I had to take a break before blogging this episode. If it were not for Dolores I probably would have just deleted it from my VCR. I cannot STAND Reza. I really can’t. And Andy isn’t much better. We all know that Dolores is on the show tonight just so that Frankie can be the bartender. From the moment we all saw Frankie, we knew that Andy would be obsessed with him. Frankie is not even old enough to vote, let alone drink.
Andy says Vida will be on the reunion and it is going to be “scorched earth.” He’s giddy at the demise of the mother daughter relationship.
I totally had no idea Sharknado was on. I am taping a rerun now but it’s over an hour in already I think. I will have to catch the first part on demand and then flip over so I can skip the commercials. It actually looked kind of good.
Dolores said she and Teresa had lunch the day before she went to prison and Teresa didn’t mention it. She said she felt like Teresa didn’t think it was really going to happen. Oh, but it did.
Please God let Andy ask Reza about all the shitty things he has done to everyone on the cast of Shahs and when he is going to apologize.
Wow, on the sneak peek of the re” union, Asa says that MJ is knocking on doors constantly trying to sabotage her business. It sounds like MJ is very jealous of Asa’s success. They hid that storyline from us this season if true. MJ says she and Asa will never be friends again. That would be a big loss for MJ. In the commercials for the reunion we see Reza crying and leaving the reunion in tears. Does this mean that GG brought the sex tape? Please make it so. Reza so deserves a long hard fall.
Dolores doesn’t think that prison changed Teresa. She is just a bit more calmed down and in control of her temper. We will see how long that lasts.
Reza goes in on “some queen named crazy divina,” that would be my co-defendent Funky Dineva, an Atlanta blogger who claimed he had filed for chapter 13 bankruptcy. It was not true. I was sent the story at the time he posted it and I found nothing to support the claim. Wrong county. Wrong name. Not true.
Someone asks if Reza has apologized to GG after seeing that she is getting treatments. He says he has but the he says, “But Mohammed told me that GG’s p…” which I have to admit is pretty fucking funny. But then he goes on to say more horrible things about GG.
Some asks why Reza is always all up in everyone’s business. He says he loves hard and he cares hard. Really? He is completely delusional.
Dolores was a cop in the sheriff’s office for six years. This really seems to impress Andy who says, “Wow, you are like a Charlie’s Angel.” Which makes zero sense. Much like that dark purple tie he is wearing with a lightweight cotton suit. Why doesn’t Andy have a stylist?
Andy springs a boner when Frankie shows off his abs. The really were something to behold but I don’t think it’s legal to admit that for at least a few more months.
Dolores is fresh of a Brazilian butt lift so she is sitting rather gingerly.
The poll question was whose side are you on? GG or Reza? I was almost afraid to look but GG won with 63% of the vote.