We’re back and it’s the first day for the new guy and he appears to have dislocated his shoulder climb up on the critter free pool. Lauren crawls out to him and pops it right back in and it’s like it never happened. Apparently this happens to him a lot. Which is weird. On the other hand I sprain my ankles a couple of times a year. So maybe not.
I think this is the charter were all the girls have been drinking like fish ever since they came on board. It’s a one day charter and they want to get their money’s worth I reckon. The girls tipped over in the raft near a reef and the real crew member pulls around to pick them up. I’m really not sure exactly what happened it looks like the guy almost ran over them with boat and then one girl cut herself up on the reef trying to get out of the way. Then Captain Lee tries to contact all of the stews and apparently none of them are near a radio. Then he has to show Sierra how to make painkillers. Because first she tried to hand him a handful of aspirin. She can’t really be this dumb can she? This is an act right?
Next Captain tries radio Kelley but he isn’t near his radio either. The Captain is pissed off by all of these things. He’s super peeved with the deck crew even though Nico jumped in and pretty much saved the lives of the two girls.
Kate is constantly texting Ro and doing confessionals about how great she is and how everyone who knows her loves her. Ben and Kate suddenly seem to fight more, the more she texts Ro. Seriously, I think Ben and the Captain are both crankier than usual. Now the Captain is…well….salty about the salty windows. Kelley picks this golden moment in time to point out that the Captain favors Kate. He thinks the Captain is terrified of Kate. That’s bullshit. He just really likes her better than anyone else on the boat. It’s been this way since day one. This is not the time to bring it up. There is actually never a time to bring it up. Lauren had to pull up anchor while the Captain watched. It didn’t go well. Is all of this deckhand nonsense manufactured? This seems like the best crew they’ve had on any season. On the other hand we have one stew who doesn’t know how to make drinks at all, not even a cup of coffee. And chief stew has been texting literally nonstop since she got on board.
The quick charter is over. They got 15K for one day. The next day, they have a full day off at a resort. Ro has told Kate should could not come, but is going to surprise her. She will be spending the day at the resort with the crew. I don’t believe this whole Ben is jealous storyline. Not a bit. I am buying this Scrub Island promotional placement though. It seems really nice.
Kelly thinks he is making inroads with Emily, but she is a bit put off by he overly physical moves. Kyle has his eyes on Sierra, but he hasn’t been around her long enough to know how kooky she is. I honestly don’t think it will bother Kyle at all. I think Nico and Kelley are the only two men on the globe that don’t overlook dumb and crazy when it comes to blond bimbos. After the commercial, we return to Kyle and Sierra arguing about Jesus feeding the multitudes with a few fish and a couple of loaves of bread.
And somehow, that is the whole show. That went by fast and after nearly killing two of the guests, nothing really happened.