a narcissistic lying scam artist and Kelly is a mean nasty drunk. Heather, Tamra and Shannon have their own faults but I’d take them over the other two any day.
Just because heather said it doesn’t make it true.
Tamra can’t keep her mouth shut about anything. She has always been a trouble maker. She loves to see the results. You can tell by watching her when shit hits the fan. Aprehintion
I think you misunderstood. Vicki spoke of Jim & Terry, not Kelly.
The difference between Kelly and the other women is that she says it to their face rather than behind their backs. Next you’ll be trying to defend Tamra for putting her hands on Kelly. Did Kelly put her hands on Heather after she made a mean comment about her daughter on the bus? I used to like Heather, but her behavior on this trip was absolutely deplorable.
Lisa J I agree with you 100%! I don’t understand defending Kelly or Vicki as if they were victims. I think the other 3 ladies had enough!
Drunkenness is not Heather’s friend. She wasted and she let her nastiest, sneeringest self show. If she put that finger in Kelly’s face one more time, Kelly may have snapped it. THAT I would love to see.
I basically agree with Lisa in that TJ, Shannon and Heather are the lesser of the evils and damn you Kelly and Vickie for making that so! I could not be around Kelly because who knows how she would randomly insult me or one of my friends and Vickie is just too much. I think Brianna is right: it is always about her. We all know people like that and it is so exhausting to be around someone lacking any self awareness.
I love. Brianna. She calls her mom out. Vicky thinks if she wears a big shirt that says peace and love that will show her innocence. I just can’t stand her any more
OMG… I am not alone! Heather has always been one to stick up for her friends/husband/etc. I’m the same way – insult me and whatever, go after my friends in front of me, and I’ll rip your fucking face off.
I’ve done the “see red” mad really only 2 times in my life. Once was about me, but the other was about my best friend. I threatened a teacher over that one. Actually I’m not sure I saw red – I think my vision blacked out for a second.
Sounds like you might have some anger management issues quite honestly. Putting your hands on someone else like Tamra did to Kelly is not okay, ever. Kelly should not have said what she did, but it really showed Tamra’s level of emotional maturity when she pushed her. Tamra should have been fired after she threw wine on Jeana. Maybe Tamra and David should get together. They seem to have a lot in common.
Did anyone else notice that Kelly quoted Talladega Nights?? If you’re not first you’re last. They even made fun of that saying in the movie. Too funny!
What was sad is after Kelly said that she said she always tells her daughter that. Nice message for a kid.
Seriously
Yup
What? In your post about that episode you said David wasn’t doing anything and Vicki got in his face first. Vicki came to David that was minding his own business and she was talking shit about Shannon to him and she stepped into his face first. If Shannon setup Kelly in that episode then Kelly setup Shannon w her mom-in law episode (that were both obliviously setup by production). Shannon didn’t deserve to have Vicki spew some shit and then Kelly use it to get back at Vicki.
Seriously Vicki telling these “secrets” was disgusting. And David while potentially violent is then a domestic abuser, she was in no danger. Kelly should have absolutely never said anything about Tamaras daughter, Davids alleged violent behavior, or Eddies sexual orientation. This is why they all hate her, it doesn’t make their behavior ok, but their bad behavior doesn’t absolve hers either. You can argue and call someone out for being awful without going as low and as irrelevant as possible
I am gonna take a swing at your comment like David took a swing at his wife. Fact: David is a convicted domestic abuser in the eyes of the law. Fact: Eddie has been the subject of his questionable sexual orientation. Fact: Tamra’s daughter doesn’t talk to Tamra because she is humiliated by her mothers behavior on national television. Stop sticking up for Shannon she is the most reprehensible and disgusting person on this show. Heather knew about the affair and told anyone who would listen about it.
You’re the only one that know whats going on. The truth!
Kelly doesn’t know Shannon’s MIL. How was it a setup?
Setup by production .,, instruction *go speak to old lady w the short hair* MIL bee-lined it for kelly as if she was instructed to do so, just like those ladies were instructed to speak to Shannon
Yes indeed. It is obvious and tiresome, too.
Oh. Ok.
Watching that poor woman be ambushed on the bus made me feel so sorry for Kelly. Watching this whole thing has been a major throwback to dealing with conniving bitches in high school. Why are these bitches acting like they’re still in high school? Meghan is a rockstar. I have a lot of Empathy for Kelly. Vikki is a strange mess and I hate how incapable of introspection she is and I love her daughter and I also love how much she loves her daughter so I’m feeling kind to her this week. Heather is dirt. Tamra I guess is ok glad she won and I hope she’s reunited with her daughter, she could be less of an evil bitch though. She’s not a smart evil bitch like heather, but her conduct is still garbage. Go home Shannon. You’re not an enjoyable evil bitch. You’re not even good at it.
I don’t know why people are always apologizing who are not wrong. It’s maddening. I think Tamra looks awful. She looks great about 10 pounds heavier and a whole lot softer, but I imagine I’m like her husband, Eddie, in this equation in that it doesn’t really matter either way because I’m not going to be turned on by her.
I realize that shock value draws attention but there is never a valid or invalid reason to use the C word. It’s crass and uncalled for.
The word is CUNT. Use it or shut the fuck up about it, Shelia. Perhaps you should have read the commenting rules before posting.
Love your work TT you’re hilarious!
When you’re done clutching your pearls try putting them in your satchel, then pull them out one at a time.
Her cuntsatchel, I presume.
I really like this blog and read daily but why when someone has a difference of opinion with you are you so mean? We all get it’s your blog and we are reading but dang. It’s every time ?
Hmmm… If someone came my place and inappropriately tried to police my speech with some sense of social authority that they don’t actually have, when I’ve already established a code of conduct, I would call them on it and then proceed as usual. That’s different from being mean.
That’s true. The way I read it was shelia was talking about Kelly saying it not TT. Maybe I just read it wrong this time.
Are you kidding me. She IS a cunt. Shannon and Heather are truly deserving of that title. Perhaps you would be better suited on a bible blog.
Oh Sheila! ?
CUNT is a magnificent word. Cunt. Cunt. Cunt. It really rolls off the tongue, doesn’t it? An alternative you might like better is GASH. It doesn’t have the same eloquence, but perhaps suits your sensibilities better. Lol!
I really hate how the trio behaved but I’m not willing to call them evil just yet. I can see how filming with Kelly all season and her shitty behavior, copious amounts of alcohol, and meddling production could lead to unusual circumstances and terrible behavior. I will refrain on deeming them evil until after the reunion and if rewatching and reflecting allows them to see how wrong they were.
Also I’m sorry but if Shannon is in an abusive relationship (I think she is David is truly the worst) then Vicki should want to help her, not be gossiping about it and laughing about it behind her back. Shannon is in a really fucked up place.
If I remember correctly, didn’t Heather nod and go along with Vicki when Vicki discussed David and his mistresses at the spa day ? She never defended or argue that.
They are all bore at this point. OC needs a rehaul or cancelled. There is not one persons “storyline” that is of interest.
Yes! Heather confirmed it! That’s what I thought!
Vicki got the ball rolling & Heather ran with it, Smitters! By the end of the scene, Heather was the one dishing & Vicki nodding along – hahaha!!! Thanks for the reminder 🙂
I believe vicky about David, Maybe not about Eddie being gay but he cheats.Tamara didn’t look good to me last night.I really don’t like Hrather she’s bossy,and fake. Hate shannon, these three really needs to be fired
I can’t be the only person that thinks Vicki is one the most disgusting people on reality TV. At the Mrs Roper party she was no way in danger by David Beador, she got on HIS face and started spouting rubbish about his wife. If you know that someone is a wife beater why would you go and tell them about said wife to make her look bad? I would actually love if they replaced vicki with Briana. So over Vicki. I still don’t like Kelly. No matter how much of the victim role she wants to play.
You’re not alone – Vickie is a horrible person, a narcissistic mother and a crappy friend. Any woman who puts a scumbag man before her children, is garbage. Her kids have contempt for her and I don’t blame them. She cheated on Don with Brooks which makes my skin crawl, repeats confidential information to anyone who will listen and makes every situation about her. At some point in a child’s life, they see their parents for what they truly are. They love Vickie but they don’t respect her.
I agree. My mom has NPD and sometimes I can barely watch Vickie because she behaves so similar. Growing up with that is painful and difficult because no matter how much you love someone like that you can always count on them betraying you if hurting you will make them feel better about themselves. Insecure, vindictive, and duplicitous all day long.
I agree Ktina. Some posters feel Breanna,should just respect Vickie for being her mother, and so not tell it like it is. That would be doing neither one of them any favors. Vickie needs to be held accountable and not sweep things under the rug, and her daughter has to not just shove it down and deny how she feels. I respect Breanna more for her honesty, and frankly Vickie doesn’t deserve blanket loyalty and respect. She hasnt earned that Her daughter has to blow off some steam to deal with her mom’s ways.
@Janet While I feel that what you’re saying is valid in a real-life, private family situation, it’s maybe not a good idea for a TV situation. I’m no Vicki fan. Uh uh! But Brianna is NOT going to fix any problem she has with her mother by addressing it on TV, or being buddy-buddy with her mother’s sworn frenemy.
On top of that, the only thing that would truly liberate Brianna regarding the toxic relationship she has with Vicki, especially if Vicki has NPD, is to effectively divorce herself from her mother. That means NOT accepting gifts of any kind. Especially if they’re backhanded gifts that she has to pay a note on, if that’s true. And including the gift of Brianna having a Bravo contract.
Not taking Vicki’s gifts or enjoying the benefits of being a TV personality’s mother, and living her life on her own terms funded only by the fruits of her and her husband’s labor, would be the most mature, sensible and courageous thing that Brianna could do. THAT would also be the most respectful thing to do, both for her mother and for herself.
Brianna’s honesty is targeted and is accompanied by ulterior motives. Again, I’m not a Vicki supporter. Cancer-gate was truly despicable. But maybe the apple truly doesn’t fall far from the tree. If Brianna is humoring her mother, while secretly despising her and/or working against her, so she can benefit from Vicki’s success, that makes her a slimy, conniving coward. Kind of like the other bitches on this show.
What gifts are you talking about? A house loan? A car loan aren’t gifts?
What benefits for being a bravo-lebrity? I didn’t see Brianna go on a trip or hit up a red carpet?
She literally has no real motives to suck up to her mom, Brianna has been just as Franki Vicki as she’s always been.
Frank w **
Minky,
Regarding Briiana, your comment is spot on. She needs to make every penny on her own, pay for her own home & childcare, medical expenses for her own family, etc. Otherwise, she should STFU. (At least on TV) Infuriates me. Don’t condone Vicki’s stuff either, but she has spoiled her daughter sooo much & that’s the thanks she gets? So what if she attaches strings to the money? Briana is an adult. Nothing in life is free. And… it bugs me that NO ONE, including Briana, has given Vicki an ounce of compassion since she lost her mother. Losing a parent can make all of us a little off.
PREACH! Briana is the biggest cunt on this show and you’re right calling your mother out on national TV & siding with her enemies is definetlly not the same as enabling Vicki. Briana is an ungrateful brat who is guilty of using her mother just like Brooks! What kid do you know whose mother could have possibly been paralyzed or died in a dune buggy wreck tell a camera “oh my mom exaggerates a lot but I’m the one who was really really sick!” Briana is an ungrateful bratty bitch who lives to tear her Mother down 4 the cameras. No other HW kid does that. (Pandora!)
I think Vicki knew of David’s history and tried to incite him to violence. She was right in his face. She would have loved it if he grabbed her or pushed her. Although I am loathe to admit it, I agree with Tamra that Vicki resented the other HWs for not “pretending” Brooks had cancer, and committed to the idea of making the other men look just as bad as Brooks this season. “Confiding in Kelly” is an oxymoron.
Tamara, I have a question for you. You say that the other HWs had no business exposing Brooks last season. But if you were a HW, how would you have dealt with the situation in order to avoid becoming complicit in the lie?
I totally think Vickie wanted to provoke David. She would have so loved getting slugged to make someone else be the bad guy to redeem herself. She has no room to talk . Its not only men who are abusive and apparently she likes em like that, she couldnt let go of Brooks and treated her nice husband like crap. Personally, I think Vickie likes other couples breaking up, because she’s jealous. I do think Eddie was right about Vickie wishing she was Tamra. Vickie wants to be the trophy wife or the one everyone’s eyes are riveted on, and that’s never really been the case, unless she gets drunk and loud and acts a fool.
Nope – I concur – and I love that Briana calls her out!
Oh, good idea. I would love to see Brianna replace Vicky.
“To live a nice happy life with her new baby and Eddie’s good friend Jim in Missouri “.. The window SHADE fell off the wall and hit my phone. TT…?
Too funny!
IKR!? LMAO!!!
Kelly’s commentary in regards to fake, pretentious Heather “I don’t subscribe to that bull****” was everything! Kelly has her issues for sure but she is the real deal in a bunch of phony OC b*****es and for that she is awesome!
Nooo she’s retarded. 5min later she whined about how they were ignoring her and excluding her lol.. she can’t make up her mind.
Exactly…there were really only 2 choices, say hi quickly and move on OR ignore. She seemed to dislike both. If it were me, I most likely would have said hello and then moved on quickly like Heather did. After a violent fight, I do not see what other options there were….Brianna was right….later on stage she and Vicki complained they were being spoken to.
Again, pardon the interruption; are you Briannatozer16??? Your choice of words and syntax so reminds me of her!!!
Omg yes Miguel.. do you want to send me some fan mail? ?
Nuh-uh, no way, no how!!! Won’t interrupt anymore – just curious, carry on!!!
Until she gets drunk
The look on Michael’s face when Kelly was sluring on about the puppet and the masters was priceless. It was the same, “Jesus Christ! I am married to a fucking moron!” look that Nick Lachey gave to Jessica Simpson when she was yammering on about chicken and tuna.
Brianna was right to call Vicki out about her crap. Vicki is disgusting.
Yes the look on Micheal’s face said it all. He actually cringed
Are you secretly Kelly’s publicist or something? I mean even if they had this grand plan to get Kelly drunk at the dinner – no one can force anyone else to get drunk. If you’re in that situation and you know u are a crazy drunk, just don’t drink! To say that they were forcing her to get wasted and lose grip with reality is laughable. If she’s that easily influenced to drink shots after what went down she needs to make an immediate call to Kim Richards for advice.
Now the true cunt of this situation is Vicki. First she takes very personal information given in confidence (Shannon’s deal… Allegedly), and pure gossip (Tamara and Eddie) and obviously repeated it back to Kelly and worse than that held it over Shannons head promising to let it out if Shannon kept being mean (Awww ?). Then when Vicki got back from the trip she talked to everyone about what a success the trip was…? Her minimization of things is incredible and her lack of ability to see when she is wrong and own up is exhausting.
Did you watch the show? Kelly didn’t drink a thing other than a sip of the Baileys drink at the Farm out of courtesy to the company sponsoring that portion of the trip.
That 3am bus brawl would never have happened had they all just stuck to drinking Bailey’s Irish Cream. Who goes all the way to Ireland and orders tequila? Shannon has made previous disguised racial digs in my opinion at Kelly before. There was the comment about living down the street from Kelly and how Shannon knows where to go to get a cup of tequila. What is Shannon trying to imply that Kelly should drink tequila because she is Mexican?
Nooo Shannon hasn’t …
Vicki was only gossiping with her only ally at the time–Kelly. Vicki knew Kelly would not keep quiet and was gleefully awaiting the revelations she shared. The rumors have life and it wasn’t Vicki who started them. Shannon and Tamra know that. They just lie and lie and lie.
Would you offer cigarettes to someone trying to quit smoking or donuts to someone on a diet and then keep asking after they said no? When someone politely declines an offer, normal people respect their decision and move on. My ex used to pull the same stunt with me when I was on a diet and then pout like a baby when I refused to eat a piece of greasy pizza. It’s called sabotage.
I did not like Meghan last year, but this year have been impressed with her. And all of the shills for SHT can trash Kelly and Vickie all they want, but that will never excuse their behavior. You can’t slam Kelly and then justify the same behavior in SHT. It’s, you know, hypocritical.
Well Meghan can never be forgiven for what she did last season. Jim is smart for moving his wife back to St Louis because come season 12 the allegations will be about Jim’s sexuality and if he is a wife abuser or cheater.
This episode make me feel ill. These women are beyond salvation. Andy, I hope your minions read top blogs like this one and get a sense how people feel.
A Real Clockwork Orange effect. Andy should watch, over and over, until he is just as repulsed as Alex. His casts carrion feeders can’t get enough of themselves. Vodka is the preferred complement to their usual fare.
Somewhere in this bus scene it reminded me of a rumor discussed here from 1-2 seasons ago. I think it was brought up on the reunion show or something. But at that crazy dinner Tamra had to celebrate Cut Fit opening, when that gal married to Jim (?) got screamed at / kicked out by Tamra, didn’t Heather reportedly run up to production and immediately offer a friend of hers to replace that Housewife? Isn’t this kind of her MO, to insert herself at inappropriate moments, only this time it was caught on camera and aired on the show?
And there is no defending Tamra’s meddling but I will say when I’ve been off grain / bread, etc, when you drink it has a WILDLY different impact on my brain. The smallest amount of alcohol creates such an intensely weird and overwhelming buzz.
I don’t like Vicki at all and I believe she and Brianna have a dysfunctional relationship but IMO Brianna should not be selling her mother out like she has on national television,consigning the other women. Yeah, some folks need to be called out for their behavior but I find it distasteful for Brianna to do this publicly. There’s nothing wrong with her expressing empathy for the other women but she takes it to a higher level and to me that feels wrong. And whether Vicki provides for her with strings attached or not, Brianna can always so no, but she doesn’t. She willingly takes whatever Vicki has to offer.
ITA
To add to your post I think Brianna is a very ungrateful brat many people on here praising her for calling out Vicky which I sort of agree with but in general she just annoys the crap out of me and she really needs to get her health in check starting with a little self-control
Not one of those women knows how to be a good friend, maybe Meghan is the exception. If that bus had stopped on the road on the way to the airport, they’d be pushing each other out the door.This show was supposed to show us the glamour of living the high life, with lovely homes, fabulous clothes, trips, jewelry, and parties. Instead we get over done plastic surgery, McMansions, really bad theme parties, no casseroles, and mean drunks.
Brianna’s mom is a narcissist. If you’ve ever had one in your life, you’d know that Brianna is being kind to Vicki. She maintains a relationship with her but doesn’t accept her shit. If that means calling her mom out on TV, so be it.
I think an ambulance should be called because some of them are having a psychotic break.
So why does Brianna put up with the shit? If all of those gifts are really burdens, then why doesn’t she reject them?
She’s not sucking up to her mom. She’s doing the opposite of sucking up, and making herself look like a damn fool in the process.
And there are plenty of benefits to being a Bravo-lebrity. The pay itself is a big one, and should be enough to shut Brianna’s mouth. Tamra, the walking, talking, shit-stirring, back-stabbing, flask of hooch sure as hell didn’t get Brianna that Bravo contract.
Aaaaaaaargh!!! The above was in response to Brianna. How it ended up down here I’ll never know.
Lol so if something isn’t a gift it’s a burden? No, it’s called parenting. Vicki hasn’t gifted Brianna anything. It was a loan from one adult to another. I would love to see how much she makes as a child of a housewife lol, there’s absolutely nothing wrong with Brianna calling Vicki out on her shit. Brianna has been the voice of reason for Vicki ever since she was a teen.
^^^THIS^^^
Don’t know why my comment ended up here. Was agreeing 100% with MINKY’S comment.
Brianna and Michael have been kids growing up with several “Dads”.Vicki has had a lot of men in their lives. Vick left Don for the liar Brooks. There is a fine line between love and hate. in any relationship. Vick has been trying to buy their love for years…It doesn’t work. Maybe Brianna is more like her mom than she knows.. Take what they loan or give you and then live your own life.
When you profess to love your kids and then change husbands or lovers like underwear..respect is lost. Just saying….
Did anyone catch what Heather said in the preview of next week? Vicki was walking away and Heather muttered something, I rewound three or four times and just couldn’t get it, first two because the darling man partner kept talking, he has no appreciation of the Bravo world. Ta.
I think Heather said to Vicky “Stop! You’re not going anywhere!”
I realized Heather looks like the Disney Animated Snow White wicked queen/witch. Don’t take any apples from her. Go ahead. A little fireball won’t hurt you.
So now apparently Kelly made comments about Terry and Jim too, yet they weren’t shown, wonder if this is Heather trying to cover her arse after her behaviour, or if there are more stories out there….?
Heather has always been a bully. It was clear to me from the way she treated and bullied (YES bullied) Alexis.
I never understood why people didn’t recognize that for what it was. at the end of the day all of Heather’s money will not buy her true inner happiness I tend to think she’s quite a miserable person inside
Yes I forgot about that! They were very cruel to alexis too
I related to Kelly at first because honestly I have a very similar husband but as time progressed I simply could not defend her anymore she really needs some deep therapy. counseling works it did for me and my husband. Sorry but we both laughed about the Eddie business my husband from day 1 has been wondering when he will come out of the closet. He’s very successful, good looking, & grounded. why would he take on such a hot mess like Tamra including all that baggage she brings?? We’re thanking free publicity & a career in reality TV he can always dump T & shoot for the stars something like Ryan Seacrest maybe
Is anyone else creeped out by Heathers lips kind of reminds me of the cheshire cat in Alice in Wonderland
I always thought her lips reminded me of the Joker but see Cheshire Cat as well. It’s the pointy upper lip “peaks”.
Why invite people to a party and then ignore/be nasty to them?
Tamra insisted on vicki coming and then carried on like a bitchy schoolgirl when she arrived.
Tamra and heather are absolute bitches. It’s mind blowing that Shannon has hooked up with those two and is doing to Kelly & vicki exactly the same thing that heather & Tamra did to her. I just don’t understand that.
And just because you sleep with or are married to a surgeon does not give you a medical degree
Heather has delusions of grandeur and she is out of line diagnosing someone of having a psychotic break. What do we have a psychotic break each season? Totally ridiculous.
Wonder if terry is embarrassed watching this ugly display from his wife