When Kyle Richards posted the above photo on her Instagram while on a private plane on the tarmac at Los Angeles International, a few things began to happen. First, the idiot brigade showed up seemingly unaware of the Instagram filters on the photo and made all sort of comments about Kyle having unnecessary surgery. Look. I’ve never posted a thing on Instagram, and even I know that trees don’t grown on the ceiling of airplanes and Kyle is not really wearing that hat. But hey, I’m not really one to talk, because I ignored the fact that she was at the international terminal and immediately began an embarrassingly long fantasy that the RHOBH were going to show up on the RHOA camping trip that is currently underway. Clearly, I’m in no position to claim intellectual superiority in this instance, because I immediately started randomly IMing people on Twitter., “Stop what you are doing, young whippersnappers and go watch Kyle’s snapchat and report back to me!” Unfortunately, it was Saturday night and all the young whippersnappers were out getting drunk. Even more depressing, I eventually had to come to terms with the fact that my imaginary scenario was not true.
I would just like to say, that if I was in charge of the world, the RHOBH would in fact be in the backwoods with the RHOA fighting for their very lives at this very moment in time. I might even hire someone in a bear costume to roam around in the distance. When two shows are filming their seasons at exactly the same time, why can’t they do a joint trip? I know, I know it’s two different production companies on two different schedules, but in my perfect universe, this would happen.
Speaking of crossovers, earlier this summer there were a lot of housewives meeting up to film with other housewives. If I recall correctly, Teresa Giudice did something with Cynthia Bailey? And there were several others that I have since forgotten. I held on to the information waiting for someone to explain it to me and then I saw something shiny and forgot all about it. I wonder what that was? It was not the Alice in Wonderland thing, although it was about that time. I thought it might have something to do with the utterly ridiculous Bravo Awards but it did not. I wonder if we will ever see any of that footage or if it was a summer promo that never quite worked out. I also wonder why I can’t find the post about Alice in Wonderland on this site. I hunted for it way too long.
Anyway the RHOBH are not in the wilderness clutching their Birkins and destroying their Louboutins, they are at The Four Seasons Punta de Mita Riviera Nayarit. Or at least Kyle, Lisa Vanderpump and Erika are. It seems that the rich just keep getting richer as Mauricio Umansky is opening up a Mexican location of The Agency. Kyle continues to have the easiest, wealthiest housewife lifestyle in Beverly Hills and she does it all with the best looking husband and a passel of gorgeous kids. Kyle has been on the set of her new show, about her life for the past week when she is not in Malibu throwing Great Gatsby parties and celebrating the fifth year anniversary of The Agency with her hot husband. I’m often asked who my favorite housewife is and I never really give a straight answer, though often I do mention Caroline Manzo. But I’d be hard pressed to find a better housewife in my book than Kyle Richards. She has it all and she shares it all on the show. If I were in charge of the world, and casting these reality shows, I’d want more women just like Kyle. She’s rich, she has an intact family, she has her own life outside of Mauricio and her kids. She funny, a bit of an attention seeker, she’s a good friend, and she’s not afraid to laugh at herself or let her personal struggles be known. She’s everything y’all say you want to watch, but you don’t really mean it.
Lisa Vanderpump has either finally cut her hair or stopped sewing hair into her head. What do you think?
I’m not sure if all the ladies are there, or just the three. My sources for RHOBH are quite minimal and sporadic. But one thing is clear, and that is Kyle, Vanderpump and Erika are aligned this season. Dorit is also aligned with LVP. I keep saying we are not seeing much from Rinna and Eileen at all during filming, and worry about their camera time and diamond holding status. And y’all keep telling me they are fine and filming. But I have a bad feeling about their level of involvement this season. Especially now that Eden Sassoon has entered the picture. Speaking of Eden, I believe she is someone who doesn’t drink, whether that is because she is in recovery or simply a lifestyle choice, I wonder what it must be like filming with the ladies at some of these parties. It seems like she was a late addition, so she is likely an FOH. We did see Eileen at the Gatsby party, or at least in her Gatsby outfit. But Lisa Rinna has been posting non-stop about Delilah walking in Tommy Hilfiger with Gigi this week and seemed to still be in NYC last night. Again, I’m nervousing.
Just like the RHOA, this crew will also likely have one more, larger trip this season. I’m trying to find out where both franchises are going.
Let me know if you’ve seen a snapchat with my girls Rinna and Eileen regarding this trip. I’d be very disappointed if they were not there.