Just when the poop show that was Real Housewives of Dallas was but a distant, vexing memory, a bizarre Twitter war brings it all back. I’d been ignoring rumors that the series that began with poop on a hat and ended with pooping in a basket had the potential to be renewed for a second season. The first season ended with Leeanne Locken threatening to gut Marie Reyes like a fish and Marie returning home to get a restraining order because Leeanne would not stop texting her threats, The show barely hit a million followers the first night and never did again. And yet, the shit is hitting the fan again and it’s all about who will and won’t be on season two.
Pretty much the only person I found amusing on the show was Marie. She was the last one in a string of ladies that Leeanne took because Marie knew where all of Leeanne’s bodies were buried. And yesterday, Marie dug up a few of them. Marie has a blog and on that blog she mentioned a meeting that she had with Rich Bye, the owner of Goodbye Pictures and Producer of the Real Housewives of Dallas, The two met because he wanted her back RHOD season two. Because apparently, they really are going to shoot another season.
Marie mentioned that she didn’t exactly have the best experience the first time with the death threats and restraining orders and tag team insults from Leeanne and Tiffany. She mentioned to him that Leeanne had a history of violence with knives and she really would not be comfortable being around that again.
I told him I would not be participating because I felt like he, Goodbye Pictures, along with NBC Universal, and Bravo, didn’t care about my safety or the safety of the other cast members last season. Their collective failure to have an assistant producer spend the night in Stephanie Hollman and Brandi Redmond’s lake house with the cast members or at a minimum provide on-site cameras or security for the cast members, was outrageous and intentionally willful, and at worst, grossly negligent.
Marie also mentioned that potential new housewives are being told not to worry about Leeanne Locken’s violent behavior because…… I bet you can see this coming….. Leeanne has gone to Bravo Anger Management. I have no idea why Bravo thinks this filmed anger management charade will hold up in court as their attempts to address the issue of continuing to employee people who have attacked their cast mates. Sometimes multiple times. Speaking of Porsha, she suggested to men on her Instagram that if they tried talking to her and she didn’t respond they should try again because “she thought she had something.” For a minute I thought whatever she had must have cleared up. The I surmised that she must have found out about her fake boyfriend. I actually hope she takes Matt out of Kenya’s hair. They seem to have a lot in common.
Oh yeah, you’re waiting on the dead bodies to be unearthed. How about this one. Marie let us know that back in 2008 Leeanne’s then boyfriend, a guy named Hubert Sebanc, called 911 from her house because she was in a jealous rage, and she was chasing him with a knife. Was she trying to gut him like a fish? Maybe. Fortunately, he was cowering behind a locked bedroom door as she stabbed the other side of the door repeatedly!
According to the Dallas Police report posted by Marie, the couple had been “out to da bar,” as we say, for a while when Leeanne became enraged by Hubert’s interactions with another female at the bar. For reasons unknown, they both returned to her place and when they got inside, she struck him with a hand full of sandpaper and chased him around with a large kitchen knife while making psycho cutting motions. That’s when Hubert locked himself in the bedroom and called the police. While he was talking to the 911 operator, he held the phone up to the door so the dispatcher could hear her stabbing away at the other side of the door! Once Leeanne realized he was on the phone with the police she stopped the stabbing and began to sand over the hole left by the knife stabs. Because, crazy.
When the sandpapering stopped, he attempted to make a break for it. He peeked out the door and started to escape but that is when Leeanne popped out of nowhere and clocked him in the head with the sandpaper leaving abrasions near his right eye, the police report stated. Hubert retreated back to the safety of the bedroom and locked the door. Eventually Locken left the premises and she was not there when the police arrived. Hubert also told the police that she has slashed his tires and stolen his car keys and his ID. Apparently she took the knife with her when she left to slice up his tires. By the way, it takes quite a bit of force to slash tires. To make matters worse, this knife wielding spree happened in the month when we celebrate the birth of Jesus Christ our Lord! Should any self respecting carnie be filling the world with the hope and peace of our savior? Did nobody think about baby Jesus lying in a manager at all?
The Dallas Observer contacted Leeanne for a response. Remember how Leeanne denied literally everything she did on camera on RHOD? Well, this is no different.
Locken says Sebanc declined to prosecute because his report was untrue. “If you look at that record you will see that the person who filed it said no prosecution, which means he recanted all of it,” she says. “So have I ever been in a relationship that got ugly and the person got completely dramatic? 100 percent. Sure. Have I ever gone at someone with a knife? No. That’s ridiculous.”
Remember how Leeanne didn’t make a lot of sense after a couple of drinks? Some things never change. Hubert ended up filing a affidavit of non-prosecution at some point after he was attacked. This is a piece of paper that is usually filled out by a tearful abused wife asking the prosecutor not to press charges because her husband is really a great guy and he didn’t mean it. It really holds no weight at all the prosecutor does whatever they were going to do anyway. It doesn’t negate the police report, it doesn’t mean anyone recanted anything. In this case it probably mean Hubert didn’t want anything at all to do with her or to have to go to court with a crazy woman. I’ve been to court with a crazy woman and I’d try to avoid it too if I were Hubert.
“I get Marie’s and [husband] Angel’s anger toward me,” she says. “They want to blame someone for the position that was taken toward them. But the reality is, karma exists. I don’t have the power to make anyone a Housewife or not make anyone a Housewife, obviously. Especially if I’m not even going to be on season two.”
Actually, I think she is just blaming the person who said she wanted to gut her like a fish after harassing her all season for being a cunt. Marie is doing God’s work if she can have a voice at Bravo to convince them to stop allowing violent attacks on women on their reality shows. If she can get their attention and let them know that a made for TV single anger management session is not sufficient protection for the other cast mates or a legal get out of free card for gross negligence by putting the female talent they employ knowingly in harm’s way, that will be a commendable accomplishment.
So, you want one more body? Well this one was not exactly unearthed by Marie herself but my source is a tweet that she retweeted from Pam Martin who you may or may not remember from Big Rich Texas. I’m in the not group because lymeopause. I remember that I watched it. And there was a Halloween party. But that’s about it. Anyway, Pam wants us to know that the year before the knife wielding psycho behavior happened, Hubert got in a week bit of trouble himself. Here is what A Coppell Gazette Story from 2007 reported about Leeanne’s forme boyfriend.
An estimated $75,000 worth of narcotics were seized from a Coppell residence on the 200 block of Tanbark Circle.
Hubert Mathew Sebanc, 32, was arrested on March 19 on 11 felony drug distribution charges, including 10 first degree felony charges and one third degree felony offense. The Coppell Police Department’s Organized Crime Unit executed a search warrant at Sebanc’s residence on March 19. The search was in reference to an ongoing narcotics investigation.
More than 4,200 grams of anabolic steroids were found in the residence, as well as 1,132 grams of [liquid] Gamma Hydroxybutyrate (GhB)[the “date rape” drug], 180 grams of MDMA (Ecstasy), 0.6 grams of methamphetamines, 3.3 grams of Alprazolam and 1.99 grams of cocaine. Lt. Steve Thomas, the Coppell Police public information officer, said the steroids alone were worth approximately $65,000.
Also found in the residence were 43 firearms and $3,946 in cash. Thomas said the money was taken, because law enforcement sees it as a profit from the sale of drugs, and the money will not be returned unless Sebanc can prove otherwise.
Even for Texas, 43 guns in one house is kind of a lot. Anyway, apparently Leeanne is threatening to sue Marie for libel because Marie wrote a blog on libel laws. Marie claims that the person who files a defamation lawsuit and loses has to pay all court costs. It really should be that way everywhere. If it were the Fishy Vagina Lawsuit would never have been stinking up the Miami Dade Court System this long.
And that’s the latest poop out of Texas.