Okay the sex scene with Grant and Lace was epic reality tv production. As we listening to all the moans and groans we watch different pairs of hermit crabs screwing on the beach culminating in the crashing of the ocean waves. Then we cut back to the couple in bed as they discover that the blanket Lace put over the camera had fallen off.
Sarah and Izzy ( Who is she?) both like Vinnie. Vinnie kissed them both before the rose ceremony. One of the twins and Jubilee are both vying for Jarrod’s rose. Amanda and another chick who looks just like her both want Nick. One of the two lookalikes is clearly bat shit crazy. Nick tells batshit crazy girl he is giving his rose to Amanda.
Bat shit crazy girl moves on to the next guy (Daniel) who seems like a weirdo too. Daniel thinks if he decides just to bang someone tonight, it would be one of the twins. Either one.
Evan is head over heels for Carly, but Carly said he was a really bad kisser. Evan saw fireworks when he kissed Carly. Poor Evan.
Jared, who has all the girls drooling for unknown reasons, chooses the twins. WHY? If Jubilee goes home I will be so disappointed. Mostly because she is the only one I remember from her season. Vinnie choses Izzy (who?) over Sarah. This makes me happy. weirdo Daniel picks Sarah. That means that we lose Jubilee AND the bat shit crazy girl (Apparently her name is Leah). The guys could not have possibly made worse decisions. Both of the girls cried and vented their low self-esteem all the way home.
We add another
douche dude to the group in the form of Josh Murray. Josh was a douche on Famously Single. He just loves being on TV. Nick and Josh are both going to fight over Amanda. Unfortunately, Josh also likes leaking stories to TMZ so they have been posting spoilers. Let’s leave those off this site, though. I just now am remembering all the shenanigans Nick got into on Andie’s season. No woman should be interested in either Nick or Josh. And Amanda has kids!
Evan is completely lovestruck by Carly. Carly is not attracted Evan. She implies in her confessional that Evan might be gay. She hides from him all day. Evan gets the gate card and invites Carly. She reluctantly agrees. There date is a world record challenge for the longest Habanero kiss. So ridiculous.
It looks like tomorrow night, Evan, Daniel, and Nick are all in trouble. Who will Carly save?