After a fairly uneventful weekend with regard to exciting things to post about, today has been perhaps my busiest day ever. I have been on my laptop nonstop since 9 am and only just stopped to get something to eat. This is not conducive to my mental health and I’m in some sort of angry rage. So of course RHOOC is going to show the big episode I’ve been waiting for and then slap an episode of RHONJ right behind it. #FixItJesus Please be sure to check out the posts from today as they are all chock full of really good tea. I’d usually be grateful for one story like this a day. So I shouldn’t complain about my blessings. I’m just a bit stiff from sitting this long.
Let’s get this show on the road. It’s Eddie’s birthday and everyone is going to Glamis. Well except for Meghan. Tamra is pissed that Meghan isn’t going because she is pregnant. Tamra says people run marathons when they are pregnant. I don’t blame Meghan a bit and if she were my friend, I would do everything I could to keep her from going. Especially because it is an IVF pregnancy with half of the only viable eggs inside her. Tamra’s reaction was kind of shitty. Then Shannon backs out. Didn’t I see her going on a trip with her emasculated husband and her offspring that weekend? If not there, where the hell were they going? Is she actually turning down a filming opportunity?
Someone needs to explain to Kelly that people should and do judge each other every day and that is not something reserved solely for Jesus. In fact Jesus was the only human never to judge anyone. Its GOD that is the asshole judgey one. Jesus is the nice one.
Meghan goes to get a blood test. Jimmy actually goes with her. The test is to confirm her pregnancy. Spoiler alert. She’s pregnant. Meghan is already worried about having to raise the baby alone. On Instagram over the weekend she posted pictures of herself with Jimmy enjoying a boat ride on a lake. I think she was somewhere cool in the northwest. I forget where and I’m too tired to look. How is Meghan so cute this season. I kind of ….like her.
The Bus Trip To Glamis
Heather is already bitching that the bus she got because the accommodations that Tamra made were not good enough for her is a shitty bus. Heather hired a personal chef to make meals for them to cook in Glamis. She’s already annoying as fuck. She brought her 12-year-old son Nicky.
Once the bus hit the mountains Kelly started puking. That is usually Vicki’s job, I predict she will be barfing next. There is a time countdown on the screen as they all complain, puke, need to pee, call their husbands to complain and then the bus driver gets lost. They literally sing Kum by Yah. The three-hour trip took five hours. They arrive after dark just before 8 p.m. Everyone has their own cute RVs that Tamara provided. Heather and her spawn will stay in their giant bus of pretentiousness that Heather still doesn’t think is nice enough for her. Everyone likes the campers. There are beautiful flower arrangements by the beds. Tamra, or someone has gone to a lot of work.
Vicki runs up the sand dune by herself. It looks like so much fun. Tamra calls her back because she is afraid that a sand buggy won’t see her at night. This place looks so exciting! I love it. but I’d have to slip a sedative or six in Heather’s drink she is a total buzzkill.
This trip is totally changing my mood. Maybe it is my desert upbringing coming out. I love all that sand!
It’s time for the ladies to ride on the dunes. Heather tell’s Tamra’s mom that Tamra has already almost killed her three times in a vehicle. Production cruelly plays a montage of Tamra’s bad driving. Ut oh, there is a fight over who sits in the front seat (and escapes injury) despite Tamra saying she wants Vicki in the front with her, Heather wins. Tamra is driving and Vicki and Heather are in the back seats. Now I am nervous. Tamra’s brother gives last-minute instructs. Keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times, just like Disneyland. He says if the buggy rolls you don’t want anything hanging out. This freaks out Heather.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A HARD ROLL OVER. Kelly’s helmet is knocked completely off her head. The buggy rolls and Vicki and Heather’s side hits first. This is worse than I even imagined. Somehow they land upright after at least one if not two rolls. Heather jumps out first yelling at everyone not to move. Both Vicki and Kelly’s helmets came off. They call for a medic. Vicki is puking in Kelly’s lap. Kelly is wiggling all around moving Vicki’s neck. She needs to be still and just be puked on. Kelly’s daughter is there in a car with Nicky that Eddie was driving with Michael. They are being remarkably calm and staying in their ATV.
Tamra and Vicki are hurt. Kelly and Heather seem okay. This is really scary and I already know they are both okay. Vicki and Tamra are both placed on backboards. Vicki is hysterical. Tamra is upset too, mostly because she was the driver. Tamra is taken to the local hospital. Vicki worries about Tamra. Vicki has to be airlifted out. Kelly calls Brianna who was home because she was too sick to come with the others. Kelly’s call was less than reassuring. Then Kelly sits with Tamra’s mom and says things like, “I just hope they’re okay.” She is really bad at this. Tamra’s mother is crying and so worried. Kelly tells the crying mom, “Well she’s alive, but we don’t know what her injuries are.” Just shut up Kelly. The proper comment is, “She will be fine. The doctors will take good care of her. Don’t worry.” How hard is that? You are making it worse!
Heather calls Meghan who is in La Quinta not too far from where Vicki was airlifted. Vicki is alone because they would not let Kelly go with her. The expected response was we’ll head right over. The actual response was, “That’s too bad.” Which I kind of get because Meghan and Vicki are not friends. Shannon is supposed to be on her way to Meghan’s but she hates Vicki. So, dilemma.
Next Week: There is fallout for Meghan and Shannon for not going to the hospital to check on Vicki. I hate to take their side, but I don’t think they had any obligation to go. They are not friends with Vicki and Shannon outright hates her. What do y’all think?
That whole episode was chilling.