I literally feeling like my brain is decaying. I’m serious. My brain feels heavy in my skull, I’m having trouble keeping my eyes open and my eyes are blurry. I think between the heat and all the serious decisions I’ve had to make lately, I have fried and possibly pickled my brain. But I shall try to recap this nonsense as best I can.
Heather can sing? Apparently so. She sang the national anthem at the Angels game recently.
Right away Andy plays the clip of Vicki calling Brooks. I don’t get the big mystery here. She is being ostracized by the group for a situation he is ultimately responsible for, and she loved him even though he was horrible to her. She left a party feeling alone, and she drunk dialed. Am I the only one who has ever drunk dialed the last person on earth I’d ever want to see sober? I guarantee you before Vicki even open her eyes the next day her first thought was “Please tell me I didn’t really call him.”
Next week Shannon and Kelly get together to
work things out argue some more. Shannon denies setting Kelly up with the two bitches at her party. She claims one of the women was instrumental in “helping Heather and her with their HOA.” The problem they had with their HOA was that everyone hates them for filming in the neighborhood. It could not be anymore obvious that those two were there to attack Kelly.
The number one question for Shannon is why can you forgive David, but not Vicki? Really? Apples and Oranges. Shannon basically said because David kisses her ass everyday and she can hold it over his head forever.
Shannon was asked about the beef between Heather and Jeff Lewis. She says it was at a restaurant and she wasn’t present when everything went down. Um, where was she exactly? It was her birthday dinner and the issues were started by how Heather treated the waitstaff so it was probably during dinner service. Was she late and they ordered without her?
Whose side are you on, Shannon or Kelly? Shannon wins with 62% Again, these polls cannot be real. I can’t believe people side with Shannon about anything. Kelly is a basketcase, but Lucifer should win any poll against Shannon.
This was an incredibly boring episode. Maybe it was because her kids and David were in the audience? I thought for sure she would get a lot of calls about how inappropriate the wet dream conversations between the girls and David were. I am skeeved out just typing that. Just so wrong on so many levels. Can you imagine asking your father if he’d ever had a wet dream? EW. Just so gross.