Tonight on Flipping Out Jeff is going all the way to San Diego for work. This seems either completely ridiculous or the sign of someone who is having trouble getting jobs in LA after getting fired by Living Spaces.
In other completely ridiculous news, Jenni got a vaginal steam. Or a V-Steam as the idiots call it. Speaking of idiots, if you live on the UES you can get Cindy Barshop, former RHONY, to be your vagina steamer. I am not kidding. For a mere $100 a former housewife will steam your clam. It seems like it is a requirement for all women on Bravo to discuss their vaginas at length and have as many odd treatments to them on camera as humanly possible. We are not finished with Jenni’s vagina this episode.
In other moisture news, Frank the contractor has to tell Chaz that due to moisture in the walls the new estimate on a job is three times more than expected. See? Moisture on your walls is bad ladies and can breed mold and bacteria.
Speaking of Frank, his wife and her vagina seem to have taken control of Frank’s business. She wants Jeff to provide a clear scope of work for each job rather than bringing in other contractors whenever the notion strikes him to complete parts of the project that he was initially contracted to do. This caused Jeff to get steamed. But not vaginally. Just figuratively.
In San Diego, Jeff, Gage, Vanina and Megan Weaver with the big beaver are picked up by a woman named Michelle. There was discussion about whether or not Michelle actually had a vagina. Perhaps she had some parts steamed off.
In La Jolla, Jeff and crew visit a friend of Jeff’s to reshape and remodel her lady pool so that it can properly retain moisture. They will of course surround it with a new lady garden.
In a quest for even more moisture in her vagina, Jenni goes to get some sperm shot up in there. She is having trouble keeping her pregnancies and has had multiple miscarriages. We watch as she gingerly carries a bag with a vaginal suppository full of her husband’s sperm and then we watch recline in a position where all 25 million swimmers can swim downstream. I hope this is the last of Jenni’s vagina being front and center for this episode.
And it is. Until next week, when we gather around her vagina once again, to count gestational sacs.