It’s time for another episode of Below Deck. Last week y’all comments about Trevor, Senor Deckhand, were so disgustingly descriptive, I stopped reading them very early on. Hopefully, I’ll be able to read and comment some this week, although the site is super busy! Let’s see if Trevor makes it through the episode, shall we?
We start with Kelley seeking advice from Captain Lee on what to do about Trevor. Kelley doesn’t seem to be very confident in dealing with Trevor. He sits down with Trevor and rather than simply addressing his behavior, he brings Nico and Lauren’s feelings into it.
Kate acts like she just loves beach picnics in order to try instill enthusiasm but we all know she really hates them and always stays on the boat after the first run of provisions. Nico hates the beach setup too. Trevor decides to have a nice breakfast and not show up to help Nico at all. Eventually, he does show up. But instead he plays with sticks while Nico does all the work. Trevor is sent back with Kate to wipe down the boat. Instead, he naps in the crew mess.
Once again, the female deckhand gets dragged into washing dishes for Ben. Trevor is in lust with one of the girls. She feels the same way about him. She manages to get him to get out of bed to some see her, This is trouble. They play connect four. The yellow pieces are emojis. Et Tu, Connect Four?
Sierra was asleep in her uniform when CAPTAIN LEE had to radio her that someone wanted coffee. Oh Sierra, you are really trying for a seat next to Trevor. OMG it was Captain Lee who needed coffee. She put the entire sugar packet in the cup without opening it. He’s laughing at her now, but… Sierra told Kate that she overslept. Kate is super laid back so far. I don’t think she is aware of how bad she is yet,
Trevor does some ridiculous arm motion thing when the pull up the anchor. Captain Lee is not amused with his “limp dick motion.” Later Trevor is exhausted after helping dock the boat. And he’s snippy with Captain Lee.
The Instagram ladies manage to disembark without running into anything while using their phones. They had a great time and leave a $15K tip.
While everyone else is working hard, Trevor is shopping for a new truck online. I should point out he is sitting at the table with the Captain and Ben acting like he has not a care in the world. Then he radios Lauren and Nico and tells them to get started swabbing down the deck. They were actually almost finished with that.
Kate calls radios Trevor to unclog a toilet. He tells he will be there when he is done (online shopping,) Kate is also annoyed by Sierras happy resting face, because only lunatics and Labradors have those. I hate to agree with Kate, but she does have a point there. Now that Kate is a lesbian, there are a low fewer arguments between Kate and Ben.
Kelley calls Trevor over the radio and tells him to come to the deck where he is. Trevor says, “I’m busy.” It just so happens the Captain is watching him.
It’s the first crew night out. Kelley flirts with Emily, Nico flirts with Sierra and so does Trevor. Trevor is guzzling Long Island tea. Trevor tells Sierra and Emily he wishes he could combine what he thinks are their best features into one girl. Because, drunk douchebag. He’s literally trying to blow his entire $1k on drinks. His dance moves are beyond sad and everyone is trying to get away from him. So they decide to go back to the boat and hopefully leave him there to work on his alcohol poisoning. Sadly he goes back with them.
Somehow, Kelley gets roped into a conversation with Trevor where once again he has to tell him to stop raging on “his deckhands.”
Hot tub time! Trevor starts right off insulting Nico’s tattoos. Nico leaves the hot tub. Kelley orders Trevor to his quarters. Trevor hears everyone talking shit about him on the way to his quarters. Sadly Nico is rooming with Trevor. Kate tells Nico he can sleep in a guest room. Ben and Kelley have to order Trevor to bed again.
Next Week: Someone brings a stupid dog that needs special clothes and costume changes. Banjo says those dogs are an embarrassment to real dogs everywhere. Trevor does a shot with the guests and later gets falling down drunk again. Why doesn’t Captain Lee put a stop to this madness?