I am three episodes behind on Teen Mom because there is so much going on. I am watching an episode now that is about Tyler and Catelynn visiting Carly and now the adoptive parents do not want her on TV or discussed on the show now that she is getting older. We have been down this road before, and both times, Tyler was a complete asshole about it. He is very angry they don’t want him to talk about Carly on camera. Catelynn gets it. Tyler makes it all about him and how this is a part of his life and he will talk about it if he wants to even if it means he never sees Carly again. This is one of very few things I have ever seen him be self-centered and stupid about.
Maci and Taylor find out they are having a boy and pretend to be shocked about how far along Maci is. Maci continues to do all the work on the website business. Maci decides to quit her part-time job. Farrah does the dreaded take the kid to the gravesite scene that I always fast forward through. And Matt and Amber visit one of Matt’s cousins he hasn’t seen in ten years. Farrah and her mom reminisce on their lives and go through Farrah’ baby book. Farrah and her mom seem a lot closer. For now.
Farrah. Sophia has a lot of rage at her mother. Farrah wakes her up at 11 am and can’t seem to get her dressed. She is sick. Farrah says that Sophia is too stupid to get dressed. Oh my god, all the drama is to take her on an Easter Egg Hunt. What is wrong with these people. Simon flies in to fulfill his fake boyfriend role. He seems to genuinely like Sophia. The egg hunt looked miserable. Farah screamed at everyone the entire episode. I seriously have a headache and I am fast forwarding through most of it. She throws Simon out for ignoring her rantings. But he had never even taken his suitcase out of the car and seemed fine with leaving.
Maci. Maci wants to have a destination wedding in Florida on an estate. It’s $20,000 to rent the entire estate. They go look at it. It’s a couple of hours outside Tallahassee in the middle of no where. I don’t know when they were planning to get married but when you google Honey Lake Plantation the first thing that comes up is that several weddings were cancelled at the last-minute in 2015 when the owner decided to sell the place and devote all his time to God or something. It appears to be open now though. Perhaps God changed his mind about needing the owner full-time.
Catelynn. Surely Catelynn is joking about paying $3,00o on a pig. She can’t get out of bed to take care of herself or her kid, and she didn’t discuss it with Tyler. This has to be a joke. Maybe it’s April 1st? Nope, she heads off to pig up the pig with her mother and covers the cameras to smoke pot with her in the car on the way. As soon as Catelynn gets home, she puts the pig down in the front yard and a producer has to catch it to keep it from getting run over in traffic. The pig clearly hates her. The producer is worried all the squealing will wake up Tyler. What about the baby? Did they sell it to gypsies on the street or something? The pig wakes the entire house up all night long. The next morning Catelynn has anxiety about the pig and how much work it is. She has a breakdown and asks for mental heath care.
Amber. It’s Easter time, not winter, but Amber is also very sick. It seems that only Maci’s house is being spared from some bug. What is this mysterious hospital stay Amber had? In other stupid animal news, Amber brings home a new cat from the pet store. The pooping animal count is now at eight for the House of Poo. Amber’s new Cat also hates her.
Farrah. Farrah takes the entire family to Hawaii where she wonders how the water can stay in an ocean since water is heavier than gravity. She’s rented a huge house right on the ocean. She calls Simon from the house and sends him a ticket to Hawaii. I can’t help but think of the producers like Heather who get the free trip to Hawaii to film. Lord knows they deserve it. Farrah on the other hand can’t even be happy at a beach house in Hawaii. When Simon shows up, Sophia asks her mom, “Is Simon your boyfriend, kind of?” It’s sort of said for Sophia to get so close to Simon. Farrah is such a bitch to Simon. After they got off the boat and the microphones were off Simon told Farrah that she is fake when the cameras are rolling and he can’t deal. Production comes to get his stuff. Farrah is pissy with production
Amber. Matt and Amber seem to be doing a good job flipping houses. Amber is doing a great job flipping houses. I love how she talks about
her struggles with mental illness. She is going through a difficult struggle with depression, sounds like she has new meds and they haven’t started working yet. Amber and Matt want to look for a house for them to move into. It’s Amber’s birthday and it’s not her weekend with Leah. Matt throws her a surprise party and invites Gary, Leah and his family. He also invited her cellmate from prison. Amber’s reunion with her cellmate was actually very touching. Amber says they are the only two that made it.
Maci. This must be a house episode. The baby is due in just over four months and Taylor wants to move before the baby. Maci wants to wait. I agree with Taylor as long as he does everything and all she has to do is show up at the new address. The next thing we see, is the two of them looking at a house that I love. They buy it, and Maci does a lot of the moving in. They get moved in pretty fast. They still have two houses so there is no great rush.
Catelynn. She is packing up to go to in patient treatment in Arizona. Tyler reminds us again that when Catelynn fills out intake forms she forgets to include a large part of her previous trauma. First she goes to see her therapist where she has another breakdown about living her baby for so long. Tyler has a break down taking Catelynn to go for treatment. He has been holding in a lot and finally loses it. I just love Tyler. Catelynn is a lucky girl.
So sorry to keep y’all hanging. I have been super busy and Teen Mom is a low priority for the site. I hope my Teen Mom fans