By Lime Brain
We left off with Davonne being evicted last Thursday.
These are some off the house guests reactions to it:
Nichole feels that Day leaving is good for her game but feels super guilty about Z and Meesh being blindsided. (Ha!)
Z feels blindsided and that Paulie’s been using her. (True!)
Paulie says Z is visibly upset about not knowing the whole house voting against Day because he didn’t want the info getting back to Day. (Douchebag) He needs to drop out of the hoh comp after Z so she doesn’t win because he doesn’t know what she will do if she wins hoh.
Michelle feels like everyone screwed her over and she needs to win hoh to get revenge and keep her bestie safe. In fact all the house guests feel like they need to win.
Paulie says as outgoing HOH he can’t play, he just blindsided Day, pissed off 2 of her friends and he doesn’t want Bridgette, Z or Michelle to win. Paulie tells us that the night before the HOH the boys got together to solidify the alliance and the power stays in the right hands. Haven’t they done this a million times already?
I notice that Paulie has no beard in this Diary room scene. Aha! They are using an earlier dr for this scene because a few seconds later he has his beard again. Unless he shaved the next morning. This is sad. I am more interested in Paulie’s beard than the show itself. (And I’m talking about his facial beard and not Z.)
Paulie, Paul and Victor are vibing right now in the hoh room. Paulie thinks this is the biggest bromance ever because it also includes James and Corey. I hate the word bromance.
They are sitting around thinking of a name for their alliance and come up with the executives.
They come up with silly names for themselves. Victor is the Chief executive officer. Paulie is the director of social affairs. Corey is the Chief event coordinator. A title that is usually given to to somebody who does nothing all day. Esp. in the big brother house where there is nothing to do or coordinate. James is the chief of operations. And Paul is the CFO. Chief Friendship Operator. Ha. Ha. That boy is just so clever.
Back to the HOH challenge. The one where they are standing on the discs and holding onto a rope as it spins in a circle. The Internet trolls come out to harass them.
James is struggling and falls off first. He says he doesn’t like the comp.
Bridgette is next. But she has the bad knee and ankle. I can’t blame her. She thinks she will be safe if the boys win.
Corey is the next one off. These first 3 are the have-nots.
Now Michelle is getting dizzy and nauseous. She starts puking. They actually show us. She comes down and pukes in the bucket. James tells us that she had pizza for lunch. This show is just so sad. Michelle is crying hysterically again.
Nicole is the next one off. She almost fell on the vomit. To bad she missed.
Z feels it’s genuinely just her and Michelle and needs to win. Paulie has no idea what Z is thinking since Day left. (That was about a half hour ago. He has no beard again, but he is wearing a red hat now. I don’t think he was wearing it before, but I’m not rewinding to look.) Anyway, he doesn’t want her “emotional agression” directed at him so he needs to last longer than her. Z makes a deal with all of them not to put her up if she drops. They all agree but Victor tells us that he was voted out 9 to 1 so he is going to be bouncing checks all day. Z drops off. Now that Z is down, Paulie immediately falls off and Z says how much more obvious can it be that he did it on purpose.
Natalie and Victor are the last two left. Nat is whining and begging Victor to let her win. What kind of strategy is that?
James is afraid to vocally support her. He has to be super secretive so no one knows they are a power couple. (Huh? You will throw her under the bus for the boys when they tell you to.) Natalie finally drops off after 1 hour 49 minutes. At least Victor covered her from the Internet trolls.
Paulie is thrilled Victor won. He will tell him who to put up. Victor wants to put up someone who is a big threat to his game. (This makes me laugh out loud).
Z feels betrayed by everyone but Michelle. She’s pissed at Paulie and feels played.Paulie goes to hug her in the bedroom. She didn’t think Paulie would do this to her. James and Natalie are in the London room and he is comforting her.
Bridgette completely trusts Paul and she needs to repay him. Because everything he’s said so far has happened. (Didn’t he want her gone last week over Day?)
Michelle and Z are in the bathroom and Michelle is crying again. Neither one can believe they were so out of the loop. Even Victor knew!
Paul asks Victor what Day said to him when she left the house. Victor tells him that Day said they were coming after him in the double eviction. Problem is, is that Day didn’t say who “they” are. So he is going to trust Paul and Paulie. Ha! Ha! Ha!
So, Paul starts throwing Natalie under the bus to Victor. “We know her game. She says she “can’t”. But she almost won. (I don’t think this is strategy. She can’t.) Paulie is now throwing Z and Michelle under the bus. If Z comes down, put Bridgette up. Victor does not want to put her up. But he still wants a girl to go home because they are such threats. He is so clueless. The boys plot together who to put up and they get Paulie’s blessing to put up Z.
Nicole goes to apologize to Michelle about keeping her out of the loop for damage control. She says that Day was coming after her and Corey. She’s trying to stay off Michelle’s radar.
Z and Paulie in safari room talking about the vote. She asks if he fell off on purpose. He lies. She is going to give him an ounce of trust but keep one eye open when she sleeps.
Victor in his red hoh robe (thank goodness bb gives them new robes) is with the two Ps. The boys need to get to the final five and Victor thinks he will be part of the final three with the Peepees. Paul tells us that PeePee will be the final 2 and Victor doesn’t need to know that. They are going to call themselves the Board. I like the name Bro-migos better.
Hamsters in the kitchen and James walks into the kitchen and pulls Michelles snotty tissues out of Michelles jacket he is wearing. She asks him not to wear it anymore. She did say please. Last time he wore something of hers he put a hole in them. He retorts that the last time she wore his khakis she stained them. She denies it. I say who cares? Not like you guys have anywhere to go or see. James says whatever. Victor is in the upstairs hallway with a bowl of cereal and is staring at the both of them. Ominous music is playing in the background loudly so you can’t miss it.
Paul starts saying, “Did you see that? See how she’s being?” James says she’s being really mean. God forbid a woman says anything.
Cut to a picture of the moon. So, I guess that means it’s later in the evening. James goes to Michelle in her bed and asks her if he pissed her off about something. She says yes he did. He asks what? She says they can talk about the votes. What about the votes? James says Day already knew about his vote. She says guess who didn’t know about the votes? He says why are you upset? That’s Day’s business. She says you guys all lied to me. He asks if she is going to treat them all like crap? She says she can’t trust them. (And guess who is creeping up in the hallway to listen? Yep. It’s Paul.) James asks if Michelle asked him how he was voting. She says no. She assumed they were all voting one way. If she had known, she would have voted with the house. (Smh). James sarcastically says sorry for not checking in with you. She asks him how would you feel if the house blindsided you by not telling you how they were voting? Michelle, give it up. James has to listen to Natalie whine all day. He doesn’t need more crap from you. Besides, James is the chief of operations. You need to talk to Paul, the chief of friendship. James apologizes to Michelle. She feels better. Now James thinks she’s to emotional and needs to get her into the jury house. Yep. That’s the job for a chief of operations.
So James runs to Paulie to tell about his chat battle. Paulie is now in the Dr with a red headband on telling us Michelle is a loose cannon. So she needs to go before Z. Yes, Paulie, you let the guys think you want to get rid of Z, but you never will. You just keep dangling her out there for them, so when it’s time to get rid of their showmance, you can say you were always willing to get rid of yours. Now I hope Z wins. James falls for it.
Time for the Americas care package award. They are called to the backyard. James won. He wins the right to cancel 2 votes in the next eviction vote. He also got some big underwear and some tube socks. James is nervous. Natalie is happy he got underwear because he keeps stealing hers.
Finally! Time for the nomination ceremony. He puts up Z and Michelle. Now for Victor’s nomination speech. He starts off “Nine to One”. Do these numbers ring a bell? Oh, my, he is giving it in poem form. Basically, Z only gives Pauly affection. (Paulie drops his head in shame) and Michelle is nominated because she’s rude to him and yesterday wasn’t the day to piss people off. The looks on everyone’s face is hilarious. Now he is taking friendship beads out of his pocket to offer to them. (Was this bb’s idea? They must have supplied them).
Michelle is starting to cry (again). She says she’s the worst super fan in history. Z says she’s not surprised to be on the block. She is not going to lay down and die.
Victor wants Z gone. Paulie is planning on using James extra votes to get Michelle out. And that’s it!
They don’t call it the PeePee Alliance for Nuthing
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