I cannot believe that Reza’s mother would agree to be on this show. Does she watch her son on this show? How is she not humiliated? Will Reza call his mother a bitch at this lunch like he does every other human on earth that he interacts with? She seems like a really great lady. Reza doesn’t think he is like his dad. But he is.
Asa, Adam and Reza are chilling in Palm Springs. Reza thinks Palm Springs is just like Iran in the 1970s. Speaking of ridiculous, Asa …girl… you know I love you and I am all for wearing jewelry in unexpected ways, but I can’ with you and the whole necklace as a face mask thing. We spend a ridiculous amount of time looking at a potential investment property for Reza and Adam.
MJ is spending a lot of time with Tommy to decide if they are ready for her to get inseminated. She definitely wants to get married first.
Reza and MJ go out for ice cream. Reza let’s MJ know he is very happily married but is uncomfortable with the word ‘husband’ and prefers ‘partner.” Then they move on to gossiping about Jessica and Mike. Jessica has changed her phone number.
For some ridiculous reason, GG agrees to go to lunch with Shervin in an empty Mexican restaurant. Shervin can’t seem to grasp why Reza screaming in her face and mocking her illness would cause HER to have a moment of rage. In the flashback, we see Reza quite clearly screaming in the face of a woman who has an illness basically telling her she is faking it. Shervin said that Reza was not talking shit, he was asking questions. Shervin seems to think that Reza’s screaming and mocking is something she needs to listen to. Shervin is an idiot.
This week we get Asa the photographer. This time she is taking photos of Adam and Reza out in the dessert.
It seems that the blond girl on the date from hell, Annalise has been selected the designated beard. Her best qualification for that is that she lives in Australia. It’s a girlfriend with no intimacy possible. Perfect.
Oh look, Mike is trying to pass off some bullshit scheme again. I don’t believe any of this. I wonder where he got those pictures of shoes.
Mike thinks he is a changed man. I do not think Mike is a changed man. Asa helps Mike write an email to Jessica. Asa doesn’t believe any of this bullshit. She’s giving an academy award winning performance. When filming was happening everyone was pissed at Mike and on Jessica’s side. Then again, this looks like when they found out about her new man and that changed everything.
This shoe story is such a farce. Customs doesn’t work on Saturday? And he is selling new product as an unknown “shoe designer”to Kitson? This was filmed in November after the Belize trip, so probably mid to late November. Kitson announced they were going out of business on December fourth and had a huge fire sale to get rid of all of their products. They were not making purchases at all let alone from Mike Shouhed, a guy with some Mexican shoes and no business skills. Hell, he even admits he has no idea what he is doing. Clearly Kitson was in desperate need of revenue so the got paid by Bravo to host this fake event. And Mike got to “sell shoes” for fifteen minutes at Kitson.
Ha! They pointed out at the end that Kitson went out of business “a few months later.” Technically they didn’t close the doors until February but they announced the plan to shut down on December 4th, a couple of weeks after this farce.
Somewhere, Mike Shouhed is shit faced.
Next Week: I can’t even explain the crazy I saw in the preview. Seriously.