TamaraTattles won’t be able to recap tonight’s premiere of Don’t Be Tardy until Saturday due a million scheduling conflicts. I hope they push this and do it back to back with Manzo’d. Half hour shows totally mess up my schedule.
I’m going to have to try and get through of this as quickly as possible because…..miles to go before I sleep.
Oh my God. I was adding tags and categories and listening without watching. I looked up and what the hell is going on with Kim? I have never seen her look this ridiculous? What is that thing on her head? Nene has better wigs than this? I cannot believe what I am seeing!
Andy asks if there is a name for what is happening on her head. Well he says wig, but oh my GAWD. She says she wants him to name it. It’s a brand new wig. Andy is now in a bind and probably wishes he’d never asked this. I would call it sheep dog. Brielle is the bartender. She is 19 so it’s a milk bar. She has an unrecognizable face and tons of spackle on her face.
Andy tries to get Kim to admit she has a new nose. She won’t her top lip is huge. I am sad to see it’s come to this.
Jeff says that this season of RHONY was one of the best season of any housewives show ever. Because Jeff loves watching people be abused. No surprise there. Kim talks about Nene starting all the rumors about her being on housewives when she knew very well she was not. I told you she wasn’t well before Nene started her butt hurt foolishness.
The number one question for Kim was about the over done lips on her and Brielle. As I type this, the TV is paused on a photo of Brielle. Had I not know it was her I would have no idea. She has ruined her face. She used to be so pretty. Why didn’t Kroy stop this since Kim doesn’t have the sense to? Her eyes barely open!
Someone calls in and says the wig’s name is Charo. The caller is right. Kim doesn’t like this. Perhaps she will burn this wig. Because she should.
Kim says that Kroy has been talking to Tampa. Andy asks if the whole family will follow. She says now the boys are in school and it’s very expensive, like a college tuition and they will be going Monday through Friday in Georgia.
Jeff was asked if Shannon told Jenni to be so frosty to Kelly when she was on Real Housewives of Orange County. He says he doesn’t think so but Jenni is friends with Shannon and knows about her situation with Kelly so she just did it on her own.
Andy says that Gage always gives in to Jeff when they fight on camera. Who wins when the cameras are not there. Jeff denies that Gage gives in he thinks he gives in way more than he (Jeff) should. As Kim says, “Yeah, right.” Gage laughs from the audience. #spoiler
Someone asks “Had Kim been to Chateau Sheree since “completion.” I bust out laughing an my hernia pops out another half inch. Kim looks confused and says no I have not. Chateau Sheree is no where near completion.
Andy asks who she still talks to from RHOA. She says she talks to Sheree a lot. And she and Nene text and she tells her stuff and then she goes to the paps and says the opposite.
Someone calls in with the most obscene porn star voice in the history of the world and everyone is cracking up. Then she asks Jeff what they are going to name their baby girl. Gage won’t let him tell. The baby is due in five weeks and he doesn’t want to talk about it because it makes him super nervous.
Brielle says that she is looking into tech schools for broadcasting and she has a boyfriend who is at “her house” right now waiting for her to come home. Does that mean she has moved out and lives with her boyfriend? Last I heard she was dating some pro athlete or something.
Jeff wants the tiff between Heather Dubrow and him to be tried in WWHL court because Heather perjured herself and slandered his character on Access Live. Someone watch the after show and tell us what we missed because I literally do not have time.
On the finale Zoila moves out. I am not sure I can watch. Jeff promises us he is going to fix the Zoila situation.
Kim and Khloe Kardashian are good friends. Who knew?