By Lime Brain
I fell asleep during last night’s show and it wasn’t on “On Demand” today, so I guess I will never watch it. I can’t imagine that there is much to show on tonight’s show because all the houseguests did this week was basically sleep. All I’m waiting for is to see the HOH competition later on.
There was a lot of Victor hugging Nicole in the bathroom after the veto ceremony. I hope Corey doesn’t get jealous with Nicole hugging is man. Oops, I mean Victor hugging his girl. Whichever.
Paul and Meech discuss who is going home this week and how Nicole won’t say for the millionth time.
Later on, James, Victor and Corey discussing the bribe care package with James giving so not so subtle hints to offer it to him to not win the HOH. James will do just about anything for $5,000.00. Especially since he’s not bothering to play to win the $500,000.00
Corey ends up using it on Victor just to use it. Victor has to vote Michelle out. Victor is shocked when they tell him that he is going to get the money. Now he can afford an a/c for his car, or was it to fix his car windows so they can roll down since he has no a/c in his car? Whatever. I don’t believe Victor’s sob story. Oh, by the way, everyone is going to keep it a secret from the other side of the house.
Julie is back on after the commercial. She tells the houseguests that there is no double eviction tonight. In fact, there will be no more double evictions this year. Thank god! I never liked them.
Julie also tells them that she is going to show them messages from their families. This is all filler because there was nothing going on in the house.
Nicole looks just like her mother. Paul starts crying when he sees his parents and what I think is a hairless cat. They show James kids and his baby’s mama. They are both so cute. James says he needed it. I hope this gives him the will to play since Natalie has basically stomped it all out of him this week by kinda breaking separating emotionally from him.
Next up is a visit to Victor’s home. Why Victor? Are they expecting him to leave next or win? At this point, my cable signal is getting wonky and I can’t make out what they are saying. But I think after Hurricane Katrina they sent him to live in Puerto Rico and now he loves it there. His mother says he needs to watch out for James.
Now it is time for the eviction vote. In a pre planned stunt by Paul and Michelle, Paul stands up and kisses Michelle. She comes up for air and says that this was better than the last kiss.
After they vote, it is a tie that Nicole has to break. She votes out Michelle. As Michelle is getting up to leave, she tells everyone to get Victor out next. Then all of a sudden Michelle starts going off on Nicole and my TV is bleeping nonstop, and it’s not from my cable going wonky again. Nicole starts yelling to her that this is exactly why she needed to leave.
The best part in all of this is that as Michelle is going out the door, she grabs Pablo, the inflatable pelican, that Paul always wore nonstop. I wonder if she is going to sell it on eBay with all the other stuff it is rumored she has taken from the other houseguests this season. (Allegedly).
She did her interview with Julie and she started crying. She told the audience they are lucky to be sitting there because she was never able to get a ticket to sit there.
Now on to the HOH contest. They are each inside their own wire chicken coop. They have to take an egg and work it up to the top of the coop and over the roof and back down the side and roll it down a ramp. As they roll it down the ramp they have to knock over the letters H-O-H. First one to do it wins HOH. There is also a Have Basket. First 3 to put an egg in it will be safe from being have nots. But Natalie doesn’t need to worry because she has the pass. And Nicole isn’t competing, so what happens with her?
They’ve been doing this for an hour know and I think Corey is in the lead and already has an egg in the have basket. I thought he said he didn’t want to win this week. And James is going for the haves.
Oh, I forgot about the eagles landing on their roofs trying to squash the eggs.
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Natalie is telling James she is going to win the veto and give it to him. James tells her not to do that. But then he says that would automatically make her America’s Favorite. James has been playing for America’s Favorite all season because he won on his season and ended up leaving with more than the second place person. There is no way he is winning this season, but he is convinced he will. He sees Natalie as his biggest competition.
James told Victor that Jatalie and Nicorey had a final four. Victor of course tells NiCorey. Nicole sort of denies it. Later, Nicorey argue about this. Corey says they need to just tell the truth and Nicole looks sketchy lying about it. At one point Corey says to Nicole, “Let’s just not talk about this anymore.”
Corey is confident that Jatalie are going on the block. Jatalie knows this as well. Nicole is going to be nervous up until she actually sees them go on the block.
Jatalie knows they are going up. Natalie is playing a big ole game of Shoulda Woulda Coulda. We put up people who had our back! Why didn’t we put up Corey and Nicole! I should have won that HOH comp! How did this happen to us! Natalie, who is a fucking recruit, yammers on about how she didn’t know a thing about this game coming in and made it to final six. She seems to think she did something to get this far, other than getting in a showmance with a vet. A vet who was her last choice after Victor turned her down before the feeds even came on. She tells James she never found Victor attractive. After distancing herself from James last week and avoiding all discussion of hooking up after they get out of the house, Natalie is suddenly asking James to sleep in her bed again and the fake cute crap is on overdrive.
Oh, and James says “This is what happened to me on my season!” He went out 7th on his season and he will be going out 6th this season unless Nicole manages to convince the guys to continue her vagicide mission. James played the same game on his last season. Stupid, annoying pranks and hanging out with a useless girl all season and not playing the game.
Huge thanks to Lime Brain for getting the recap to me so quickly and apologizes for my delay. I dead last night. Back on my game today.
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