Andy has stopped posting pictures of the guests in time for bloggers to pull prior to air time. So now we get these fugly composites. One more irksome thing to add to the list about Andy. Wait, Sammy from Jersey Shore is a bartending with some other girl and they both co-host Siggy’s relationship show? Oh. I see now. This explains why the extent of Siggy’s relationship advice is the old adage about marriage being like a car you have to keep filled with gas. It’s all starting to make sense now.
Well the stupid composite is huge and I am not worth my time to resize so I’m just going with a Caroline photo. Of course Andy brings up the shade that Caroline threw at Teresa tonight. Siggy covers her ears and makes a super annoying screeching sound after that. Andy basically has to tell her to stop. Andy mentions that Amy Schumer paid Caroline a compliment in her new book.
The poll question tonight is whose side are you on, Teresa’s of Kathy and Rosie? Obviously, Caroline loves Kathy and Rosie and says they are good people and she hopes that Teresa will realize that sometimes people get upset and say things they don’t mean and she hopes Teresa grows up and mends fences.
Jesus, Siggy is making a terrible impression on her first WWHL. After Caroline’s comment she says that she agrees that Kathy and Rosie or good people but Teresa is better. If that horseshit was not enough she goes on to say, “Sometimes what people don’t understands….” and then she goes on to describe the family dynamic to Caroline and Andy and the rest of us who have been watching it for the past eleventy billion years when she just showed up to the scene yesterday. She was the one asking around as to what was going on in the tabloids. Now she is the expert on why Teresa Giudice is a better person than Kathy Wakile? Go fuck yourself Siggy! I hope when I press the button to hear the rest of this stupidity, Caroline Manzo explains a few things to you. Caroline says something about “the right reasons” that I didn’t understand. But I can assure you that Siggy is now off of Caroline’s Holiday Card list.
Andy asks Siggy about some of the housewives relationships. Is it okay for John and Dorinda to fight that much? Sure. Everyone fights. Is it okay for Luann to marry someone who two of her friends have dated? Absolutely, Warren Beatty dated half the world. Good for Luann. Go get married. Ignore the haters. What about Dolores being so attached to her ex-husband? It’s a great situation for the kids. Caroline agrees with it all. So do I.
A caller asks about Caroline’s feelings on her friend, Dolores being friends with Teresa. She’s fine with it. She’s not possessive with her friends.
What is the hardest thing to be the new housewife? She says the hardest part is navigating the other girls relationships with each other. It’s hard for her because she likes everyone and they all have so much history.
Dina Manzo tweeted that Siggy Flicker gives good advice. No mention of Caroline. Andy asks if they are still good. Caroline says “No, It’s over.” Oh this makes me sad. Caroline says, “Whaddagonnado? You can’t get blood out of a rock.” /sigh
Dina responds on Twitter, ” I’m sick w the flu for 7 days & not in the mood for this shit. I said one day I will snap and I might be about to. I was told NEVER to reach out/speak to her or her family again. Disinvited to holidays? But I’m the rock she’s trying to get blood out of? No reason to go there publicly. I was asked that same question on my press tour for my skincare & protected “family” by saying all is good.”
So I am thinking that if Dina didn’t want to start shit, she would not be tweeting at the show and not mentioning her sister at all. And I guess she read my mind, because then she tweeted, “Siggy was giving great relationship advice on the NY girls & I gave her a compliment. Andy or a caller would have asked the question anyway.” And I violated my own rule by tweeting her back.
Dina can’t possibly think that Siggy was “giving great relationship advice.” She was making her presence known.
Also, Danielle tweets in saying “Caroline, you didn’t allow anyone to be friends with me, but now?”
Caroline says, “Because Danielle Staub, thanks for watching by the way, but you and I didn’t have any kind of relationship so I don’t want to be around the people that are around you!”
Danielle tweeted incoherently again. But her timeline is a flurry of her retweeting people on her intellectual level and I gave up wading through it all.
Sneak peek at RHONJ shows The Gorgas and The Wakiles fighting about Teresa and Rosie going off on the Gorgas in defense of her sister.
Siggy declares none of the RHONJ are ever getting divorced. I giggled.
Caroline gets the usual question about whether or not she would ever do RHONJ again. Her standard answer is “Hell, no.” Tonight she sort of stammers around a bit and says, ” I can’t go back to what was.” It sounded to me like it would depend on who was on the show. She clarifies, things would have to change, relationships would have to change, it would have to be a better place to be.
Both Caroline and Siggy agree that Teresa and Jacqueline will make up.
Andy asks Caroline what she thinks of this new Melissa and Teresa friendship. She says she hopes that they are both being genuine. She says she is not there in the mix anymore so she can’t say one way of another but she hopes it is genuine.
Siggy says, “It’s genuine! But who cares if it is or not?”
Andy says, “Well, the people watching the show…”
Siggy was just a hot mess of clueless tonight. She was in the presence of Caroline Manzo. She is a first season housewife who just said she didn’t know the history of the women. And yet she just keeps on rattling off stupid shit. She was a one woman Teresa fan club who just kept talking about what Teresa needs to be happy. Jesus Christ on a cracker, I hope this is enough to make her a one and done.
The Jackhole was the Miss America intros. They played some and they were truly horrible. I totally forgot the show was on and would not have been able to watch it anyway. I love a good pageant but it seems I didn’t miss much.
The poll question results were 53% said Kathy and Rosie. I was expecting a Teresa landslide. I think the Caroline fans brought some much-needed IQ points to the field of voters.