The housewives are heading out on their big cast trip tomorrow. I know where they are going… Should I tell you? Here is Porsha with the first clue… Here is Porsha getting some free swimwear. It looks fantastic on Twitter but…
Will it look like this on the show with no Instagram filters?
Guess where the ladies are going. I’ll answer 20 YES OR NO questions tonight…. and maybe I will spill…
GO!
Congrats to Khrissy who guessed correctly in the first comment! The ladies are headed to Maui tomorrow (er…today!) Are you excited? Or are you bummed they are not going internationally? The scoop is … someone didn’t have a passport. I’ll let you guess who…
Hawaii?
Actually, Khrissy WON! and got it in one question. The RHOA are going to Maui in the morning! Great job Khrissy!
Yassss. Lucky guess on my part. 🙂
Tell her what she’s won Bob! Great job Krissy!
Brazil
Brazil?
Please tell me it’s outside the United States.
Is it bigger than a breadbox?
YES! It is bigger than a bread box, that’s one!
Brazil, Africa
What is the name of the closest ocean? That should narrow it down.
You do not know how to play 20 questions!
Kids today. They don’t know how to play 20 questions… so sad.
My bad. The teacher has called me out for not reading and comprehending every word. This is not a new problem for me…lol
Cuba? Wouldn’t that be something…
Will the Housewives need their passports?
Is their destination an island?
No, they will not. That’s TWO!
Yes! That’s four!
Do the natives speak English?
Yes(ish) Thanks Three!
Bermuda
Puerto Rico?
No that is 11!
Is the destination a US Territory?
Is it in South America?
Do the natives speak portuguese?
No and No that is five and six!
HAWAII? YAASSS
NeNe’s back yard !!!!!!
lol
Are the majority of the residents bi lingual
Puerto Rico?
Noe. THat is seven.
Key West?
Noe that is EIGHT!
On second thought your Yes(ish) answer for “Do they speak English” makes me think maybe Virgin Islands.
Is it Miami?
You wish! No that is ten!
My first thought was that Porsha didn’t have a passport, but perhaps it’s Sheree? One can be obtained in about a week in DC, so is that really the reason for a US destination trip or something else?
Maybe Porsha’s finally being investigated by the feds and isn’t allowed to leave the country? Wishful thinking? Haha!
Porsha’s look in the running-on-the-beach photo reminds me of “Mambo Man” with John Leguizamo. “Guacamole hips and Arroz con pollo thighs.” ?
Shit! I meant, maybe Phaedra is being investigated by the feds. Those two have basically become the same person in my mind now. Argh!
Omg I legitimately thought there was a wiener dog in the bottom corner of that bikini picture until I realized it was the distorted reflection of her thighs.
Porsha’s body actually doesn’t look photoshopped here. However her free bikini is bleeding all over her skin. And that mirror behind her leg is looking a little carnival.
Do you need a passport to go to Hawaii? I’ve never been, but it’s still in the USA?
It’s a state. The 50th state, possibly part of the origin of “Hawaii 5-0”.
We’ve summered there for years – so curious where they’re going!! We just rent a condo (much cheaper, bigger and has a kitchen) – I’m sure they’ll be in a large hotel – probably in Kaanapali or Wailea. Can’t wait till it airs!
It’s the most beautiful of the Islands – I’m fairly certain the picture above is taken in South Maui and the mountain in the picture is in West Maui.
I think Kawaii is the most beautiful !!
It’s definitely very beautiful too! We stay in a place where there aren’t a lot of people – that’s partly (mostly) why I love it.
Dunno if I’ll make it next summer – it’s a crazy time but I’m scheming and planning so I can take my son back. It’s our one constant.
I am in Wailea right now, so I sure hope they are in Kanapali!
Aaah! You lucky duck! That sounds like a lovely vacay.
Do let us know if you see any RHOA fuckery. Maybe they’ll have a fracas at a luau, or Bob and Peter will put on grass skirts and coconut bras and do the hula?
Minky
If they are in Wailea and I knew what resort they are at I would totally go do some reconnaissance. I have been searching their instagrams for clues and all I have found is that Kandi and Todd got kicked of The Hawaiin Airlines flight because Kandi started a fracas which she denies.??
They all have passports since they all went to Jamaica, but Kandi. However, Kandi went to South Africa. Perhaps sombody’s passport expired…
Shereé
My baby boo Lena better be on this cast trip and I was gonna say Marlo but she’s been in and out the country all year so I have no clue about who’s passport.
sorry, Lena is not going.
?
Shereé must be the one sans passport.
I’m guessing it’s Phaedra who can’t get a passport. Hmmmm?
What I’m really wondering is why NeNe didn’t get a peach.
And why Porsha did. And it looks like Bobs cameo in Jamaica won him some camera time too. This season looks like it’s going to be AHMAU. (A hot mess as usual)
Let me correct that, I’m guessing it’s Phaedra that may have been told not to leave the country…
True. Are the feds looking at her? I just guessed Shereé can’t leave bc she’s always in the midst of pending litigation, lol.
I can see Porsha not understanding that passports need to be renewed.
“BUT I GOT ONE ONCE ALREADY! THIS IS SO UNFAIR NOBODY TOLD ME ITS ALL THEIR FAULT!!! WAAAA, WAAAAA!!!!
*kicks someone from production, lies on floor like toddler kicking and screaming*
LOL!! True. Or she’d blame her sister/assistant for not renewing it bc the sister was too busy with her baby.
And then gets coddled and comforted.
I love Maui! Yay! I spent 3 months on Oahu and only two weeks on Maui but Maui is my favorite!
Never been to Maui, but Hawaii is fabulous.
The black sand beaches are amazing. And they have the best coffee, too. (Kona)
Don’t forget the Maui wowie.
They all went to Jamaica last season so maybe a passport expired? I’m guessing Porsha. Kenya and Cynthia both travel outside of USA regularly. If Marlo is included she was here in London not too long ago. Kandi was in Mexico a few months ago. Or maybe the new girl? Ooh I’m stuck
Isn’t t there a popular island right there in Georgia? I’m pretty sure there is. We all know how cheap Bravo is getting with the cast trips Lol.
Porsha was in Dominican Republic but I think ms Whitfield didn’t have hers lol
Just curious, why does any U.S. Citizen require a passport for Hawaii, last time I checked it was a State…you can fly within all US States and Territories with a photo ID. So. Unless one of them is not a US Citizen it doesn’t matter.
You might not have understand…they are travelling to Hawaii in the USA because one of the castmembers did not have a valid passport, negating the possibility of international travel. Last I hear you could still walk or rush a passport renewal through in regional passport offices.
Good God! “Might not have understood!”
Just to clear this up….I DEFINITELY misunderstood. LOL
Only thing left is Maui.
CornBreadFed = HoeCake. She is what she eats.
Haha, good one TD!
F*ck, I’m in Kauai for my honeymoon and headed to Maui tomorrow. Where are they staying, any idea? I hope I don’t run into them (it’s a big island so unlikely) but if I do I will make sure to send you any scoop! My husband hates the housewives shows, lol, it’ll be funny to tell him mwahaha
My guess is a resort on the east side of Island.. No doubt they will do a Haleakula bike trip.. They will be far from Kalpalua and Kanepali Beach…