Andy is wearing a Ralph Lauren Olympic team jacket that glows in the dark. Interesting. I think I like him better with no tie at all because I am so distracted by his wonky ties each and every night.
Jules has a new haircut and has cut off more than a foot of hair it seems. She looks great. Her face looks fuller as well.
Andy wants to start by talking about Jules failed marriage. Jules and Michael still technically live together. He still has his stuff there. Jules would only state that they are divorcing and she did know the woman he is sleeping with. Jules said she didn’t suspect a thing. Bethenny has claimed that Jules knew she was getting a divorce before she even started filming. Jules says Bethenny claims to know this because they share a mutual friend. The thing is, she and Bethenny have no mutual friends and that what Bethenny said is not true. Both Dorinda and Jules say that Bethenny thinks she has a mutual friend with everyone and she thinks she knows everything.
So of course I go to Bethenny’s twitter and she is insulting Dorinda and Jules on her twitter. She also retweeted that a blind gossip site posted about Tom’s makeout sesh right when the engagement went public. That is probably Bethenny’s “mutual friend” source for the Tom story.
Dorinda has a great attitude about her drunken toast. She is a really likeable person. So is Jules. It’s a shame that Bethenny is such a bitch to them. She’s on Twitter saying she knows so much more than what we see on the show. Yes, Bethenny. We understand how the show works. And you constantly make it clear that you know more about any given situation than anyone else in the world.
Dorinda and Jules both stick up for Tom when someone asks if he dated three housewives in order to get famous. Dorinda basically says Tom is a playboy who has dated a lot of women on the UES. Both of them say that Tom and Luann are very happy together.
On the sneak peek for next week, I have to say that the scene where Bethenny unloads her ammo into Luann looks very staged and scripted. Luann goes to Bethenny to ask her why she would ask if she is monogamous with her fiance? Why would she do that?
Some calls in and tells Andy that “those white pants are showing your package, totally.” I think that may be the first time I’ve seen Andy embarrassed. Her question was about Dorinda stirring the pot and Dorinda says she has no ill intent.
Dorinda and Jules both think it was wrong for Bethenny to spread the Tom gossip to Carole and Ramona, neither of whom are good friends of Luann’s instead of telling Luann directly.
Jules is not particularly close with Bethenny and Carole. She says it’s water under the bridge with Bethenny at this point and Carole is “irrelevant.” Bethenny tweeted that she should not use words that she can’t even spell. So no love lost there. Still being a bitch. What did Jules ever do to Bethenny? Oh yes, Jules has an eating disorder. That is why Bethenny hates her. Who is it that says all hate is self hate?
The WWHL poll was Trump or Hillary. 62% of the voters picked Trump. I need to stock up on doomsday supplies.