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The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Namastay Away From Me!

October 23, 2016 by tamaratattles 86 Comments

(Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo)
(Photo by: Tommy Garcia/Bravo)

Today is Teresa and Joe’s 17th wedding anniversary and Teresa’s Instagram has at least two arrangements “sent by Joe” amongst the photo of her mother in a fur and a gold watch and Gabriella’s 12th birthday party.

But on this episode, Melissa and Joe stop by the house that crime built with tons of Chinese food to feed the family. They have not gotten an email yet from Joe because he’s only been gone a day. Milania is on the largest ATV in the stable and going buck wild full speed all over the property.

Dolores is having a housewarming party and they all have concerns about Jacqueline and Teresa being at the same event. It’s just a day or so after Joe went to prison for being a criminal charged with 41 felonies.  I checked to see if this was the finale, because Jaqueline refused to tape the final all cast meeting.  The finale is next week and the title is And Then There Were Four.  I can’t remember if Jac showed up for the reunion or if she officially quit.

 

RHONJ Dolores on Teresa

 

Dolores’ Housewarming Party

This must be a huge scene because we are already starting with the party. Jac is sick and has lost most of her voice. She is wearing a black T-Shirt that says Namast’ay Away. Kim D is also there. Siggy posted a dress that Kim D “styled her in on Instagram recently and it was really pretty.  Dolores’ whole family is there including her grandmother. She’s 102 years old and this might kill her.

Teresa calls to cancel on Melissa as they are on the way to pick her up. They play the clip of Jac calling out Melissa’s four nose jobs and it looks to me like she has had another one since this was filmed or else there is a lot Instagram filtering and contouring going on.  Teresa says that Joe is calling tonight and she needs to be there with the girls.

When Melissa arrives she points to Jac and Kim D and says, “I can see the whole troublemaker crew is here…” Joe Gorga is being nice to everyone and Rich Wakile is being his usual rude, crude self.  Jac isn’t feeling well and says she is going to go lay down in the car. Chris wants to talk to Joe.  I don’t know why the guys all have to have their own scenes this season other than they must have their own contracts and requirements.  Since there were only five women this season, it seems they gave all three husbands, “friends contracts.”   These two are told to talk about the issue in Vermont between their wives. Joe says that Jac went buck wild on Melissa.  Chris must be delusional, because he denied that happened. They roll the beautiful bean footage. The guys end their conversations with a decision to try to get their wives to reconcile. Chris has to go because Melissa is laying on the horn like a poorly raised teen coming to pick up his date.

RHONJ Milania funny Tre not

Teresa

Teresa and Milania had a scene where they cleaned out the garage that was already clean. I suppose it was supposed to be heartwarming. Milania’s lines the whole show are basically, “No one will replace my Daddy.”

Later, Teresa Giudice, New York Times Bestselling author of cookbooks attempts to make breakfast. Milania is better at breakfast. No one wanted Teresa’s egg sangwich. The littlest one was thrilled with her plate of bacon.

Siggy

Siggy took her mother out to a hair salon and for lunch. It was exactly as boring as it sounds.

Jacqueline

Jac is sick again. She really does seem sick. She is not going to Dolores’ gym event or Melissa’s Envy event.

Dolores 

For Dolores’s Lady’s night event, she has Siggy speak and sell copies of her latest book.  Teresa teaches a yoga class. Because everybody knows that taking prison yoga for eleven months makes you qualified to teach yoga.

Not really my store....allegedly...
Not really my store….allegedly…

Melissa’s Fashion Show

There is a lot of drama just getting ready for the fashion show. This will apparently be the finale for this year. Thank God. This is yet another franchise that needs to be cancelled. Jac is not speaking to Dolores because she was too sick to come to her gym event and she feels like Dolores made it look like she just didn’t show up. Jac is telling everyone that the reason she didn’t come has to do with her not being on the publicity flyer that Siggy and Teresa were on. Dolores is confused about the whole thing, and so am I.  Dolores had some sort of falling out on the phone with Jac where Dolores’ of all people said, “Fuck you!” to Jacqueline.

Dolores is off the Jacqueline train. This means that we get confessional time with new girl Siggy to once again explain the group dynamic to us.

Next Week: WE FINALLY HAVE THE FINALE.  Melissa muddles through the fashion show. Teresa and her future husband discuss putting the house that crime built up for sale.  The problem with that plan is that there was only  about $100K in equity last we checked and the mortgage is way upside down. That is why the bank didn’t just take it already.

Eventually, they did film a finale with everyone, and Jac and Teresa exchange um, pleasantries.  Now if you will excuse me, I’m going to lay down for a bit with some Anthony Bourdain.  He’s taking me to Great Britain tonight.  Sorry this is so boring.  I’ll let y’all add the spice in comments.

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  1. LoveJones says

    October 23, 2016 at 9:39 pm

    This season was a bust and they need to go back to the drawing board and figure out a new formula because it was all over the place. I love Siggy Flicker but she doesn’t fit and in every scene I feel like she’s giving advice and it comes off as she’s just there as a therapist for the women. Danielle and Robyn would definitely spice things up.

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  2. Theresa says

    October 23, 2016 at 9:42 pm

    Thanks for suffering for those of us that can’t bear to listen/watch these fools anymore!

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  3. Jody says

    October 23, 2016 at 9:44 pm

    Theresa is unconscious. Never takes responsibility. Lives in a constant state of denial. Jacqueline is a beautiful soul.

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    • Teecee says

      October 24, 2016 at 10:32 am

      Unconscious?

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      • BRANDI says

        October 24, 2016 at 11:12 am

        Teepee you’re back, good to see you posting again we missed your comments

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      • T D says

        October 24, 2016 at 10:52 pm

        How was the buffalo hunt?

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    • Jujue says

      October 26, 2016 at 7:04 am

      Jacqueline=beautiful soul? Maybe psychotic soul.

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    • BRAVO LOVER says

      October 27, 2016 at 3:10 pm

      Jacqueline may be a beautiful soul, but anyone who claims to care for her or be a fan needs to advise her she may have a mood disorder requiring medication (Siggy??). Jacqueline can be a spokesperson in that arena and help to eliminate the stigma of mental health disorders.

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      • tamaratattles says

        October 27, 2016 at 4:14 pm

        How do we eliminate random people on the Internet (RPoTI) making diagnoses of other’s mental health (PMH)?

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  4. Minky says

    October 23, 2016 at 9:47 pm

    TT’s recaps tell you everything you need to know. If TT, of all people, can’t figure out a way to make an episode sound jazzier, well then forget it. This whole show needs to be put out to pasture. It sounds like the cure for insomnia.

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    • Misha11 says

      October 23, 2016 at 10:57 pm

      No! It will ruin the pasture! Just dump it on the New Jersey Turnpike!

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      • Sue says

        October 24, 2016 at 9:30 am

        I’m from NJ so I should probably be offended, but this comment made me truly LOL! 🙂

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  5. Spaghetti Kitten says

    October 23, 2016 at 9:52 pm

    The editing kind of ruined this Season. I have to think whatever was on the cutting room floor would be better than this hodgepodge that made very little sense. I wouldnt mind if they cut Melissa and Joe, keep Dolores and Siggy and add back Danielle.

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  6. Patricia says

    October 23, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    The house that crime bought is a monstrosity. You could not give it to me for free. It hurts my eyes.

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  7. Patricia says

    October 23, 2016 at 10:07 pm

    The house that crime bought is a monstrosity. You could not give it to me for free. It hurts my eyes.

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  8. MARC says

    October 23, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    I would love it if Jacq quit. Bring Danielle back. Did Jacq attend the reunion ? Any tea ?

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  9. Tee Tee says

    October 23, 2016 at 10:37 pm

    Bravo should brin Danielle back as a friend of Jacqueline, that would really piss Teresa off. I’d tune in every week for that!

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    • Auntie Velvet says

      October 24, 2016 at 1:41 am

      Teresa and Danielle just hung out together, so that probably wouldn’t work.

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  10. Bridgett says

    October 23, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    I appreciate a man that will stand up for his woman, but Chris ends up looking as delusional as Jac.
    Teresa “teaching” yoga is an insult; I’m happy for anyone that finds a passion and yoga is for everyone, but c’mon…this is too much.
    Last week and this week Milania has broken my heart, at this point I’m only half watching this farce in order to see those poor girls. Their parents did them dirty; committing all those felonies, being away from kids for 11mos, Teresa pretending like they didn’t know she was in the big house, not accepting the blame, and now Joe being gone for 41mo…those girls deserve better. Hopefully they don’t start acting out.
    Siggy is still like nails on a chalkboard. No one wants to hear your constant opinion/ advice.
    I like Dolores, she is finally starting to find a voice.
    Melissa is more tolerable this season.
    Kathy and Rosie come across as thirsty, which is a shame because they seemed likable in seasons past.

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    • Matzah60 says

      October 24, 2016 at 11:40 am

      Teresa is getting certified in yoga. I used to do yoga, but since my right knee replacement, I can’t kneel on that knee. It is actually very calming and I think it has become a compulsion of Teresa’s to deal with her anxiety. Although she hasn’t taken responsibility for her crimes, I do think she is fully aware of the impact that her time and Joe’s time in prison is having on the girls. Joe seems aware that he is a criminal, but his only remorse is that it takes him away from his girls. It’s interesting to me that around 3,episodes earlier, Teresa talked about Joe going to prison. Yes, she said the word prison.

      Maybe 11 months is inadequate for Teresa’s crimes, but almost a year away from her girls has got to be psychologically difficult. I don’t believe she is as zen as she keeps on professing. I am also sure her lawyer told that no matter how big her salary is on the show, she will not be able to save the house. Any money she gets from the sale will go back to the banks who have liens on it.

      I know Melanie acts up, but her four kids are pretty good considering all that they’ve been through. I do get the feeling that Gia is done with her mother and father. She is clearly angry at both parents and rightfully so. She has pictures of herself and a new boyfriend posted on social media. She is only 15, but she seems older because of the responsibilities she had to bear while Teresa was in prison.

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  11. toni hill (@lulilu124) says

    October 23, 2016 at 10:55 pm

    Good grief, must Siggy be the center of attention at every event, even those in Delores’ house and gym? And must she shriek at the top of her lungs every time she opens her mouth? She is a horror, embarrassing her children every chance she gets. I wish she would just go away.

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    • Bridgett says

      October 23, 2016 at 10:58 pm

      Thank you, I feel exactly the same. So loud and her advice is not insightful.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      October 24, 2016 at 1:07 pm

      She is the worst. Andy probably loves her.

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    • Blondesense says

      October 24, 2016 at 3:50 pm

      Thank you! She obsessively makes everything about herself like a petulant teenager.

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    • Cheryl B. says

      October 24, 2016 at 8:21 pm

      You are so right!! My thoughts exactly, it’s like jeez, go away!! 🙂

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    • Matzah60 says

      October 25, 2016 at 3:11 pm

      I think Siggy sees herself as the next Oprah. Her unwanted suggestions in her talking heads are all cliche remarks. She does not sound intelligent. Her imbd says she majored in communication. I did not see anything that said she had a psychology degree and her highest degree is a BA. Nothing wrong with that, but her background doesn’t qualify her to psychoanalyze anyone and everyone. Kathie Lee Gifford said she was a real “relationship expert” and since then, she has adopted this title, minus the qualifications.

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      • Cheryl B. says

        October 25, 2016 at 3:27 pm

        I never ever would go to her for any kind of advice especially pay for it !

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  12. lillybeth53 says

    October 23, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    First of all, I have to acknowledge your best line tonight TT ……”The house that crime built”…Bwahahhahaha! #Perfect

    It really makes me mad that one Bravo Felon can send those very expensive flowers so that the other Bravo Felon can brag about them on the internet to show us how crime still pays off?
    Yes it’s cute that it’s their anniversary, & they are still together after all this CRIME ..whoops I mean TIME…. but Pleassssse They both stole a lot of money, They LIED about it & other things again & again & they only paid back a teeny tiny bit of it…( allegedly for my own protection) So stop showing it off! It majorly bugs paycheck to paycheck people like me…lol

    Here’s something else I noticed tonight..Meliessa’s first tweet just before the show started…….telling us the show will start soon & we can see the beginning of “insert her store name here” (as she does in every tweet & I’m not plugging it) fashion show. Not a mention of how her sister-in-law & nieces are doing since Joe just left the day before.#Hmmmm… Remember them Melissa… The family you love so much & that are so important to you …unless it interferes with your store I guess? So I asked her in a tweet why she didn’t mention them?..No response..#Sigh Go Figure

    I truly believe Gia is fed up with this reality shit show although Teresa keeps shoving it down their throats. She looked angry & like she was forced to do that scene with her mom at breakfast. I love love love Milania! That little one needs her own show someday! Gabriella is smart as she keeps hiding from the cameras & thank goodness Audriana is too young to understand. #BlessThem I do give Teresa credit for how much she loves those girls. I hope they can forgive her for lying to them so much ( when they find out the truth & they will) I don’t think Joe lied to them, he just didn’t tell them much of anything & he’s not as naive as Teresa. He knows they know what the internet is.

    Thanks goodness this season is almost over, I don’t know how they can ever fix this franchise. My opinion..Siggy & Dolores did nothing for this season. & Jac..I have nothing to say except > #GirlBye & take your daughter with you! It would be fun though to make up taglines for those who do come back next season..What do you think TT? A blog dedicated to making up taglines for the housewives that they should have!…lol

    Thx again TT… XO

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    • Erica says

      October 23, 2016 at 11:48 pm

      I am guessing that she does very limited tweets about someone else’s children – even if they are her nieces. I think that is smart, frankly, especially when it comes to anything remotely regarding Joe’s incarceration.

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    • MARC says

      October 24, 2016 at 12:04 am

      The taglines they should have sounds fun. We could all use some laughter after putting up with this season of Rhonj.

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  13. spunky2015 says

    October 23, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Chris Laurita looked like a fool in tonight’s show. He must get sick of babysitting Jacqueline. Milania racing around with little Audriana on the back of that ATV was a nail biter. Teresa, take the dam keys away you moron, or better yet sell it. Can you afford medical bills at this point!

    Dislike Ziggy. Another obviously thirsty person who only wants to fix things to keep her puss on TV.

    Glad Dolores told Jac to F-off. Wish they had shown that conversation.

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    • MARC says

      October 24, 2016 at 12:07 am

      Agree. Jacq really needs to be called out on her petty behavior.

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  14. Cherry Bomb says

    October 23, 2016 at 11:59 pm

    I hated Danielle. She was the worst housewife evah! So I hope she never comes back. Everything about that narcissistic delusional bitch was annoying. Ok done with the Danielle rant. There are two things that totally bug me about this season, 1. The editing. I have no idea what’s going on or what came first because Melissa’s ever changing hair length and hair color… I’m just so confused. And 2. Siggy’s smug smart – ass entitled jerk of a son. Even if she stays on for the next season I’m hoping he’s away at college (real college, not prison ) Everything else about the season was just a train wreck. Glad it’s almost ovah.

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    • lillybeth53 says

      October 24, 2016 at 1:02 am

      True……Melissa could never admit to her nose job or 3 but she could at least comment on the multiple hair changes we have seen this season. One change was in an earlier episode She was at the store before commercial …long hair..after commercial…short hair talking to Joe.I thought she would surely respond to the many tweets about it.

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  15. GeneralPsi says

    October 24, 2016 at 12:05 am

    Did anyone else rewind the part where Tre was scrubbing the top of the chest freezer in the garage while she cleaned it with Milania? The way her booty shakes in those yoga pants was some fantastic editing! What a nice butt! I’m an ass guy like Joe and I’ll actually feel a little bad for him if he gets served divorce papers while he’s locked up.

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  16. RitaSMay says

    October 24, 2016 at 12:10 am

    You are killing me, her future husband… the rosy red cheeked lawyer?

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 24, 2016 at 12:25 am

      Yes. He probably sent the flowers.

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      • Suzanne says

        October 24, 2016 at 6:08 pm

        I am sure you are 100% correct regarding the lawyer being the one sending the flowers. I highly doubt that Joe’s Commissary list includes beautiful floral displays to be personally delivered outside of the jail LOL He doesn’t have Internet access, so he couldn’t have access to any floral.com websites. I am also pretty sure that the lawyer was the one who sent Gia all of her gifts which were supposedly from her mother on that three-part special.

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  17. Good day says

    October 24, 2016 at 12:20 am

    I used to like this show during the four seasons but now it’s like Hiroshima after the nuke dropped.

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  18. Rach says

    October 24, 2016 at 1:04 am

    Jacs constant searching for a storyline is nauseating. Bringing up drama from 2011 and now attempting to start petty drama with Delores. Wish she wasn’t on this season. She’s completely ruined it for me.

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  19. Lisa j says

    October 24, 2016 at 1:39 am

    Stealing a line from the walking dead tonight, that sucked balls. Prediction: Felon Tre will get a spin off after one more pitiful season of rotating cast member torture, where she will find the hidden tapes of Juicy and his goomahs, she will marry the lawyer, the kids will implode and the second coming of Christ will begin.
    This season made zero sense, there was great potential but it just never materialized. I could care less about a fake store named Envy, a remodeled kitchen or talking about your 17 year old son coming out of your cookie and breastfeeding him. Jacqueline fell apart once again in front of our eyes and her bunch doesn’t have what it takes to be the next Manzo’ed. Disappointing. Bring on the screaming crying lying and denying reunion already where Andy coddles his star and let’s call it a day!

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  20. Erica says

    October 24, 2016 at 1:42 am

    I hope Jac watched the scenes with Milania, and when Melissa and Joe came over. I’ve usually been a Team Jaq person… but THAT is why her trying to dig up shit that happened years ago and was FINALLY laid to rest. So those girls have access to their cousins and their aunt and uncle. Especially Milania having access to her Zio Joe. A lot of this shit is scripted/plotted out – but that little girl isn’t that good of an actress.

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    • TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsYoya says

      October 24, 2016 at 1:13 pm

      I agree. Who gives a fuck if Teresa and Melissa are being “authentic”. At least the two of them are capable of putting their differences aside for the children and the rest of their family, unlike Jaqueline. This is why I can’t stand her.

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      • Matzah60 says

        October 25, 2016 at 11:12 am

        Ditto!!

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  21. roxmissmist says

    October 24, 2016 at 4:11 am

    The Walking Dead were on tonight and I am sure that Bravo RHoNJ have lost a lot of viewers
    This season has been the worst ever teresa will never change teresa still has her few fans left they can have her I am officially done with this boring group of people and Jac is suppose to forgive Teresa and move on Teresa has mind Screwed her Jac brought Teresa onto the show ?
    I never thought Teresa would come back so arrogant thinking she could just write people she has screwed over without them wanting a face to face with her on or off camera Teresa has been avoiding people in the name of her wanting peace

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  22. Onawin says

    October 24, 2016 at 7:11 am

    We all know the type of work the men do, but is it that Chris does? He is always home. Will somebody please explain.

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  23. RHofND says

    October 24, 2016 at 7:47 am

    Question posed to the LIVING 102 year old: “How many wars have you lived through?” Answer: “All of them”.
    Best line ever since “Who is buried in Grant’s tomb?”

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  24. Lolita says

    October 24, 2016 at 9:18 am

    Great recap. If my memory serves me, doesn’t Jac quit before the season ends EVERY DAMN SEASON. I think I recall her not showing up for at least 2 reunions. I think this franchise is done. Beyond boring

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  25. Teecee says

    October 24, 2016 at 10:41 am

    MIlania’s cute has worn off. Now she I said just an awkward little fire plug with the beginning of acne. She should have been punished to the furthest degree for taking that thing out. And these idiots….did paying for furniture deliveries with cash and then having the IRS show up not teach you a thing? I’m pretty sure that kid driving that thing is illegal. Even on private property. If nothing else, child protective services should show up to take the kids away from that big heap of no parenting. Did no one else imagine those poor little crumpled bodies after a small stick in their path flips them over?? Oh but have a nice discussion with her. REASON with the little monster. Great idea.

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    • Matzah60 says

      October 24, 2016 at 12:04 pm

      I believe that production gave Joe cash to give to the furniture guys. What got the attention of the IRS is when Joe and Teresa filed for bankruptcy. They had to produce, I believe, 5 years of tax returns. Joe never filed taxes for something like ten years prior to the bankruptcy. That is why the IRS got involved. Had the Guidice’s not filed for bankruptcy, none of this would have come to the attention of the IRS. They screwed themselves.

      I would not like to see these kids under child protective services. I would remove that four wheeler from the property. Teresa feeds, clothes, sends the kids to school, and cares for her four children. Melanie is a handful and it’s only going to get worse before it gets better, if indeed it does improve.

      Some kids are more difficult than others. They are wired like that and when they are born and little babies, they are just very difficult to handle. Look at Laurie Peterson’s son, Josh. She has three children and for whatever reason, Josh has had around ten run-ins with the law. Laurie left the RHOC to get him help, but sometimes no matter how much a mother tries, sometimes that child can’t be helped. Josh has a huge drug problem and seems incapable of kicking the habit despite many visits to rehab. It’s heartbreaking.

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      • tamaratattles says

        October 24, 2016 at 4:29 pm

        Jesus Christ, now it was PRODUCTION who gave them the cash? SMH. Criminals don’t put their money in the bank, they….oh nevermind.

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      • Matzah60 says

        October 25, 2016 at 10:24 am

        Sorry, Tamara. I don’t mean to say that production gave them the money, but that production instructed them to use cash. Either way, it was a dumb thing to write. I was just pointing out that the incident didn’t seal their fate.

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      • teecee66 says

        October 25, 2016 at 8:13 pm

        Dear god. Milania is not wired to be a brat. She is ENCOURAGED to act like that. When a kid steals something she knows is dangerous and acts recklessly, you do NOT reason with it. Wtf are you blathering about? That gross woman with the criminal kid left because she was fired. But…I’m glad you are so close to all of these people that you know the real stories. And I’m even more glad that you have set me straight in on the many many things I was wrong about. You’re so wise and knowledgeable.

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      • Matzah60 says

        October 26, 2016 at 3:58 pm

        @TeeCee, I never said she was wired to be a brat. Children are born with a certain disposition and personality. Some kids start out in life a bit more difficult than others.

        Nowhere did I say I was “close” to any of these people. These are my opinions based on my observations. I made comments about kids in general.

        I read the news and learned how they ended up being investigated. I was simply telling you that it wasn’t because of Joe paying for the furniture with cash. I wasn’t trying to school you as you state.

        I always apologize if I inadvertently hurt someone’s feelings, but nothing I wrote was aggressive, mean, or meant as an attack. On the other hand, most of your comments directed at others are caustic, aggressive, and often mean. Believe me, I won’t ever respond to anything you write here and I hope you won’t respond to mine either.

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    • lillybeth53 says

      October 24, 2016 at 12:34 pm

      Milania is just like her dad,she has no fear & unfortunately doesn’t know the difference between right & wrong…..which may not have a happy ending ( I hope I’m wrong). Even if the child protective services have showed up there is NO WAY that Teresa would tweet an update to put our minds at ease & stop us from worrying about that little girl, because that would mean she would have to admit she was WRONG about something…..#NeverGoingToHappen

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      • teecee66 says

        October 25, 2016 at 8:19 pm

        Um…what? You need your mind put at ease? You must be a close friend.

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    • Ktina says

      October 24, 2016 at 3:40 pm

      She’s now ventured into brat territory and I can’t see anyone thinking this kid’s behavior is cute except for her parents. What is Teresa thinking? She said she’s old school Italian but an old school Italian would have beaten that child within an inch of her life.

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      • PeachyKeen says

        October 24, 2016 at 3:55 pm

        My neighbors were Siciliian and when the kids were bad.. Mom’s shoe came off and she was running after them.

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    • Jujue says

      October 26, 2016 at 7:15 am

      Teresa definitely has a hard time saying no to those girls, especially Milania. She hesitates too much and isn’t definitive in her responses. They know they can mostly do whatever.

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  26. Jrleaguer says

    October 24, 2016 at 10:45 am

    Teresa’s girls break my heart. The one that worries me the most is Gabriella. That poor child looks like she is wearing the weight of the world on her shoulders and internalizing everything.

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  27. GillianFirst says

    October 24, 2016 at 11:41 am

    “She’s 102 years old and this might kill her” made me Lol.

    I think they should come back with the same cast as season 1. Melissa and Siggy/Delorous (together they make 1 person) could be Friends Of.

    Personally, I would love it if someone threw Dana Wilkie back in any cast. I think she’s in jail?… Sooo probably New Jersey

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  28. CupcakeScholar says

    October 24, 2016 at 12:13 pm

    I liked Joe Gorga going outside to talk to Melania. Maybe he ultimately told her to get off the RTV and to go back into the house but it was edited out. Melania seems to listen and respect her uncle and he is stepping up to the plate to support his nieces. He can’t just come in regulating everything all at once. Baby steps…

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  29. cjbomb says

    October 24, 2016 at 1:14 pm

    As a yoga teacher and practitioner for the last 15 years the thought of the least self-aware human being on the PLANET being an energy worker is horrifying to me.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 24, 2016 at 4:36 pm

      CJ, there was a photo of Teresa, her former nemesis, Danielle Staub and two random goofballs floating around the net a week or so ago. I decided NOT to post it because I was afraid you would have a coronary and I really like your Project Runway recaps and need you to be healthy and alive. It was… odd.

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    • teecee66 says

      October 25, 2016 at 8:31 pm

      Is being judgemental a requirement of yoga teachers and practitioners, or is it just an added bonus in this case.

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  30. PeachyKeen says

    October 24, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    Tre hasn’t done anything without a ghost writer..She must have a ghost yoga instructing her on the sly to get certified.. This whole show is disgusting.

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  31. Johnny says

    October 24, 2016 at 1:46 pm

    I’ve thought for a while that Teresa is a horrible mother (simply because what mother-of-four allows her greed to take her away from her kids for so long?), but last night’s episode was the first time Bravo have laid it out quite so obviously.

    Those children actually appear to detest her. That’s more than just headstrong, stroppy teen behavior from Gia – she didn’t even want Teresa to touch her, and she threw her under the bus repeatedly when she said “I don’t know why you’re doing this”. The clear inference was “you’re only playing mother of the year because the cameras are here, and I ain’t buying it.”

    I’m not sure we’ve seen Teresa use and manipulate her own children for the sake of the cameras to quite that extent before (asking questions designed to make her girls talk about their devastation in front of millions of strangers felt like a deeper low than anything we saw in Season 6). It was sick, and it made me feel sick. It was grubby, sleazy, dirty, and one of the lowest things Teresa has pulled. I was so repulsed.

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    • Lisa says

      October 24, 2016 at 4:53 pm

      I agree don’t watch Jersey anymore but I feel like I need to take a long hot shower just reading TT’s recaps and comments on the felons.

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  32. BamaBelle says

    October 24, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    I liked the scene with Joe/Milania regarding the ATV He doesn’t often show his softer side, even with his own kids.
    As others have said, Jac needs to step out of the Gorga/Guidice family stuff. I have a sister in law that I cannot stand and vice versa, however when my brother got into some law enforcement troubles of his own (pillbilly problems) we pulled together for the sake of their children. We tolerate each other, have vastly different views on stuff; but put that aside when family troubles arise much like Teresa and Melissa have.

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    • Erica says

      October 24, 2016 at 2:17 pm

      Joe Gorga handled Milania brilliantly. That fragile little girl would NOT have responded well to his putting his foot down – instead he reasonably explained why she needed to be more careful, that they weren’t forbidding it completely, and asking her to think how her father would feel if she or her sister were hurt. Then reinforced that he was a phone call away.

      All you saying that CPS should have been called – ha! You’ve never made a call before have you?

      If it is illegal for someone her age to drive an ATV, that would have been a police matter not a CPS matter. I doubt it is illegal.

      CPS would do nothing – the only reason they MIGHT send a social worker out is because the parents are felons. But even then – probably not. Those kids are well fed, well sheltered, and generally not neglected in the legal sense at all (Some may argue whether it was willing or not, their parents have abandoned them by going to prison).

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      • misery chick says

        October 24, 2016 at 4:01 pm

        “that fragile little girl” observation has me tearing up. No matter how tough and strong she wants to appear, she really IS just a little girl ?

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      • Matzah60 says

        October 25, 2016 at 11:04 am

        Totally agree, Erica. I’ve called child services in the past for kids I’ve taught in school. One kid was brutally beaten. Separating all the kids would be just another low blow for these kids. It is unlikely that they’d be removed and if they were, even more unlikely one household would be willing or able to house all four kids together. I do think Gia will leave after she is 18 and probably move in with a boyfriend to escape her mother. I would love to see her go to college and break the paradigm in that household, but I just don’t see it happening.

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  33. PeachyKeen says

    October 24, 2016 at 3:38 pm

    Nothing with happen with CPS. Private property.. Not smart..but not against the law to drive ATV’s.
    It could be worse acting out. but not yet and hopefully never. Hope Gia emancipates herself.and gets away from this reality show junk.. Won’t happen..I don’t see a lot of work ethic instilled on these kids. Maybe “uncle Joe Gorga” will end up saving them.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 24, 2016 at 4:56 pm

      All-terrain vehicle (ATV) or Dirt Bikes
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      Operator must be at least 14 years old
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      Use the ATV or Dirt Bike for off-road use only
      If you are under 18 years old, you must enroll in the ATV Safety Institute course to operate an ATV, if you are operating a dirtbike you must enroll in the safety course provided by dirtbikeschool.com to obtain a safety certificate*. For information on fees and duration of the course, please check their website or call (800) 887-2887
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      Individuals cannot sell more powerful ATVs or Dirt Bikes to anyone under 16 years of age

      Milania was barely 11 when this was filmed. The little crash test dummy on the back was barely 6. If they died the parents, or the criminal that is not currently incarcerated and possibly any adult on the property who did not intervene could be tried for negligent homicide.

      But other than that, they are doing a swell job at parenting. The kids have a big house, Milania has learned to feed herself and her siblings by age six or seven, and they are on TV and YouTube and other social media. So by today’s standard’s they are doing great.

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      • PeachyKeen says

        October 24, 2016 at 6:19 pm

        Mea culpa…

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  34. Margaret Shepard says

    October 24, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    I tape this travesty so I only see the kids. Love her or hate her, Melissa is a very good parent. Her children are well- behaved. My favorite part of the episode was Melissa grabbing the phone away from Milan. She had grabbed Teresa’s phone and Teresa had her usual ( what you gonna do attitude and Melissa showed her how to parent. I was half amused by Milania in the garage and half heartbroken. She really IS Joe jr.

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    • teecee66 says

      October 25, 2016 at 8:42 pm

      You know she is a “very good” parent because you see 30 second snippets that are filmed during a few months of the year. Pretty much scripted snippets. You must be psychic. Set me up with this week’s powerball numbers?

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  35. Margaret Shepard says

    October 24, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    Now where can I get a Namaste away from me shirt? Only worthwhile part of Jac’s appearance.

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    • tamaratattles says

      October 24, 2016 at 6:05 pm

      Well, today Jac says that she is making and selling the shirts. However they have been around only for ages. There is an Etsy store named Wicked that sells them and lots of other Etsy stores. There are all sorts of variations. Namast’ay In Bed, Namast’ay home with my dog, Namaste all day… millions of choices.

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      • Cheryl B. says

        October 24, 2016 at 8:32 pm

        Shocker!! More fraud 🙂

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  36. Margaret Shepard says

    October 24, 2016 at 7:12 pm

    LOL did not know that. No way I am lining Jac’s pockets.

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  37. DalaiMama says

    October 24, 2016 at 7:17 pm

    Milania can no doubt be trying, but at the end of the day I like her moxie. She is scrubbing the bejeezus out of that garage – channeling some of that energy into getting things done – it’s impressive! And in the brief shot of her sleeping, the single slender silver strand running from mouth to chin – sleep-drooling is the great equalizer. As my ex SIL used to say, “We’ve all done it. You’ve done it. You have.”

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  38. tess (@SpaghettiKitten) says

    October 24, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    Wasn’t Chris more pathetically enabling than usual when walking up the drive to the housewarming asking/advising Jac not to drink? Just caught that on the replay.

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  39. BeetsWhy says

    October 24, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    Just loved their messy garage, I had my small one car smi detached garage torn down and replaced about five years ago. Took me about two years to get it right full all over again!

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  40. iloveearlgrey says

    October 25, 2016 at 1:23 am

    Jac is a psycho. I want to adopt Teresa’s kids. How the hell did Melissa and Joe become my favorites???

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  41. BRAVO LOVER says

    October 27, 2016 at 3:28 pm

    Imho, I’d rather see Theresa (T) and Melissa (M) getting along even if they never did before. It’s called growth. Jacqueline ( J ) appears to have a mood disorder and may even be diagnosed as having borderline personality disorder given the nature of her relationships. I also think she may be unknowingly depressed (angry) about Nicholas being autistic (may God bless him always). I really hope someone talks to J. Siggy WAS right when she said it’s a heartbreaking situation, especially for the children, the innocent victims!

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