I am still a bit confused about why the Tom thing is such a big deal. I get it. We’ve addressed it and tonight, we get to talk about this whole thing some more. On the bright side, Batshit Bethenny is good ratings, both for Bravo and for me, so YAY! But I am not quite ready to do this all over again tonight.
Did I mention that Bethenny is going to be on WWHL with that shitbag misogynist guy? And I’m not talking about Andy this time. It’s a triumvirate of evil that I am not sure I can endure while on my new “no alcohol until you lose half your body weight lifestyle.” At least Andy didn’t add it on to the reunion and mess up my 10 pm recording block. (Tyrant, Masterchef)
So to prepare us all for this horsecrap Here is some comic relief by Amy Phillips. Who is a genius.
Seriously, she’s a fucking genius. She slipped into Dorinda there just for a second. But other than that, hysterical.
The reunion continues in part two, with Bethenny getting emotional over some very recent and personal things that have happened in her life. Next, Jules finds herself on the defense when Bethenny reveals information about her marriage, and after Dorinda explains her tendency to meddle, the ladies kick it into high gear by starting on the Tom saga and his connections to Ramona, Sonja, and his fiancée, Luann.
Clearly, Luann’s sex/love life is the entire storyline for the season. So go gather your mind numbing substances of choice in preparation for tonight. And get ready to join me after the reunion. Because there is so much dialogue to capture on a reunion, It usually takes at least and hour and a half after the show starts (if I get my setup work done in a timely manner). So check for it around 10:30 and then WWHL is also a difficult recap, so it will be a push to complete before midnight, but that’s the goal. It might not take long because I will refuse to acknowledge the other guest whenever possible.
I wonder if Amy will day to do Bethenny this season?