At this point, I can barely remember the time I used to like Carole. I tried to cut her some slack for a long time. Lord knows the bitch is hungry. Who knows how her personality would change if she actually left food in her body long enough to nourish her and her brain. She would probably be able to focus on her writing and finish her book if her publisher has not just written her off already.
It’s amusing that Bethenny says that eating disorders are about constant lying. She should know. I’ve never seen Jules posting Instagram photos proudly proclaiming she wears the same sized pajamas as her four year old. Perhaps it has nothing to do with Bethenny’s mother and Really, the fact of the matter is that Jules openness about her eating disorder makes Bethenny and Carole’s lies more obvious. At any rate, Carole is all kinds of butt hurt this week. Let’s watch her be a mean girl while playing the victim at the same time.
Here’s her Bravo Blog she ironically entitled “If You Can’t Stand the Heat, Get Out Of The Kitchen”
As Nietzsche once wrote… “She who stirs the sh–, should lick the spoon.”
I think a real Nietzsche quote (and not an Internet meme) is more in order for Jules. How about, “The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself.” Jules owned herself and finally stood up for herself against Bethenny. The discussion was between Bethenny and Jules about how Bethenny makes Jules feel. You are not Bethenny. Living up her anus doesn’t make you a part of her. It just makes you a shitty person. This did not involve you.
Someone is talking behind everyone’s back and her name doesn’t start with a, B, C, or…wait a minute, it does start with a D! Who knew! The mother of all things nice is telling BS tales taller than a Dr. Seuss top hat. So apparently all it takes for Jules to scream like a toddler is a little second hand “she said/she said” gossip. Boo-hoo.
Newsflash: Those people in the room with you holding giant cameras and sound booms are recording your behavior. We see you and your BFF talking about Jules constantly. We have seen your talking heads bout Jules being “smaller than you.” We have seen you deride her for saying she still has periods. You knew exactly what that meant and then said you were shocked she even brought that up. It’s clearly something you are familiar with. We saw your reaction of disgust when she shared she had recently relapsed due to the stress of the show, her failing marriage, raising her kids with no help, etc. There is no need for Dorinda to make anything up, or for us to question her. She just reports back that you and Bethenny are trash talking her friends to her friends. That is how friendship works by the way. It’s not as you believe mocking your friends behind their back.
Over the past four years my integrity and character have been tested and questioned. I’ve let dozens of passive aggressive insults roll off my back. (Most recently, the mocking of my age and my earlier profession as a journalist by the two above.) I’ve been called a disgusting, pathetic, middle-aged horny woman by a woman I thought was my friend.
Oh you poor thing. How could anyone ever have a bad word to speak about you? You are such a kind and generous soul!
I’ve been called a pedophile. I’ve endured insults hurled at people I love. I’ve listened to outright lies told by the Housewives about my business (remember the ghostwriter story! Whoo hoo!) and about me and my boyfriend (I broke up his relationship! Boo hoo!). And now…drum roll. Dorinda calls me “mean.”
Luann was dead wrong for calling you a pedophile. She has apologized more times than I can count. You have accepted the apology a least three times. And yet, you just keep bringing it up at irrelevant times like this to make yourself look like the victim. Again, the dinner conversation was not about you. Because you are just a parrot for Bethenny. Anything you say is actually coming from Bethenny. No one believes you are capable of forming a thought of your own. No one. You don’t exhibit any feelings at all, unless horny is a feeling.
Uh, yeah, I’m good.
I hope this means that poor pitiful Carole can’t stand the heat so she is getting out of the kitchen. Because really, you are just taking up space.
Wait until you see next week’s show…it’s amaaaaazing.
I am so sad to hear that. Because Bethenny thinks that belittling the other women is amazing and thus so do you. I’m not sure I can watch much more of what you consider amazing and friendship.