This is going to be a long, long post because there are two Bravolebs tonight. So forgive me if I try to make it as short as possible and don’t feed you every detail. Please fill in any interesting things I leave out in comments for those who can’t watch the show.
Andy is dying to know if Kate is still a lesbian. She says “I’m single right now. And I’m not really preferential right now, it’s just about the person” The good news is she got some gay moves down pat before she goes to prison, should it come to that.
I can answer all the dumb wedding questions that Andy is asking Lu about the wedding. The Count and Jacques are both invited. They have met each other. Randy Raum will be doing her three wedding dresses. She is not going to register because they have everything they need. Donations to charities and American Cancer Society instead. She will be on a yacht for her honeymoon.
Luann’s dress needed a bold steam and looks a bit matronly, I think it might be the necklace. She needed to bust out one of her fabulous statement necklaces. I blame Amy Phillips for the lack of statement necklace tonight. Damn you Amy Phillips! I actually have a peridot and amethyst one I could have loaned her to compliment that burnt orange.
Luann hopes that she and Bethenny will be friends again. WHY? Luann, why???? Luann’s sister Renee is in the audience. She is wearing a statement necklace.
On the sneak peek of Below Deck, while defending Kate’s honor cough lol cough he gets into it with a very drunk Trevor and tosses his drink.
Andy has a caller ask about Kate’s felony charges. Kate says she can’t speak about it. She says she has terrible taste in romantic partners but impeccable taste in attorneys. Which is odd because last I checked she has a real estate attorney representing her in criminal court. Andy thinks this is hilarious. He does love a felon who thinks they are funny.
Some idiot calls in who appears to be a prank caller but Andy said something to make it seem like he is a regular caller, the voice sounds disguised and the bring up a story from Page Six that apparently ran yesterday when someone from Bethenny’s camp allegedly made up “sex lies” about Luann and Tom.
“An anonymous tipster tried to fool Page Six into believing de Lesseps and fiancé Thomas D’Agostino Jr. slipped into a bathroom stall in NYC’s Regency Hotel, where the sketchy “source” claimed that de Lesseps performed an unspeakable sex act on him for 45 minutes, while “audible moans” and “whispering in French” could be heard.”
Luann says Page Six called her while she was shopping for wedding dresses to ask her if she was at The Regency with Tom Friday night. Her first reaction was “Wait are is there some sort of a spy at the Regency, AGAIN?” She laughs. She was actually in Philadelphia with Tom at a funeral that day. It’s just more slut shaming.
Do you regret being angry at Carole for dating Adam. She regrets that her it affected her friendship with Carole.
Kate is asked if the charter guests ever get upset about how they were treated. She says she doesn’t think so. She’s either lying or stupid because about two seasons ago, I was inundated with guests telling me the real story and how furious they were with their portrayals.
The poll question was whose side are you on, Bethenny or Luann. 73% said Bethenny. Which means this is probably my last season of RHONY. I quit recapping during Aviva’s beat down season, and I am not going to watch another season with Bethenny Frankel unless she gets lots of therapy and some medication other than Adderall.