Sorry, this is late, had real life problems that had to be taken care of first before I could play in my Internet life.
So here we go! Just so you know, I can’t stand blowhard Paul. (Sorry, TT) When I find him on the feeds I have to turn him off. I’d rather watch paint dry, or even worse, Nicole whining about Corey. As this show is on, I also have the live feeds on. I just heard Vic saying that BB is going to wait a week before giving Bridgette an MRI. She may have torn a tendon. Does anyone know how she did that?
The show starts with the HOH comp (that BB refuses to let us watch on the feeds for some unknown reason). I think I explained it in my last recap, but I will repeat it again in case you missed it. They have to roll a red ball down a plank and if you get it in the basket first, you win. If no one gets it in, the one who gets it the farthest (highest number) will win. The 4 with the lowest score become have nots.
They are all happy Frank is gone and they say they all want to win because they are nervous what is going to happen next. Except Paulie. He wants no blood on his hands. So he goes for it first and gets a 6.
They show Natalie practicing with James coaching her and she can’t do it at all. She is being a spaz and can’t even get it through the starter hoop.
Vic goes second and gets a 14.
Now it’s Paul’s turn. His ball makes it all the way to the end, just misses the basket and gets a 21! It’s gonna be hard for anyone to beat him but there is still a chance. (Please, please, please!)
I would die laughing if Natalie can pull it off.
Now, BB cuts to an earlier scene with Frank and Paulie making a deal for Paulie to work with Bridgette. Why did BB put this scene in here?
Back to the comp and Michelle is still practicing with her yellow ball and keeps making the basket! I have hope. I would love to see Misch win and cause some trouble.
Now Natalie has the hang of it and she is making the basket also! Yay! So, she decides to go for it with the red ball. She spazzes out, drops it and gets a two. I wonder if she did this on purpose. I know she likes to sleep in those bumper cars.
Paul is helping Nicole on how to do it. Day should be getting a clue about Paul from this and that he doesn’t have her back. Nicole gets a 19.
Z’s turn and she overthrows and gets a zero. Which equals what she has contributed to this season so far.
Now Day and Misch are going for it. They get a 16 and a 19 but I can’t remember who got what. It doesn’t matter. They lost and I am heart broken.
Paul is the new HoH and I am considering cancelling my feeds after Thursday.
Paul wants to put up Bridgette. Day is happy that Paul won. Ha! Paulie is also thrilled. He just needs to convince Paul to get rid of Davonne before Bridgette.
The boys are in the storage room (sans James) and Paul wants to put up a guy against Bridgette to guarantee that she doesn’t win the veto. First thing out of Victors mouth is no, he’s not going up. An unwise move on his part because nobody likes him and it puts a bigger target on him. Paul is pissed.
Nicole wants Day gone because she feels like she is walking on eggshells around her. Day says that she has Nicole on her radar but she has no concrete proof. She was glad to have her feelings confirmed by Frank. I just don’t get why neither one will get together with the other one and talk it out privately and maybe they can work together. But with Corey conjoined at Nichole’s hip, I guess it would be difficult for the girls to be alone together.
Paulie, James and Corey are together. Paulie tells them that he wants Day put up. James lets us know that he likes Day and he hopes that Paul doesn’t get on board with the plan. Hey, James! Why don’t you tell the boys that and maybe it could happen. Instead he leaves. (#spineless)
When Paul comes in, Paulie starts his misting. Paul tries to convince him to put up Vic instead, but he crumbles quickly and agrees to back door Davonne. He thinks he will be a hero in everybody’s eyes. Ha!
The Hoh/Friendship room is revealed and there is a picture of Paul with no beard. Nicole starts slobbering all over the place. She is an embarrassment to all of womankind.
Now there is talk of who to put up against Bridgette. Needs to be a strong player. Crickets from everybody. Paulie is sleeping through this. Day walks in. She says 4 have already been on the block. More dead silence. James claims he has nerve damage in his arm from the endurance comp. I’m surprised he didn’t get laughed out of the room. First time I heard him complain about it. (#Wuss)
Everyone knows Nat can’t win it. Z flat out says “HELL NO!” Nicole finally volunteers, reluctantly, and immediately regrets it.
Now some scene where Corey tells a story about adopting a dog and how much he loves it. Nichole is actually jealous of the dog. I just can’t with these people. What is in the BB water?
Meanwhile Bridgette is in the HoH giggling annoyingly. With the PeePees. (Hey! They named themselves that.) She wants to deflect things away from her. They tell her not to trust Nicole or Day. She believes she is working with them. But they are in reality using her. It’s a house full of women haters. Paul tells her that he has a plan and she is safe.
Now a montage of Paulie morphing into Paul, looks wise. The same shaved haircut, the sleeveless tank tops, speaking the same lingo, etc. It’s all a ploy on Paulie’s part to reel Paul under his thumb.
I fell asleep during the portion of the America’s choice award. I heard that Natalie won it and the other HGs hate her for it.
I woke up for the nominations and Bridgette was first up and Paulie is the second nomination. Because no one else would go up except Nicole and she stinks at comps.
Davonne is finally catching on that something is a foot. She wonders why Paulie is up on the block if Nicole volunteered. Paulie plans to win the veto comp and have Davonne go up in his place.
Which is actually what happened after this show aired. Damn.
EDITED to add a gif of a disinterested Paulie as Z tries SO HARD.
I would feel sorry for her if she wasn’t so pathetic,