We are back on the yacht for Luann’s engagement party, but unfortunately no one really seems happy for her. I continue to be shocked that some of y’all think Luann is “too happy” and “too excited” about her engagement. I am thrilled that there is actually a happy storyline that is not about someone’s vagina.
Ramona continues to stir the shit about the engagement despite having no real relationship with Tom herself. I can understand Sonja having some emotions lingering about Tom, but Ramona needs to have several seats.
Luann’s friend the “yacht owner” is rather um, interesting.
Ramona has to get right in front of the camera to interrupt Tom who is speaking to a party guest with Luann by his side. She literally sticks her head under Luann’s armpit to jockey for position. Tom is super uncomfortable around Sonja. Ramona is making a huge scene talking to some woman about how she met Tom ten years ago in a bar and they have been out several times. First of all, the meeting was filmed on camera and he didn’t seem to have any interest in Ramona who was married to her cheating husband at the time. Ramona is really trying to make make her relationship with Tom into more than just a dinner date or two. Ramona thinks Tom is flirting with her. She is also dancing alone while apparently extremely intoxicated.
Why is Carole making a big deal out of Tom telling Ramona that she smells like a grapefruit? Why is everything such a huge deal with these women? Ramona is busy trash talking Luann to Carole saying that she is very insecure and so is Tom. Ramona is so delusional. Dorinda gives a completely incoherent toast to the future bride and groom.
The next day, Jules calls to check on the kids only to discover that Michael has gone to The Hamptons for the weekend and left them with the nanny. Dorinda and Carole gossip about how many times Ramona actually dated Tom. Now the story is that Carole met Tom when he was dating Ramona. These stories just keep growing with every telling. Now Ramona says she went home with Tom to learn how to play backgammon. This is all such utter bullshit. It’s like they wrote this script 20 minutes before they got on the boat.
Dorinda really is a little pot stirrer lately. She goes to Luann to tell her that Ramona is telling Tom stories to Carole. Luann is really pissed at Ramona and screams at her and threatens to throw her ass overboard if she doesn’t stop making up stories about her dates with Tom. Ramona, who lives for her name in the press, is carrying around an article that she is mentioned in as someone who used to sleep with Tom. She blames Luann for that story. She tries to pull off some sort of hissyfit that is not in the slightest bit believable. Ramona says her dating life is discreet. Does she really believe the crap she says? Ramona keeps on and on repeating that the press said that Ramona was the friend with benefits. She has said it at least six times on this episode alone. For someone who is unhappy with a story she certainly has brought attention to the story over and over and over again.
Are we seriously not going to get to the newest dirt on Tom during this episode? How much longer are they going to drag this all out. Bethenny tells Carole and Ramona that Tom is not really that wealthy and that he has already been unfaithful to her. Bethenny says that Tom was making out with a Playboy bunny for over an hour at a bar on the Wednesday before the engagement party on Friday. Bethenny says she has a photo of him and the girl making out.
To be continued…..