There are two types of people who read my recaps on TamaraTattles. One group is folks who have never read my commenting rules and think that I am interested in their critique of my spelling and punctuation. The va st majority of you though are always a bit impressed with how fast I get them up. The way that I am able to do that is to spend as much time as I can preparing for “the race.” With all websites that cover current events, there is a bit of a race to get things up first. When it comes to serious issues like a death or a legal matter or who is going to be the new housewife next season, I take my time and worry about being right. But when it comes to recaps, I quickly discovered that being first is far more important than having the most clever, well-written recap out there. You guys want to talk about the show the second it is over. So I am constantly racing the clock to get it up there as soon as I can.
So today, I have been getting my photos ready for tonight. I have a friend on Twitter who spontaneously started DMing me official photos for each of the Bravo shows and that helps a lot. When I have time I start looking for other photos to use as well. The past couple of days, the RHOOC have been posting photos of the cow milking scenes. So today I have been deciding which ones to include.
The photo at the top of this post came from Tamra’s Instagram. She has done the social media friendship kiss of death. She has cut Vicki out of the photo! This is serious y’all. Tamra is so furious at Vicki that we may never recover.
Even Shannon didn’t cut Vicki out of her Instagram post. And it’s the same picture.
Tamra, Shannon and Heather both say basically the same thing. On tonight’s episode, first these four go to milk cows, and then at dinner “things get ugly.”
Things GET ugly? The last episode should have been called, Ugly Americans. Almost all of them were drunk off their butts, Heather called Kelly a racist, Shannon was dressed as a leprechaun, Vicki was screaming “Nice, ass!” at river dancers, Tamra got physical at an upscale department store resulting in all of their drunk asses getting kicked out and Kelly was disparaging Tamra’s parenting. What is left? How much worse could it possibly get?
Well, Kelly calls Shannon a drunk. Pot. Kettle. Someone exposes her udders at the dinner table. Any guesses on that one? Shannon “forces” Kelly to do tequila shots with her. Frankly, I can’t imagine how much uglier it can get.
So the other preparations I take before recapping a show is having the proper beverages on hand. Thanks to the heads up from the RHOOC, I’m going to go rob a liquor store now. I’ll see you guys tonight. You all should plan accordingly.