Don’t let that cute face fool ya. That’s not his happy fact that he gives Kate. That is Captain Lee watching Trevor shopping for trucks online while the rest of the outside crew are working. It’s the look a lion has before eating a wonky-eyed baby zebra for lunch. It’s not if, but when. And hopefully it happens tonight.
Ooop I have a problem. I wasn’t recording Below Deck because I am recording Bull and The Voice. I sacrified The Voice because Bull looks really good, but in the future, I’ll probably be recapping from the 10 pm episode of Below Deck.
It seemd what I missed was Nico saying he doesn’t want to stay on for the season if Trevor is around. Then everyone pretty much talks about what a train wreck Trevor is.
We are starting with a new charter. I thought we were going to have a bigger issue on shore. I could not have missed much in the first two minutes. Ah yes, I remember now, we did get Trevvie Wevvie all tucked in last week and Nico stayed in a guest room to avoid is drunken stank. We have yachties as guests with a dog that Ben has to cook for. I think this is ridiculous. Um, except I do sometimes cook for Banjo. But usually only when he’s sick.
Ben is already pissed that the charters want a clambake. When the captain says it needs to happen at 4:30 Ben is even more pissed because the group will want to eat again. Not if you serve a lot of cocktails, you idiot. You can have them fed drunk and in bed by 11 pm!
Kelly has a little chat with Trevor. About his on shore behavior. He demotes him to plain old regular deckhand!
What does this demotion entail? Does he have to turn in his keys to the executive head? Does he lose a stripe on his tee-shirt? Does he have to have his breakfast with the commoners? This is such an insult! But never fear, Trevor says that Kelly can “try to demote him” (dude, I was there, you’re demoted) but he’s not going to get him down or “deplete [his] knowledge of [his] position.” Damn straight there Skippy! No one does the Limp Dick Hand Motion like you do!
Speaking of idiots. Sierra is still onboard. Though I think she should be in a life jacket in case she accidentally takes a ditsy dive over the side.
The pool arrives and everyone is pissed and I am confused because I thought they said, “It’s the poodle.” And I was wondering why the poodle was arriving in some sort of plastic tarp.
Scupper, the poodle, actually arrives with the humans. Scupper is a cute name, but Banjo says his name should be Supper. The stews are asked to steam Scupper’s tuxedo.
It’s time for our first hard docking of the season! But no….Captain Lee manages to errr… slide it right in there with no problem…so to speak.
At the clambake, Ben is pissy because the guests want dinner at 9 after the clambake at 4:30. Ben has done dinner at 9 on pretty much every charter. I’ve never seen a chef this tormented by being asked to cook. And the guests overheard him bitching with Kate. Sierra needs to take one for the team and sleep with Ben. Perhaps that is her very hidden talent.
Trevor is being a dick. Ben and Kate are screaming at each other, and the guests are well aware of it all. Then, the dude wanders into the kitchen with Scupper’s dog bowl.
Kelly goes off on Trevor, while the others are stuck unloading the boat, for his continuous dickhead behavior.
Sierra asks a guest if he would like a Gin and Tonic. He says, “Yes, diet tonic please.” She replies “um, did you want alcohol?” Please tell me this is just an act.
Unlike the Captain and deck crew, I love the critter pool. It will keep the sharks out and I could swim anxiety free!
Kelly calls his sister Amy. We LOVE Amy! Amy is working another boat where she is dating the captain! You go Amy! I actually like Kelly this season!
Trevor asks the guests in the hot tub if they want him to do a shot with them. Of course they say, yes because what are they gonna do? Emily sees this and tells him that was a bad move but doesn’t tell on him.
It was a two day cruise that went quite easily for the most part, less all the tantrums from Trevor and Ben, and the guests but the biggest stack I’ve ever seen them get into Captain Lee’s hands. Seriously, Where did they get that envelope? It was “only” $12K ! It looked like a lot more to me! Captain Lee mentions that the clambake was sort of a debacle. Ben is irritated.
It’s time for the crew to hit the shore for some down time. Trevor starts chugging drinks. Then he starts talking about his modeling days with Paul Mitchell. Trevor is trying to sit on a swing and talk to Ben and Kate at the same time it’s not going well.
Ben and Trevor get into it and my DVR jumps over to tape different things during the last minute. The gist of it is what we all saw on the preview when Ben throws a drink on Trevor. It will be the first scene in the next episode so we can all chillax.
Surely next week, Trevor goes…