It’s been a few days since we have discussed a housewife’s vagina in detail; but sadly, it’s time to do just that once again. There are updates in the infamous Joanna Krupa’s vagina smells like fish controversy. I can never write about this without stating that this is the most ridiculous case ever filed by a housewife. If Joanna was so butthurt by a random comment on a late night cable show with a minimal following, she would have just ignored it. Instead she is parading around the courtroom in Miami screaming about her vagina for all who will listen. Anyway, there are new developments. We know are privy to the depositions of both Lisa Vanderpump and her buddy Mohammed Hadid. Both of them have had their share of lawsuits of their own.
According to an exclusive story by Daily Mail, both Lisa Vanderpump and Mohammed Hadid denied ever discussing Johanna Krupa’s vagina. And hey! If you can’t trust those two, who can you trust? #eyeroll
Click through for highlights of the depositions. Or lowlights as the case may be.
The highlights for LVP’s deposition include:
LVP stating that Glanville is known for her reputation of making false and malicious statements about people. She includes tons of examples. Brandi lied about Mohammed trying to kiss her. Brandi lied about LVP living in the valley. Brandi lied about LVP going bankrupt. Brandi lied about her having Cedric deported. Brandi lied about her knowing that her house was going to burn down. (Say what?) LVP said that some of Brandi’s lies on the podcast had a negative impact on her and her husband’s reputations.
LVP said she is no longer friends with Glanville because of her constant lying and eventual physical attack. (The slap)
LVP said that Hadid never said a bad word about Krupa. She claimed that no comments were ever made about Krupa’s vagina or her having an affair with Hadid. In fact LVP stated that she doesn’t believe that Hadid even had a sexual relationship with Krupa.
LVP denies having anything to do with Glanville getting fired. She stated, “I’ve been a victim of a lot of her lies. I don’t have the power to have anybody fired, and if I did, she would have been fired the year before.”
LVP says that she puts no stock in anything that comes out of Brandi’s mouth and she finds the lawsuit by Joanna Krupa to be a ridiculous waste of time. She says the fact she is being questioned on the matter is equally ridiculous. She would have advised Krupa not to file suit at all.
The lawyer responds to her, ” I understand. But she never said anything about your private parts to the world.”
Seriously? WWHL, show that is lucky to pull a million views per episode, is now “the world?” Exaggerate much? One could argue that Joanna’s privates are a public figure all on their own at this point. She has another lawsuit against a Miami swingers club who is using her photos and those of a few dozen others in advertising. Then there were all of those websites all over the Internet when the show was going on soliciting prostitution with her photos. Did she actually sue them?
As for Hadid, his deposition was much less juicy. Perhaps because he has a lot more experience being deposed.
He simply denied that any such conversation ever took place. The only interesting part is that he is denying ever discussing Krupa with Glanville. The article doesn’t mention anything about a denial of having a conversation with LVP. He also flatly denied that Krupa had anything to do with his divorce from Yolanda. He says he has never had a conversation about Krupa’s private parts.
As a result of the depositions, on August 18, Krupa filed court documents to amend her complaint to seek punitive damages. Florida law allows a jury to award her up to $2 million in damages. If successful, that will set a new record price tag on Joanna Krupa’s vagina.