Before I even start, I have to comment on Melissa’s face. She has lost a lot of weight, and I have no idea where she had to lose it from, but her face is sunken in because there is no fat there. These women who want to be a size zero no matter what their height are going to age horribly in the face with no fat smooth out the wrinkles. What they don’t seem to understand is these collagen injections they have shot into their face, “fillers” as they refer to them, are necessary because the natural fat in their faces is all gone.
Andy starts right in on Melissa with the hard questions we all want to know. “Why did she love Kathy and Rosie last season when they stood up for her, but this season she has dropped them like a box of rocks? “ Well that is an interesting mixed metaphor, but Melissa doesn’t seem to care for the question. She says “why do you think I dropped them like a box of rocks?” Then she gives the “we just grew apart” speech. Followed by the “they’re like family to us” before realizing that they are family to her and changing her wording.
“Why did Joe tell Teresa what Rich said? Was he trying to stir the pot?” No. She was going to see it anyway.
In a hilarious moment, Andy asks Bevy what 2016 fashion trend needs to end. Bevy says the off the shoulder look. Then looks to her right and says, “Oh, except for you.” #ShadeByBevy #TruthMoment
Someone calls in with the most ridiculous cross between a Jersey accent and a valley girl. She sounds fifty. And she says she is just “Sooooo over it” with Teresa being shady A F with the Rosie and Kathy drama. I think her question was when will it stop? Melissa says that Teresa feels they are not genuine and it’s for other reasons. Bevy says she would want people to reach out if she was in prison. Andy points out that they weren’t on her list. Melissa says she wasn’t either but she wrote a lot of letters and sent a lot of pictures. Really? I’m not sure I believe that. Didn’t we see her talking about not having any contact with Teresa until she got out?
A caller asks Melissa if she was not related to Teresa and she was just someone in town, would she still be her friend? Now this is a dumb question because Melissa has no choice to say anything other than “Of course!” and attempt to list some of her better qualities. But she doesn’t. She starts with, “Hmmmmmm interesssssting question… ” she stammers and stupid Andy interrupts with, “What are your going to say, no?” Know when to let someone hang themselves, Andrew, for fucksake. How long have you been doing this? She says, “It’s so hard not to imagine her in my life at this point, it’s such a hard question!” Andy just moves on to the next question without an answer. Interesting indeed.
Will you or Joe visiting Juicy in prison? Joe will.
The Game for tonight is based on the Emmy’s Fashions. Suddenly, Derek J and Miss Lawrence arrive and I am finally excited about this episode! It’s a Fashion Queens Reunion! And a quick search gives me not photos! 🙁 Atlanta in the house!
The poll question was, “Whose side are you on, Teresa’s or Rosie and Kathy’s?” Rosie and Kathy win with 60% of the vote. Are your surprised?
P.S. As you know, Andrew has given me yet another reason to be irritated by him recently when he stopped posting photos from the WWHL set a couple of minutes before the show starts. This causes me to have to hunt around looking for a photo of what people are wearing.
So in my search today, I went to his Twitter hoping to be pleasantly surprised that he’s actually done it only to find that he had responded to an Internet troll who was trashing Melissa’s outfit (what do you think of it?) and asking why Andy treated Melissa so bad, was it because she is not a conversationalist? Andy responded to the troll with something like don’t be nasty.
Based on reading that, I fully expected to see a very shady Andy this episode. But he didn’t seem to be any worse than usual. What did you think? Maybe I missed some body language because I spend most of the episode looking at the laptop? Did I miss something? Fill me in!