I can’t believe it is has been a week since Flipping Out was on . I have been muttering Todo Limpio to myself for a full week and have cleaned nothing and only made more mess. Between the excessive heat and my anxiety being riled up I have to force myself to eat. I had two containers of my favorite yogurt in the fridge and last night I checked the dates and they expired on June 22. This is the weekend to TODO LIMPIO. Or just get some good sleep in. One or the other.
I’m still not sure I believe that Jeff and Gage and Zoila are living on a job site. I’m also unclear on whether or not it is an actual flip or if they will be living there when the house is complete. I am excited to see Zoila right off the bat she makes me happy. And we got to the vagina texts. Really is this Bravo them that someone must mention vaginas in every episode of every Bravo show? Has the National Council on Vagina Awareness purchased promotional time on Bravo? Zoila got a sext from someone woman in Connecticut who was apparently trying to get someone to come perform oral on her and it mistakenly went to Zoila. Maybe it would be funny if I wasn’t so hot and bitchy today. It is pretty funny that Jeff is buying life insurance for himself and Zoila. Or maybe he was joking about Zoila. You never know with him. He is also making Gage his durable power of attorney.
Wonder boy and Gage clone, Matt, has recommended a new intern, Ashlyn. It looks like she is going to be the new punching bag. Because there is always a punching bag. Jeff is irritated that Ashlyn is punctual. The title of this episode is based on Jeff’s brother’s new product Glow Sharks, which are apparently bathtub toys for kid. Everyone is mocking the commercial by saying Glow Sharks in a deep voice, but Ashlyn refuses to play any of Jeff’s reindeer games. Ashlyn is doomed. And I just gave her a tag. Jeff is going to pick at her about this until she cries and quits. Ashlyn is very good and has the same personality of a wet sock that Matthew (and Gage) have. But Matthew works for Gage. Ashlyn has to put up with Jeff, and I’m not sure she has the personality to roll with him.
It seems that #14 is quite efficient at uterine attachment. Alexandra has had a positive home pregnancy test and Jeff wants to take her in for a blood test. Jeff and Gage are cautiously optimistic. I’m kind of worried about #14. Jeff just said they haven’t had a blood test yet but if she is pregnant the due date would be October 8th. On WWHL Andy said in just a few weeks the baby will be here. Would four months be “just a few weeks in Andy’s mind? Or do they end up having try again? I wonder when this was filmed? The doctor calls and confirms that Alexandra is four weeks pregnant. That would be possible it they filmed this in January. And everyone was wearing long sleeves this week. So fingers crossed for #14.
Chaz Dean Properties
Chaz is pissed that the projects aren’t going as fast as his other projects with a guy named Dave. Jeff is pissed by the criticism. Chaz’s business manager, Nuria, is not intimidated by Jeff at all had not problem telling him that he needs to work faster. Jeff sort of went off about it. This could be problematic. I think the reason I don’t like the Chaz scenes is because he is a long time client and friend and I don’t find a lot of his scenes to be as unscripted as some of the others.
They meet again a few days later for a follow-up. Jeff feels bad for overreacting. Jeff has a new communication plan where Gage will email Nuria and let her know all the thing that are going on.
The gang heads out to meet with a new client in Bell Canyon, named Meera. It seems like they are going to have a ton of different clients each week which will make recapping hard. The demo on this remodel barely got started when the contractor discovered a serious water leak in the walls. The clients take the major budget increase extremely well. Because, rich.
Next week: More vagina as Jenni has some sort of fertility treatments and we get to watch. Again.