Why is Carol on this episode? Adam is there as the bartender. I just can’t. It’s the mutual admiration society between Carole and MJ. Andy starts right off making fun of Luann in a montage called, Gloating While Boating. I cannot for the life of me understand why everyone is hating on Luann for being happy about her engagement to Tom. What the fuck is wrong with people? She is in love and happy! Does everyone have such a stick up their asses that they can’t be happy for her? Carole was uncharacteristically happy for Luann. FINALLY.
MJ goes in on Asa saying there is not a shred of truth to her accusations that she was not supportive of her businesses. Mercedeh say she will never get her friendship back and she has already “pandered for it” off camera. She says Asa got offended by an backhanded compliment from her mother on WWHL. MJ basically hates GG and Asa at this point. So sad.
Did Carole just say that Luann is famous for having sex in a restaurant bathroom? What is that about?
MJ has a bigger ring that is two carats now. Really? Do people define their relationship by the size of a ring? What is Tommy’s job other than Shahs? He seems like an average joe.
Bethenny tweeted that Kermit the Frog called and wants his tie back. I swear, Andy is the WORST at picking out ties.
Carole says that her ripped couch once belonged to her mother in law and she had it made in the 1960s and it is very sentimental for her. She said it would cost close to 50K to reupholster the whole thing. Seriously? On Planet Earth? It’s some sort of hand loomed velvet. I am not buying this story at all.
MJ says she will be marrying Tommy regardless of Vida’s thought on the issue.
Carole says she heard a bit of gossip about Jules marriage from the beginning of the season but she really didn’t see the divorce coming.
A caller asks MJ what she would say to Jessica if she saw her today. She said, “Shame on you, stop using us. I’m sorry that you thought Mike was going to get a Rolls Royce and a Rolex and a Chanel bag.” I don’t understand her hatred for Jessica. Mike is the cheater. Oh thank you, Carole for saying just that. MJ is out of her mind. The last time she was on WWHL she was calling out Mike for his cheating and saying that was why she didn’t go to the wedding and now she is defending Mike as if he is the wronged party. What the hell is wrong with MJ? I am telling you the entire cast turned on Mike during filming and it is so odd that now they are all Team Mike as if he did nothing wrong.
Carole was not invited to Luann’s wedding.
Whose side are you on, Asa or MJ? How the hell did MJ win with 57%? Even she did not expect to win!