It’s the penultimate episode of Shahs of Sunset, and I am ready for it to end, because I’ve had more than my fill of Reza Farahan and his attacks on GG this season.
MJ is having a yard sale to make room for Tommy, but she is having a hard time parting with clothes. I am the same way when it comes to garage sales. If someone wants to buy it, it makes me want to keep it. I still miss my fat clothes now that I am huge again. At the time I just knew I’d never gain weight again.
Golnesa gets acupuncture three times a week for her RA. I am sick of the health stories.
Reza is trying to make Adam take his last name. They find out at the marriage license place that they are not actually married and need to do yet another ceremony. They end up redoing their marriage with just Asa and MJ there and Adam finally gets to say some vows. Reza thinks Obama legalized gay marriage.
For unknown reasons, Asa decides to do a photo shoot with Mike and his dogs where she has to stand in traffic. Mike is sad that Jessica has moved on.
MJ’s (non vaginal) Rejuvenation Party
Shervin takes Tommy ring shopping. #FreeWeddingRingBy Bravo. Tommy is nervous that MJ might say no because her mother will be there. He seems to have gotten permission from her father.
MJ takes Vida for the cake selection. Vida chooses everything. Apparently, the change that MJ is undergoing is to stop being controlled by Vida. Vida still hates Tommy.
MJ wears all white to the party and carries flowers like a bride. The party is at a cemetery with a casket involved. Typical MJ. It’s like a funeral for her old life. Or something. There will be a choir and the releasing of doves. Tommy is busy getting drunk.
Golnesa cracks me up. The cake is a hot mess. This is all pretty hysterical. Vida asks where Mike where Jessica is. He ignores her. Vida is being a shit disturber. She goes to the casket and opens it. Mike tells her to jump in. This makes me giggle. Vida says, “No wonder Jessica is not with you,.” Mike responds, “No wonder your husband left you a long time ago!” Buuurrn! Tommy calms Mike down because everyone says that Vida is an elder who must be respected regardless of her nasty behavior.
MJ throws costume jewelry, blush and birth control into the casket. Because, MJ, Tommy gets up and proposes. She says yes, and the doves fly. Everyone is happy except Vida who starts to throw a fit. To be continued…
Next week.: It’s the finale. Asa has her photography exhibit, Reza and Adam disagree about kids. Vida continues to be a bitch. Reza and GG’s estrangement comes to a head over her claims she has seen his sex tape. /shudder